And So, They Were Four

Riku, Roxas, and Axel were sitting in Riku's basement.

Riku: This is the life. (Inhales)

Roxas: Three circles in a week, that's pretty decent to begin with.

Axel: I don't want to sound like Sora but, (Looks at Riku) wouldn't your mom find it suspicious that you're hanging out in the basement this much.

Riku: No, after all that has happen my mom is happy that I'm hanging out so close to the house, beside she's not here today.

The basement's back door opens, and all three boys froze until the saw a head with blond-spike hair, Cloud entered the basement wit a smirk on his face.

Cloud: Scare you, didn't I?

Riku: Cloud? What that hell are you doing here?

Roxas: Shouldn't you be in Radiant Garden, getting your ass handed to you by Sephiroth.

Cloud: (Glares at Roxas) Merlin asked me to check on you losers, and make sure you won't get in trouble.

Axel: (Looks at Cloud.) So, are you going to tell on us?

Cloud: Nope. (Sits down and takes a deep breath)

Riku: I didn't know you were into this kind of stuff.

Cloud: You're kidding; I've been stealing this stuff form Leon's room for ages.

Riku: And how did you know that we had it?

Cloud: I don't know, it's like I have a sixth sense about this stuff.

Axel: Life is full of surprises, who knew Mr. Emo here likes to relax.

Cloud: (Glares at Axel)

Roxas: Yeah, you never know what to expect, for example, this morning I ate Fruity Pebbles for breakfast, and you know what I like it.

Riku: (Stares at Roxas)

Axel: (Stares at Roxas)

Cloud: (Stares at Roxas)

Roxas: What?

Riku: We're in the Circle, and you admit that you ate Fruity Pebbles cereal and that you like it.

Axel: I don't even know who you are anymore.

Cloud: What's next? You're going to tell us that you ate it with chocolate milk.

Roxas: How did you… I mean of course not. (Looks again form the other Three.)

Riku: (Shakes his head)

Axel: I knew you were spending too much time with Sora.

Cloud: Talking about Sora, why was he beating up a tree with his Keyblade when I was on my way here.

Riku: He's just mad because we kicked him out of the Circle.

Cloud: Why?

Roxas: He was being a wuss.

Cloud: So there aren't any wuss in the Circle?

Axel: That's right.

Cloud: So, what's Fruity doing here? (Points at Roxas)

Roxas: Hey!

Riku: Don't worry he's alright.

Axel: Yeah, in his own sad little world.

Roxas: You guys are asses.

Riku: That hurt (Puts his hand in his chest and starts laughing)

Axel: (Laughs)

Cloud: (Smirks)

Roxas: (Crosses his arms and mutters something about a chimpanzee's face and Cloud's hair.)

Cloud: (Glares at Roxas) I almost forgot, Merlin told me to pass you a message. He said that no Thundaga spell won't make your hair spikier, so stop asking him about it.

Riku: (Laughs and clenches his stomach)

Axel: (Laugh and almost falls off his seat)

Roxas: (Mutters something that sounded like 'bastards'.)

Riku: Is it me or Mr. Emo here is looking more human.

Axel: Now that you mentioned, maybe this stuff is getting to him.

Riku: He even broke his joke record.

Roxas: What do you mean?

Riku: He made one joke, that's more that Mr. Touch-me-and-die here has ever done. Yuffie is going to be so proud.

Cloud: (Glares at Riku)

Roxas: (Laughs)

Cloud: Now that you mention Yuffie, she asked me, and by that I mean hide my shoes until I agreed to do it, well she asked me to ask you if you were gay.

Riku: What?

Roxas: (Laughs)

Axel: (Snickers)

Cloud: I'm serious she really asked me that.

Riku: Why the hell would she think I'm gay?

Cloud: She said that's because you have so many girls throwing themselves at you but you never go out with them.

Axel: Yeah, what's up with that?

Riku: That's a lied, I do go out with girl, just not every crazed fangirl chasing me.

Roxas: We've never seen you on a date.

Riku: I like to keep my personal life private.

Axel: Yeah right, you like to brag about every little thing that happens to you.

Cloud: Ok, name one of your dates.

Riku: Ok, there was Alice, last time I went to Wonderland. And also, I went out with Selphie about a month ago.

Axel: You went out with jump-rope girl?

Riku: Yeah, just before I went out with Naminé.

Roxas: What?

Riku: Yeah, we went out four or five time.

Roxas: Since when?

Riku: I told you, almost a month ago, if I'm not mistaking I went out with her just last week.

Roxas: Why am I finding this out now?

Riku: Because I don't need to keep you inform about my love life.

Axel: So, has anything happen between you two.

Riku: We've just make out a couple of time, nothing serious.

Roxas: What? I'm going to kill you.

Riku: We've already been down this road, last time you fought me, you ended up in a virtual world.

Axel: Yeah, besides Naminé isn't even your girlfriend, you're just her self-entitled boyfriend.

Riku: You're too much of a wuss to make a move.

Roxas: (Glares at Riku and clenches his fists)

Cloud: I think we better change the subject, before Fruity here is put in a video game again.

Roxas: (Glares at Cloud)

Riku: Mr. Emo broke his record twice in the same day.

Cloud: (Glares at Riku)

Axel: (Snickers and looks at Riku) Dude, what about Kairi?

Riku: What about her?

Cloud: Haven't you notice the way she looks at you?

Riku: No, why?

Axel: (Sighs)

Cloud: She's totally into you.

Riku: Really?

Axel: (Nods)

Cloud: (Nods)

Riku: Why am I the last one to find out about this?

Roxas: It sucks, doesn't it?

Riku: Shut it, Fruity-boy.

Roxas: It's not my fault you area as oblivious as Sora.

Riku: It's not my fault Naminé prefers me.

Roxas: (Glares at Riku)

Cloud: Why don't you both shut it?

Riku: (Glares at Cloud)

Roxas: (Glares at Cloud)

Axel: Hey guys, how pathetic are we? We're in the circle and we're arguing about girls.

Roxas: You're right.

Riku: Yeah, (Looks at the other three) If anyone tells Sora about this, he's out of the Circle.