Disclaimer: Hi.
Q. Where are you?
A. Here, now. Funny story: I forgot my password to this account, and I didn't realize there was a recover password function (that should really be more clear, you know, for people like me who barely noticed the bright red paint on the sign at the zoo that says 'DO NOT TAP ON GLASS') Anyway, I was creating a new account and typing in the password when I remembered my password. It starts with and l.
Q. Do I ever know what's going on?
A. No, and neither do I. Let's be friends.
Q. Do I get a free t-shirt and a cookie when I join?
A. No, better - a cookie shaped like a t-shirt. How cool is that?
Q. I have a Ferrari?
A. Yup.
Q. is it purple?
A. Actually, it changes colors, like the horses in The Wizard of Oz.
Q. why is the train going through the Mediterranean sea?
A. To get to the other side…?
Q. would it have penguins?
A. If it doesn't it's not a good place to be.
The one who knew was… The narrator. Having been mostly ignored by the others characters throughout the story, the narrator had finally decided to get her revenge. She was going to do two things. One, she wasn't going to tell them what was going on AND she was going to steal their socks.
With a swish of her magical penguin shaped wand, all their socks disappeared.
Muh-ha-ha! Cackled the narrator feeling no need to use proper punctuation by using quotation marks. She was fabulously above the use of such things.
"Well, now we all know what's going to happen." Abby rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, we're going to have to go on a quest to find our socks and they are going to be across the street." Kate rolled her eyes as well, and all three of the guys looked at them
"We're females, we know these kinds of things." Megan Charmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin, shrugged.
Well, you're wrong, Narrator said changing the location of the socks.
"Great." Tony crossed his arms.
Now, all of you go to find your socks. Until then, I'm off duty.
"Wait, but who will narrate, now?" Asked Ducky.
Good question. I think it will take you seven chapter to find your socks, so you'll all take turns narrating. First Gibbs, then Tony, then McGee, then Abby, then Ducky, then Kate, then Sunny. Okay?
"But I want to go first." Tony whined.
To bad, replied the narrator and left to go catch some rays in Hawaii.
How soon until I update?
Will my cat ever talk to me?
What should the next question be?
Where is my hat?
And…
Who else has a sun burn?
P.S. I beleive june 6th is that date for the release of season one on DVD in the U.S.!