NARUTO: NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY JUNIN CAN WE HAVE SOME NOT RETARDED ADVENTURES PLZ?

SAURA: HOLY CRAP INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ABOUT SASUKE.

SASUKE: IS THIS EMPATHY I AM FEELING FOR NARUTO?

NARUTO: I HAVE A FEELING FOR SASUKE TOO.

SASUKE: MANLY KISS

NARUTO: AND THAT FEELING IS

FANGIRLS: OH GOD YES SLATHER SLATHER FOAM KISS HIM FOAM

NARUTO: DIARRHEA

FANGIRLS: -- oh naruto chan so kawaii

CHOUJI: HEY I AM THE REQUISITE FAT DUDE AS YOU CAN TELL BY MY EATING ALL THE GODDAMN TIME ALSO I WEAR PANTIES ON MY HEAD? FOR SOME REASON?

SAKURA: . . WHY YES THOSE DO APPEAR TO BE PANTIES I WONDER HOW THEY GOT THERE DID YOU HAVE SECKS? WITH A GIRL?

EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER SEEN THE SHOW: NOT LIKELY

CHOUJI: -- it is true. THE LADIES DO NOT APPRECIATE MY LARD-FU!

SAKURA: WOW WHAT A SHOCK. I AM TOTALLY surprised AND NOT BEING SARCASTIC IN THE LAST BIT, REALLY, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO FIND YOU

REPULSIVE!

CHOUJI: farts

NARUTO: YOU KNOW FOR A SHOW BEING ABOUT ME THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO, YOU KNOW, SUCK.

KAKASHI: BUT NOT ME. I AM QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER EVER.

COSPLAYERS: WE 3 U KAKASHISENSEI DESU XD

KAKASHI: shamed

ZABUZA: I STILL HAVE A RETARDED NAME RITE GAISE? GAISE?

GAISE: WHO DA FUK

GAARA: I AM A TOTALLY BADASS CHARACTER IN THE VEIN OF ANYTHING AKIRA TORIYAMA

NARUTO: YEAH TOO BAD YOU INHERITED HIS MIDAS TOUCH

MEANING ANYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT

GAARA: HAAAAAAARHGHGHAGJEJEHEG THIS FILLS ME WITH INTENSE RAGE FEAR MY SAND-FU

NARUTO: OH FUCK! SAND! BETTER NOT GET THAT IN MY EYES!

GAARA: HM!

NARUTO: AH!

GAARA: YA!

NARUTO: gAH!

GAARA: YOUR MASTERY OF ONOMOTOPOEIA IS IMPRESSIVE, BUT CAN IT WITHSTAND MY SAND DEMON SHIT OR SOME RETARDED SHIT LIKE THAT SHIT SHIT?

NARUTO: NO I'M PRETTY MUCH BONED dead

GAARA: HAH!

SAKURA: HAY LOOK SAND LETS GO TO THE BEACH

GAARA: SHIT, A GIRL. HER UMBRELLA AND CHAIR FU IS SUPERIOR TO MINE! dies

SAKURA: SWEET NOW MAYBE SASUKE WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME?

SASUKE: NOPE TOO BUSY ANGSTING.

SAKURA:( ur mean

SASUKE: HEY SAKURA?

SAKURA: YES YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME

SASUKE: CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SAD? I AM RUNNING SHORT

SAKURA: OK THAT JOKE IS DEAD

SASUKE: MUCH LIKE MY PUPPY. -- MY LIFE IS A TORRENT OF DEPRESSING THINGS. MY RETARDED KNIFE-DAGGER LEAVES TEARS OF BLOOD IN ITS TARGETS

SAKURA: IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S

SASUKE: HAH YOUR GRAMMAR FU IS FLAWED IT'S IMPLIES OWNERSHIP ITS IMPLIES SUBJECT GB2JUNINSCHOOL

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