Disclaimer: I own sunny, which is totally beyond fabulous, really, so yeah…. I don't really "own" NCIS, so to say, but um… yes…I want it.
As well you know.
Rules for reading this story:
1. You CAN NOT report it.
2. I will be answering questions.
3. Which IS NOT ALLOWED!
4. This is rule four!
Alrighty then!
Q. Can you read minds?
A. Yes. P.S. The answer to your other question is… 'J'
Q. I thought i was your pet?
A. But of course. I can have many pets, can't I?
Q. does that count?
A. Yes. Totally. It counts as one. Then two. Three, after that. Let me know if you need anything else.
Q. That didn't make much sense did it?
A. Golly, I don't know. Nothing really makes sense to me!
Q. Do you know how Coco Pops are like a chocolate milkshake only crunchy?
A. I tried it out… totally true! Except I left them in the milk to long and they got really soggy so it was like a regular milkshake, but I like those too so it's okay.
Q. Will this go on my permanent record?
A. Yes. Let's see here… Three late arrivals… One absence… One demerit for penguin snatching… WTF, that's not a crime! They're to cute to not snatch. I'll go consult Mr. Fuzzy-Butt (He's my friend's cat and looks like a lawyer.)
Q. do I fail?
A. Um… oh! Look a shiny dime!
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Megan Charmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin smiled evily as she watched the janitors for the first story walk through the building not caring they were tracking mud that they would alter have to clean up. What a strange world it was. Speaking of strange, Gibbs' team had just pulled into the parking lot. They'd only been gone 30 minutes which struck her as… weird.
However, she didn't care. She'd just won 139.46 dollars in the 'When will they get back pool' that was always being set up. Megan Charmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin always won. How else would she have been able to afford the Ferrari?
Gibbs came in growling the team trailing behind him and shushed the narrator so she could hear what they were saying…
"He's pure evil!" said Tony!
"Poor Sunny!" said Abby and Kate. In unison. They'd been practicing on the way back.
"I forgot my line…" McGee murmured.
"It's oh well, my dear boy!" Ducky told him and McGee nodded.
"He had every right to attack that cat." Gibbs reassured them.
Megan Charmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin didn't know what was going on… fortunately, someone did….
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TBC….
-Who knows what's going on?
-If train A is heading west at 20 miles per an hour through the Mediterranean Sea and train B is in France, heading east a 2 miles per an hour, what idiots are driving these trains?
-Should they be fired? Explain.
-If I were to say… start a cult, hypothetically, of course, would you interested in… joining? Perhaps?
P.S. I'm not dead. I was just reading The Odyesey for school. It's one of the leading causes of school related deaths int hec ountry. I am a survivor.