Another short chapter, just to kinda answer some questions AND bring up more, haha.

Well, this might be a NejiNaru, GaaNaru, eventually SasuNaru, haha, just 'cause I like when there's competition. Makes everything more fun :)

I'm still working on "Learn from Your Mistakes" except, I've been kinda stuck as how to start the next chapter, and having this one already done, I decided to update it sooner.

When I finish this story I'll start a NejiNaru, 'cause I'm obsessed with Neji, and he deserves Naruto from time to time.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Summer Perverts

For the last five-hundred years of Kakashi's life, he had personally gotten to know all the owners of the lonely house at the base of the haunted mountain. Most of them ignored him – convincing themselves there was no such thing as ghosts, some recognized his existence and even became close friends - joining him here on the mountain in their afterlife, while only two became his lovers. The current one was running about frantically, loose hair flowing after him, the cute tan face scrunched up with worry.

"Naruto hasn't come back, Kakashi, what am I gonna do! He missed ramen at lunch, and you know how much he likes it! What do you think happened? He could be out there right now, being molested by one of those... creepy things in that damn forest! Ah, Kakashi! You have to go find him!"

"Molested? Gee, Iruka-chan, you have a dirty mind, kukuku."

"Shut up! Just go find him! Please?" Iruka stepped close, purposefully making his eyes wide, a little shoujo sparkle in them.

"Do I have to?"

"Yes."

"Why can't I spend time here with you? Look, since Naruto-kun isn't here, we can't be... interrupted anymore!"

"Kakashi! Naruto is like... my kid! I can't just abandon him like that for... for... SEX! I wonder what type of parent YOU were!"

"I never had kids."

"..."

"Fine, I'll go get him. I bet Sasuke found him anyways."

"That's even worse! Sasuke's such and unstable boy-- err, ghost. He could hurt Naruto."

"Nah, Naruto-kun is too cute to hurt... unless it involves taking of his clothes and gett-"

"KAKASHI!"

"I'm going, I'm going."

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Kakashi was really going, or at least, he really meant to go and find Naruto, but he's been hanging around Shikamaru a lot lately sooo, yeah, he kind of just got lazy and sat on a small bridge over a rather dried up river. There had been scarce rainfall the past few years.

There was a bit of shuffling to his right, and a couple of footsteps, the figure of a small girl and a taller boy coming into view.

"Hinata, Shino! You guys hardly come here, where's Kiba?"

"Eeto... he-he's at the sh-shrine, with Shikamaru-san..." Hinata looked down, avoiding eye contact, Shino as always, keeping quiet.

"Hmm... listen, did you hear anything abnormal today? See anything, like, I don't know, a blond, short kid running about?"

"No, Kakashi-san." Shino didn't reply, the silent agreement with Hinata evident.

"Maa, then I guess I will have to look for him, and here I thought I'd have a nice time with Iruka-chan for once..." He stood up, his only visible eye forming a U, "Ja.", he poofed away.

Right after, a loud thump rang through the serene area, alerting Hinata and Shino.

"Heya, aww, crap, and I really liked these pants too... Hinata-chan! There ya are, have ya seen Kakashi?"

Hinata smiled, it was only Kiba-kun, "He-he just left, I don't kn-know were."

"Ah, crud, I was gonna tell him about that boy... meh, he can find him himself. Oh, hey there Shino, looking for more fireflies?" Shino gave a small nod.

"There's a bunch close to that old house, they're like practically mating there, so many of them!" Hinata blushed and Shino just coughed, "Here, come on, I'll help ya get some, let's go!"

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Settling the blond down in a finely furnished room, Sasuke looked around for a futon, or whatever it was that the living slept on these days. Finding nothing, he just folded as much cloth as he could find, and moved the body there.

How long had it been since the last human came roaming about? Fifty years ago? Well, there was that Iruka person he just recently met, but he was with Kakashi... he couldn't remember, he didn't really like remembering things, being alive for three-hundred years just slurred all his memories together into one big... blob of random moments. It was all too bothersome to try and distinguish.

Looking down at the boy, he had to admit, he was pretty damn cute. Which meant he'd have to stay here, taking care of him all night, if Gaara or Neji ever saw him...

There was just some things that should never be mentioned.

Although, doing such un-mentioned things right now to the petite boy came rushing into his mind. Hn, he'd been hanging around Kakashi too much, that damn pervert, why couldn't he let out his frustrations on that Iruka person instead of talking about them in the greatest detail? It just gave him all these perverted thoughts that should have never been there in the first place.

He sat on the tatami mats, leaning against the wall, waiting for sunrise so he could return the stupid boy to wherever he came from before he caused too much trouble.

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The faint smell that was undeniably human alerted the demonic youth from his deep meditation.

"Gaara, just go back to whatever it was you're doing... I'll go check it out." a blonde girl with several ponytails admonished him, a small tremor in her voice, standing up from her kneeling position.

"Don't bother. I will."

She gulped and automatically sat back down. What was something living doing in this forest anyways? All the townspeople stayed away as much as possible, and then man living in the aged home never trespassed either. What the hell was Kakashi doing? Wasn't it his job to keep everyone away?

Alrighty, yeah, crappy chapter, but I'll try and update soon.

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