Okay, so I co-wrote this with my friend who chooses to go by FMAFreak (I beg forgiveness if this name was stolen from anyone as my friend does not have an account on here!). She was in charge of what some of the characters said or did and I was in charge of the rest if them. I will not be held accountable for her characters. I also apologize for any OOCness(like the fact that Win thinks she's a badass) and typos. Oh and yet another thing, this fic was written in a play-type format so I had to re-write it so if it sucks because it's written weird that's why. Oh yeah, I'm gonna use little smile face things like 0.o and stuff because I can and that's how I am:P This is a Fruits Basket/FMA crossover. Pairings: WinryXEd, hinted one-sided HaruXYuki

Disclaimer: Neither of us owns FMA or Fruits Basket. TT

Characters(who gets them):

FMAFreak:

Edward Elric

Alphonse Elric

Yuki Sohma

Momiji Sohma

Nekoluver:

Winry Rockbell

Kyo Sohma

Kisa Sohma

Haru Sohma

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It was a beautiful, clear day in the small town of Resembool. The sun was shining, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. It seemed like the whole town just wanted to sit back and relax. Everyone was at peace. That is, except for the Rockbell household...

"Winry knock it off!" Ed shouted after being hit in the head yet again with Winry's relentless wrench.(A/N tongue twister XP)

"I won't knock it off until you stop being an idiot!" Winry replied just as loud and fiercely. "Which I'm sure won't be anytime soon..."

0.o "...I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Ed shouted with and was about ready to attack his mechanic.

Winry suddenly started acting really weird and raised her wrench in the air while twirling and chanting, "I summon you oh great kitty man of anger! Here my call and come to my aide! Gigidy ga ga boo boo!"

After she was finished, Kyo suddenly popped out of nowhere.

"What the hell?" Kyo asked, looking around confused. "First I hear a really weird voice in my head and now I'm...Where the hell am I?"

"You can't do that!" Ed yelled to Winry, then he jumped inside of Al, who had been watching the entire thing. "Charge Alphonse!"

By now Kyo was very confused and starting to think someone had slipped something in his drink. "Um...Someone please tell me what's going on."

"I'm so happy you're here!" Winry yelled happily, then hugged Kyo. A loud poof was heard and then Kyo was a wide-eyed cat.

"Al nooo! Don't look at it!" Ed shouted quickly, trying, to no avail, to get his brother to look away.

Al was silent for a minute and then, "KITTY!" He shouted and then stuffed Kyo inside his armor as he threw Ed out.

"Well I didn't see this coming! Still don't know where I am though..." Kyo muttered as he started walking around inside Al. He stopped to read a sticker that he spotted. "Made in China...Well that's gay!"

"He he, he tickles," Al laughed as Kyo walked around.

"Get that stupid cat out of Al now Winry! Cuz if you don't..." Ed transformed his automail arm into a blade. "I'll kill you!"

Winry's eyes turned into flaming orbs as an anger mark appeared on her forehead. "You think so? I'll tell you something shrimp..." Winry said dangerously softly as she pulled out a giant wrench. "I could murder you before you ever knew what hit ya!" She then glared at him, almost daring him to attack.

"I was gonna kick his ass for calling me stupid, but I think this girl's got it covered," Kyo smirked at his thought. "I can just imagine...The squirt being beat up by a girl..."

Needless to say, Ed never could pass up a dare... "Look you automail bitch! Take this!" Ed charged Winry with full intention (at the moment) not to kill her, but severely injure her.

"No little big brother!" Al shouted and then started to twirl like Winry had chanting, "Oh come great rat who can defeat the cat!"

Yuki popped out of no where just as Kyo had and looked around. 0.o? "Where am I now?"

"Will someone get me my damn clothes!" Kyo shouted, still from inside Al.

Winry side-stepped as Ed charged her, causing him to run into the wall. Secretly she flinched on the inside when the thump of his face hitting the wall was heard but she said, "Idiot. You can't just charge blindly at your opponent. I would have thought you'd know better being a 'great state alchemist' and all..."

Ed pried himself off the wall and then looked at Winry all dazed and confused from the impact. "How dare you...you...You no good automail freak!" Ed roared and then charged again.

"Ha ha you stupid cat!" Yuki teased and then saw that Ed was charging again. "Oh Ed, you might now want to do that."

Winry side-stepped again with a sigh. Suddenly, Kisa popped out of no where, right in front of the charging Ed. She started screaming when she saw him coming right at her.

"...I want my fucking clothes." Kyo said, seemingly oblivious to Kisa's predicament.

A girl with black, curly hair flowing down the middle of her back and red cat eyes suddenly popped out of no where. She had on a black T-shirt with a red heart with an orange cat that had an anger mark on its forehead on it; black, baggy pants with chains and buckles on the sides; and black shoes with triangles on the sides of the top.

Nekoluver handed Kyo a pink kimono. "Good enough for who it's for!"

Ed stopped about two inches in front of Kisa. "Where the hell did you come from?"

Yuki then punched Ed...hard. "Don't talk to her that way!"

Suddenly a girl with a combination of red, black, and purple hair with yellow cat eyes appeared. She was wearing a black T-shirt, black baggy pants with red belts and silver chains, a silver pocket watch, and black shoes with metal bars on the top and stars at the ends.

"I feel like I missed something..." FMAFreak said.

Kisa stared with wide eyes a Ed for a little while, then went up to Yuki. "Yuki-chan! I'm scared! Where are we?"

Kyo was now wearing the pink kimono, which had a purple sash(A/N I couldn't think of what the stupid sash thingy was called...) "I said I wanted my clothes you stupid bitch!"

Nekoluver walked over to Winry and pointed at the wrench in her hand. "Can I borrow that?"

Winry sighed, "Sure, whatever." she handed Nekoluver the wrench and then walked out of the room.

Nekoluver went back over to Kyo and hit him hard with the wrench. "Kyo you jerk! I give you my only pink kimono and you treat me like this! I should kick your ass!" she then turned to Ed. "And you! Go get Winry you idiot!

Ed nodded. "Yes ma'am," he said and then ran after Winry.

"It's okay Kisa, we're in the Rockbell house," Yuki said, and then looked at Kyo. "Ha ha you stupid cat."

"NL, should we follow Winry?" FMAFreak asked and then stated, "Oh Kyo, pink is not your color..."

"Don't call me stupid ya damn rat!" Kyo yelled at Yuki and then turned to FMA. "And if someone would give me my clothes! Or would you rather have me run around naked!"

Nekoluver pondered the idea, but decided not to comment on it. "...So anyways! No, I think we should give Ed and Winne their space. But with the magic of writing our readers can know what's going on! ... Next chapter!"

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Yay chappie one done! Yeah next chappie's probably gonna be REALLY short but oh well. Oh & I'm not gonna post it for at least a couple days because I wanna be mean and create suspense. :P ha ha! Now if you'll press the pretty burple(or is it plue?...) button and review I may be nice and post it up sooner.