Disclaimer: To find out if I own, look at this quick check list of things you will see on NCIS.
1. Gibbs gets a good hair cut.
2. Tony strips in some substance, probably chocolate.
3. Penguins invade.
4. Abby adopts a Maltese and it drinks Caff-Pows!
5. Kate's alive.
6. Ziva joins the team. (I like her, because she's Israeli and I'm Jewish.)
7. No widows peak.
8. Ducky get a new assistant who's French.
9. Lots of Wizard of Oz references
And,
10. Q and A before every episode.
Q. does this new secretary get to meet/work with Ivana Zucchini?
A. Is Donald Trump's hair scary?
Q. a quarters 25 cents isnt it?
A. Not necessarily. See, you could take your quarter to Great Britain exchange it (I suppose you could exchange it in the U.S. also but don't you want and excuse to go backpacking over Europe?) then it would not be worth 25 cents there, because if I recall correctly, it's like 5 US dollars for a half penny. BTW, why do they cut pennies in half? It seems kind of stupid. I can't spend my normal pennies! What do they do with halves?
Q. Do the questions take up more space? I don't know. Yes? No? Maybe? Who cares?
A. I think so. Sunny cares and so does my imaginary friend, Loretta. He's a boy.
Q. I think that you live in Antarctica and you formed a penguin cult and you banished the seals from your iceberg. I'm wrong, aren't I?
A. You've inspired me. I love you.
Q. Do you want me to shut up?
A. No, no, no. Far from it. I actually find you quite amusing!
Q. what am I, your bitch?
A. I have been looking for one…
As you have probably figured out, sunny is no ordinary penguin, but you probably don't know why.
Some years ago a small penguin was hatched in northern Nova Scotia. The penguins parents, Star and Cave were very happy and named this penguin Icy. Icy' parents were part of a radical anti-sun penguin group. As part of his teenage rebellion, Icy joined a sun worshipping penguin cult headed by the penguin named The Italian Peach, event though none of the penguins had ever heard of Italy, they just thought it was a pretty sounding made up word.
One day, the cult decided to go to LA, so they all changed their names and hoped onto a plane. Icy was now named Sunny.
After landing they all headed out and about it find work, which many of them did with cameos in two romantic comedy's and one horror flick.
All was great for Sunny until his parents came to get him. They were back on a plane to Nova Scotia the next day. Fortuantly, his parents fell asleep and stayed asleep as the plane made an emergency landing in Washington, D.C. so that the pilots could go on strike. During this time he snuck out and waddled his way through the airport and to the Metro station.
He got on the Metro and continued riding until he could go no further, where he got off. His next plan was to hitchhike somewhere, but his plan was foiled when he realized he had no thumbs.
Ever resourceful, he snuck into a cab with a lady who got out about 3 blocks away from NCIS headquarters. Happily, because it had become sunny, his name, he headed to the shiniest building he could find. It had bright golden arches.
The workers assumed he was a government sponsored thing so they took him out of the McDonalds and put him in front of the building hoping that he'd find his way in.
Sunny did, and you know the story from then on…
TBC…
Why is my sister holding the door open in a tank top and short while it's snowing outside?
Did you know that her first crush was Michael Weatherly? (That as my doing. I forced her to watch NCIS with me once this summer and now I can't get her to go away.)
Did you know that I love penguins?
Why is my school requiring us to go to a lecture about Apple Farming?
And…
Why did it take so long for me to post this chapter? I'm sorry.