Disclaimer: I OWN THE FIRST SEASON! ...on dvd... BUT STILL!

Q. SOCKS! WHERE ARE THE SOCKS?
A. They were across the street, but…. Not any more…

Q. why dont i get to lose socks and have my own chapter?
A. a) You're wearing sandals. b) Hm… Maybe…

Q. can i have my own chapter?
A. I don't know… can you?

Q. my ferrari changes colours like the horse in the wizard of oz?
A. You mean they make one's that don't?

Q. New handy time saving question; WHERE THE F-CK HAVE YOU BEEN!
A. In front of the television watching every episode formt he first season like, 80 times.

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"Do I have to narrate?"

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Anyone else been watching the first season?
Did you love it beyond all reason or what?
I did.
HEY! Guess what?
I'm going to give you a BONUS CHAPTER!

And last, and very certainly least,

Oh shoot. I forgot. Never mind. It was really funny though.