1Interview with the nins!
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine...
SilentWind: Hello fellow Naruto fans! I am here to interview every single ninja that I brought here, and first we have Shino
Shino: Pft...
SilentWind: What the hell is pft?
Shino: I don't know, you're the one who wrote that...
SilentWind: Anyways...
The traits of the almighty Shino!
Eyes: By the looks of it, he has no eyes...Just those glasses...
Hair: Brown I guess...
Interests: Bugs...And other bugs...
Things he hates: Things that aren't bugs, oh and that lady with the forehead bigger than Sakura's!
Ino: Someone has a forehead bigger than Sakura?
Sakura: SHUT UP INO-PIG!
SilentWind: Girls go bitch slap each other somewhere else!
Shino: Am I done yet?
SilentWind: NO!
Possible Love Interests:-
Shino: I don't like anyone...
SilentWind: There is the possibility of you and Hinata! You are on the same team!
Shino: (blushing) Hn...
SilentWind: Aha!
Shino: What? She is a comrade, yes I care for her but not in that way...
SilentWind: ...Fine then...I like the thought of you pairing up with a bug anyways...HOLY SHIT A BUG!
SMACK
Shino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ms. BigglyBuggyPattouy!
SilentWind: o.0 0.o o.0 .
Shino: How dare you! HYA!
SilentWind: I'm the author! You can't hit me I don't exist in your world!
Shino: Then I MUST be hearing things...
SilentWind: Let's go with that... Anyways next we have...Ino!
Ino: How did I get here again?
SilentWind: How did you get here before?
Ino: Well I remember watching this show about Ninja's...
Both of us turn to see all these random people eating popcorn holding up signs like, 'I LUV U INO' and 'DOGS RULE! U TOO AKAMARU!' and also, 'SHIKA AND TEMA 4EVR!'.
All the other nins were there but they were all inside a small balcony over them asking each other questions such as, 'WTF?'.
Ino: Shino wasn't that interesting...
SilentWind: I didn't ask for this! All I wanted was peace with the nins!
Shino: YOU KIDNAPED US FOR BUG'S SAKE!
SilentWind: Your time in the spotlight is over Shino! No one cares now.
Shino fans: DIE YOU BITCH!
SilentWind: I wouldn't do that if I were you! I control this story and you will perish if you try to harm me, DON'T MAKE ME GET SECURITY!
Shino fans: Fine.. WE LOVE YOU SHINO!
Shino: Pft...Hmm...I like that word...
SilentWind: Anyways...Now its time to talk about Ino.
Ino: YES!
Eyes: I think they're blue, but hey, do you have a pupil?
Ino: Um...I don't know...
SilentWind: Whatever...
Hair: Blonde, now don't go stereotyping that she's a dumb blonde!
Sakura: YES SHE IS! AND SO IS NARUTO!
Tsunade(from no where): ARE YOU CALLING ME A BAKA SAKURA?
Sakura: N-no Tsunade-hime...
SilentWind: ...
Ino: Now more about me!
Interests: Flowers, she seems to have an interest in big foreheads-
Ino: NO I DON'T!
SilentWind: Then why do you always point out Sakura's huge forehead and noticed that Shino met a person with a bigger forehead than Sakura-chan.
Things she hates: Um...Things that are annoying and things that are better than her...
Ino: I'm not that shallow!
SilentWind: Sure...
Love interests: Yes we all know that she's a Sasuke fangirl, but there is the possibility that she likes Shika-kun...
Ino: YEAH RIGHT! HE'S AN ANNOYING JERK!
SilentWind: (GASP) You bastard!
Ino: I have a father you know!
SilentWind: What? Well, you bitch!
Ino: I'm offended!
SilentWind: And I looked up to you...shame, shame, shame...
Ino: HMPH!
Why I like her: I always kind of liked her, she's kinda cool I guess...
Ino: You guess? I'M AWESOME! AND WAAAAY COOLER THAN SAKURA!
SilentWind: You are right about that Sakura...
Ino: OH YEAH!
Why I hate her:
Ino: People hate me?
SilentWind: LET ME FINISH!
Why I hate her: SHE'S SO DAMN ANNOYING!
Ino: Ah! How dare you! (Glares)
SilentWind: Whatever...(pushes button)
Ino: what? (Looks down) NOOO!
SilentWind serves you right...Next we have Kankurou!
Kankurou: Hello!
SilentWind: Ugh...You're boring...I'll just skip you!
(Pushes button)
Kankurou: NOOO!
SilentWind: Hehehehe...Next we have, NEJI!
Neji fangirls and me: WE LOVE YOU NEJI-KUN!
Neji: Hn...
SilentWind: You're a cold bastard, although I still love you!
Neji: Hn...
Eyes: White? Silver?
SilentWind: OH! DO YOUR BYAKUGAN THING!
Neji: No...
SilentWind: Don't make me get Tenten to convince you!
Neji: What do you mean by that?
SilentWind: I can get her to convince you...By force!
Neji: She can't beat me...
SilentWind: Not like that, I'll get her to glomp you!
Neji: (blushes) Hn...
NejiTenten fans: AWWW!
Neji: I guess that I'll do it...BYAKUGAN!
SilentWind: Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are!
Neji: Hn...
Hair: Black? Brown?
Interests: Speeches about fate and destiny, cheese, and Tenten
Neji: What was the second one?
SilentWind: Cheese!
Neji: But I'm lactose intolerant!
SilentWind: Oh then I'll change that.
Interests: Speeches about fate and destiny, and Tenten.
Neji: What was that last one?
Silentwind: tenten...
Neji: (blushes) Erm...uh...
SilentWind: Your so cute! I'll get Tenten now!
Tenten: What the hell? Oh hey Neji-kun!
Neji: (still blushing) H-hey Tenten!
Tenten: Why so red?
Love interests: Tenten...
Tenten: WHAT!(blushes madly)
Neji: (still red) erm...
Silentwind: What? It's Tomato season already?
Anyways...
Things I hate about Ne-
SilentWind: Wait! They're having a moment!
Tenten: Do you like me Neji-kun?
Neji: Um...Erm...
Tenten: (glomps Neji) I LOVE YOU TOO NEJI-KUN!
NejiTenten fans: AWWWWW!
Anyways...
Things I like about Neji: He's cool, and he's ultra super cool, and he's hot...and he's AWESOME!
Things I hate: He's cold...But that's ok!
Neji: (sweatdrops)
SilentWind: You can go now! And you Tenten must stay!
Tenten: Sure...
Eyes: Brown
Hair: brown
SilentWind: You're kind of plain in that department...
Tenten: But they're in meatballs!
SilentWind: Oh yeah!
Tenten: (smiles widely) Oh yeah, I know I rock!
SilentWind: aww, don't be so modest!
Tenten: Eh...hehehehe...Sure I am...
Interests: Weapons...I guess that's it...
Possible love interests: Neji, don't you remember our special moment?
Tenten: I'll never forget that!
Things I like about Tenten: She's good with weapons, and she's Neji's girlfriend!
Things I hate about tenten: She's...No wait, got nothing...
Tenten: Bye! I had a great time!
SilentWind: Me too! Next we have Kiba!
Kiba: Yo!
Akamaru: Woof!
SilentWind: Your so cute Akamaru!
Kiba: isn't he?
SilentWind: Yuppers!
Eyes: I forgot...
Hair: Brown I think...You know you should put your hood down more often, you look so cute when you do!
Kiba: Really?
SilentWind: Yes!
Possible Love interests: Hinata?
Kiba: (blushes) she is cute and all...
Kiba and Hinata fans: AWWW!
Kiba: Don't take it that way! I don't like her like that...
SilentWind: I knew it! You're engaged with Akamaru that's it!
Akamaru and Kiba sweat drop...
Kiba: No...
Things I like: He's cute without the hood, and he likes dogs!
Things I hate: That coat of yours...wear a sweater with no hood...And well, I don't really hate you that much.
Kiba: Why thank you.
SilentWind: Ok then, next we have Rock Lee!
Lee: OH YEAH! (flames in his eyes...then hair...then HOLY CRAP HE'S ON FIRE!)
SilentWind: Uh...Lee?
Lee: AHH!
Eyes: Black
Hair: Black?
Love interests: Sakura
Lee: Did you say Sakura?
Silentwind: Your still on fire!
Lee: No I'm not!
SilentWind: (Takes out match, lights it and 'accidentally' drops it on him)
Lee: AHH!
Things I like: He works hard...and yeah...
Things I hate: Your hair...And eye brows...
Lee: AHH! (still on fire)
SilentWind: Hahaha! Erm, well, next we have Naruto!
Naruto: RAMEN!
SilentWind: Sorry but I have no Ramen...
Naruto: TT NO RAMEN!
SilentWind: Em...
Eyes: Blue and sometimes orangish-red...
Naruto: When is that?
SilentWind: Whenever you call upon the powers of a nine tailed fox named Kyuubi!
Naruto: ...
Hair: Blonde
Naruto: Yep! Now can I have ramen?
SilentWind: NO!
Interests: Ramen...More Ramen? Oh yeah, he wants to be a hokage...but that might take a while...
Naruto: What do you mean by that?
SilentWind: . Well, your kind of childish...
Naruto: WHAT! WAHHHH!
SilentWind: ...
Love Interests: Sakura...Damn that girl...Oh! Hinata!
Naruto: Hinata?
Hinata/Naruto fans: AWWWW!
Naruto: ...
Things I like: He's...He...He has a demon fox inside him? He's an idiot? He can use kage bunshin no jutsu?
Things I hate: HE'S A DAMN BAKA! HE DOESN'T NOTICE HINATA! HE LIKES SOMEONE LIKE THAT ANNOYING BRAT NAMED SAKURA!
Naruto: Sakura-chan? What's wrong with her?
SilentWind: A lot of things... Like her forehead for instance...
Naruto: But her forehead...It's so beautiful!
SilentWind: You know what, I'll go kill Sakura and you go out with Hinata!
Naruto: huh?
SilentWind: Umm...Nothing... . Now go my child...Go eat ramen or do that ninja thing you always do...
Naruto: Ok!
SilentWind: Ok then...Next is Sasuke! Or shall I saw Saowsuke..
Sasuke: Meh...
Hair: Blue?
Sasuke: My hair's spikier than yours!
SilentWind: ... Who cares?
Sasuke: Pft...
Shino: THAT'S MY WORD!
Sasuke: hn...
SilentWind: So...How's life?
Sasuke: Better than yours!
SilentWind: Meany! (pulls out huge hammer)
BAM
SMASH
BOOM!
Sasuke: o.0 Oh crap... (falls)
Eyes: Black? Red when sharingan?
Sasuke: Whatever...
SilentWind: Don't make me take out the hammer again...
Sasuke: NO NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Interests: Blue things...calling people baka and annoying...killing his brother...
Sasuke: DAMN YOU ITACHI! I WILL KILL YOU!
Love interests: ...Himself?
Sasuke: I'm beautiful! I mean...hn...
SilentWind: .
Things I like: ...He has red eyes sometimes? He calls Sakura annoying? Hehehehehehe...
Things I hate: YOU MOTHER FING BASTARD! YOU ARE AN ANNOYING BETRAYINGFUL, AND YOU SUCK! YOU NOSE PICKER!
Sasuke: (holding something green...) No I'm not!
SilentWind: Ok then...I'll kill you too...
Sasuke: NEVER! (pants fall off)
SilentWind: There are ducks on your underwear...
Fangirls: EEEKKKKK!
SilentWind: See you and your evil fangirls later... (pushes button labled 'emergency: push when annoying sasuke and fangirls arrive)
Sasuke and fangirls: NOOO!
SilentWind: Next we have...Sakura? How could you have not fallen through?
Sakura: I'm not his fangirl anymore!
SilentWind: Oh really? I think I like you better now!
Sakura: Hehehehe...
SilentWind: What was that for?
Sakura: Nothing...
Eyes: Green...
Hair: Pink...
Sakura: Yes my beautiful hair! Just wait and you shall get longer!
SilentWind: Personally, I like your hair short!
Sakura: really?
SilentWind: You look cuter then!
Sakura: Really?
SilentWind: Yeah!
Sakura: So you think I'm cute and pretty!
SilentWind: Hell no! I just like your hair better that way! It still doesn't mean that I don't hate you.
Sakura: Aww...
Interests: Healing animals...I bet you polish your forehead!
Sakura: No I don't!
SilentWind: Then why does it always stand out? I sewar I see it shine!
Sakura: Ewa!
SilentWind: Don't worry, there is someone out there with a bigger forehead, soon people will laugh at her!
Sakura: Really?
SilentWind: I don't know!
Love interests: Sasuke? Lee?
Sakura: Eww no!
Lee: Oh Sakura-chan!
Sakura: get away from me!
SilentWind: Don't be mean!
Sakura: well...At least he's not a selfish bastard like Sasuke.
Sasuke: (still trapped in a hole with fangirls) AHHH!
Sakura: What was that?
SilentWind: . Um...Nothing...
Things I like: She's ok sometimes...
Things I hate: STOP CRYING OVER THEM AND HELP FOR ONCE!
Sakura: That's why I'm becoming a medical ninja!
SilentWind: Good...Ok then I'm tired of you, (Sakura vanishes, Hinata appears) Now it's your turn my friend!
Hinata: Hello...
SilentWind: HEY! I'm a big fan of yours! Please sign an autograph!
Hinata: Sure...
Silentwind: yay!
Eyes: White...Silver...
Hair: Purple...Blue? It's pretty though!
Hinata: Thanks...
SilentWind: Don't be shy! It's not like people are watching you!
Hinata turns to screaming fans and sinks into her seat.
SilentWind: ok then...
Interests: Practicing her chakra control to impress her father and Naruto, she wants to be noticed, and I think that's awesome!
Hinata: Thanks...
Love Interests: Naruto-kun!
Hinata: (Red and poking her fingers) Umm...
Hinata/Naruto fans: AWW!
SilentWind: You two shall get together! I shall arrange a date!
Hinata: Umm...
Things I like: Almost everything! She's so kawaii!
Things I hate: She's too annoying for her own good, you must become confident Hinata!
Hinata: (gulps and nodds) I will...
SilentWind: What?
Hinata: I WILL BECOME CONFIDENT!
SilentWind: (claps and nods head) Very good!
Hinata: Thank you!
SilentWind: Next up is Chouji!
Chouji: Munch...Hey!
Eyes:...
Hair: Brown
Interests: chips?
Love interests: Chips? Ino?
Chouji: (red) not Ino... but chips...I don't know about that...
SilentWind: Which is you fave kind?
Chouji: Hmm... I can't decide...
SilentWind: I see...
Things I like: He's cute when he's small, kawaii!
Things I hate: Nothing really, you can't complain about him!
Chouji: Can I go?
SilentWind: Yes! Next we have Temari of the huge fans!
Temari: (eye twitches) What?
SilentWind: nothing...
Eyes: It changes...blue? Teal? Cerulean? Black? I DUNNO!
Hair: Blonde...
Temari: Don't you dare call me a dumb blonde!
SilentWind: I won't because you won against Shika-kun!
Temari: Shika? Oh yeah...
Interests: Huge fans...small fans? And yeah...
Love Interests: Shikamaru!
Temari: That crybaby?
SilentWind: you haven your moments, and I see the way you look at him!
Temari: (red) well...he is cute...
Tema/Shika fans: AWW!
SilentWind: Oh yeah! (As you can see, I'm a huge Tema/Shika fan!)
Temari: Erm... Eh hehe hehe...
Things I like: She's cool...she has a huge fan...she likes Shika-kun!
Things I hate: she's bossy and short tempered...
Temari: Ugh! How dare you!
SilentWind: see what I mean?
Temari: Sorry...
SilentWind: Next we have Gaara!
Gaara: (stares into space)
SilentWind: Ok...
Eyes: Green, see? O.o
Hair: Red!
Gaara: Hn...
SilentWind: I love you Gaara!
Gaara: Love...
SilentWind: Oh god your talking!
Gaara: Hn...
SilentWind: That's better...
Interests: Killing people...
Love interests: That rock...
Gaara: How do you know of my relationship to Phillip the girl rock!
SilentWind and Gaara fans: O.O o.O
Things I like: He's cool face it people!
Things I hate: He likes to kill...But wait, thats not so bad right?
SilentWind: Last but not least...Shikamaru!
Shika: This is troublesome...
Eyes: Black
Hair: Black...Plain...but I still love you!
Shika: What?
Interests: Cloud watching...thinking games
Shika: Want to try me?
SilentWind: No way! That would be too hard!
Shika: hehehe...
Love Interests: Ino? Temari?
Shika: Women are too troublesome...
SilentWind: I know you like Temari!
Ino/Shika fan: No it's Ino!
Me (got annoyed of typing SilentWind: No Temari!
Suddenly it all breaks into a war between the two of us, I send her to the hospital and find Shika sleeping...
Me: Wake up!
Shika: So who won?
Me: I did!
Shika: I see... Zzzzzzz...
Things I like: Everything!
Things I hate: Nothing... Nothing at all...
Me: Ok that's all folks! All I need to do now is take Naruto...Hinata...Shika-kun...Temari...Neji...Tenten...trap...tie...force...wait...you shouldn't be reading this!
THE END!
A/N: Sorry if I had bashed any of your favourite characters...