Disclaimer: I don't own. Hahahaha.

Will Tony have an erotic day?
Most probably.

Why am I listening to the Valli Girls?
I sooooo don't know. Why am I listening to French music when I can barely even speak it much less understand it?

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY IS IT SO SHORT!
What are you? Some sort of heightist? Do you have something against the little people? The vertically challenged?

Can I swim with Sunny?
I don't know, can you?

Am I random?
No... Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. Sorry. I couldn't keep a straight face.

Will you buy me a penguin?
Only if you buy me one.

I've decided to start a radio station and if I do, I'm gonna read your story randomly throughout the day. Is that okay?
Oui!

Will you mind being on Poser FM?
Oui! I mean… Looks in English to French dictionary Non. I don't mind.

penguins mite eat cat food, have you seen a penguin eat cat food?
Only when the men in purple coats with pink and yellow boas took me away.

have you seen a penguin been offered cat food and refused it?
Only when the men in yellow and pink coats with purple boas took me away.

What's Ducky building for Gibbs' boat?
Do you really want me to ruin the surprise? Yes, you do, don't you?

theres a pool were they allow pets in the water with you?
Only when the men in green coats with blue teeth and orange hair took me away. Gosh people in funny colored coats take me away a lot, don't they?

where is said pool?
At the padded room. That reminds me, I saw the Exorcist last night.

when can i go when Abby, Kate, Gibbs, Tony and Sunny will be there?
Now. If you can find it in my mind. Muh-ha-ha-ha.

will Ducky go swimming too?
He won't technically be swimming. More… floating.

why does Abby keep her and Kate's bikinis in her lab?
In case they have to go swimming with the rest of the team and a penguin. She's always prepared.

are penguins in chapter 13?
Yup!

can i be in your story?
Okay! Sounds like a plan.

do you kno why my sister is playing MeatLoaf?
Whoa… I just finished listening to Rocky Horror. This is soo weird. Sorry, what was the question again?

and why shes dancing?
Yes.

Where are the durn sporks?
In chapter 13.

why do I have ET stuck in my head?
Wow. How big is your head? You should call, like, a plumber or something to remove that for you.

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As the team, including Ducky and Abby walked out of the bulding the were momentarily distracted by a new secretary. They got new secretaries almost daily but this one had the weirdest name they'd ever seen. Even stranger then Ivana Zucchini. It was; Meagan Charmed-angel4 grasshopper-y penguin. They decided she must be royalty with such a long exquisite name.

Gibbs herded them into the parking lot and towards a small black car meant to seat 4, or 5 people if the five people were very, very, small.

"We're taking two cars. Right?" Tony asked as Gibbs opened the door.

"I see you didn't get the memo. " Kate rolled her eyes.

"What memo?" Tony looked scared.

"The one where 'they' decided that each NCIS team get one car, because of gas issues." Abby opened the door for Ducky who tried to insisted she go in first.

"Gas issues? That's so stupid!" Tony growled as he got in instead of Ducky or Abby who continued to argue about who should go in first.

"Yeah well, we better hope none of us have gas issues." McGee sighed and Kate got in next to Tony. Gibbs had meanwhile sat down in the drivers seat.

"Kate, hold onto Sunny." Gibbs instructed, Kate took hold of Sunny as McGee squeezed into the back seat next her, "Abby on top of Ducky! Ducky in first!" Gibbs patted the seat next to him.

Abby stuck her tongue out at Ducky who laughed good heartedly.

"Why can't Abby sit on me?" whined McGee.

"We could have more room if Kate sat on me." Tony raised his eye brows and received a jab in the stomach from Kate.

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TBC…

Disscussion questions;

Do the questions take up more space than the actual chapter?
Will you have erotic day? Explain.
Should I listen to The Beatles next?
Ohhh! Is that a quarter?
Does anyone know in which state a city nicknamed Stumptown and The Rose City resides?
Guess where I live?

Fun Classroom Exercise;

Divide your class into 7 teams. Name one team Gibbs, Ducky, Tony, Abby, Kate, McGee and Sunny. Make a seating arrangement for the car based on your person and argue your case. Who won? What was the arrangement?