Like the first chapter of this story, I have no one to ask questions. I did, however, have an idea… RE-Runs!
Here are 9 random questions from throughout NA ONE and TWO and one that's made up! Try to guess it and see if you were right at the end of the chapter. Then we see what Tony will narrate…
Also, most of the double entendres came form a -get this BBC website.
Q1. Uh...is Gibbs dancing with the penguins?
A. No. He is however doing something with the penguins.
Hint: It is not nasty.
Q2. Will Sunny become Director of NCIS?
A. No, if he does we can't have some mindless entertainment I have planned for you, wherein, now don't get to depressed, I know you will all hate me for doing this but… Tony has to strip, but not in chocolate. But if you'd rather have Sunny as the director…
Q3. Tony a Primate? with all the grunting?
A. Is Tony a primate? Depends on who you ask. The grunting? Use your imagination.
Q4. Have you seen my brain?
A. Yes. But, I though it was a stray so I gave to scientists for research. So sorry.
Q5. What's with the Rabbit?
A. He was there to piddle on the coat.
Q6. how did Fornell get into Abbys house?
A. Using his FBI connections, he got a key from Joe, who works at the gas station who once knew Abby's brother, who obviously, had her key and gave it to Joe when he moved so that Joe could get free coffee. Goodness! I thought that would have been obvious!
Q7. why didnt her neighbour ring the cops again?
A. Her neighbor was sleeping. Beside, Fornell's FBI not probie…
Q8. WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY IS IT SO SHORT!
A. What are you? Some sort of heightist? Do you have something against the little people? The vertically challenged?
Q9. why does Abby keep her and Kate's bikinis in her lab?
A. In case they have to go swimming with the rest of the team and a penguin. She's always prepared.
Q10. does that count?
A. Yes. Totally. It counts as one. Then two. Three, after that. Let me know if you need anything else.
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"Hee hee hee…" I took control of the story… No way was my narrating going to be sissy and stupid… But, I didn't ant to bump the rating up to much, which is why I took Kate's palm piolet and search for double entandres. It was perfect.
Not only could I say all the nauty stuff I want to but-
"Tony you misspelled naughty. And Pilot. You should spell check stuff." Kate said, with her hands on her hips, still angry that I'd taken her persish palm piolet.
"Come everyone, shall we go downtown and get some hoes?" I asked
"This is going to suck." Said probie, unknowing adding to my double entandres…
"Maybe our socks are near somewhere we could go fishing…" I tought… Not for sunny to eat stuff, but so I could use some of the fishing one's I'd just found. As narrator, of coruse, I could give anyone anything or take it away. I gave myself fishing gear.
"Hey, Kate, What kind of rod do you like?" I asked holding up two choices.
"Our socks are not near a fishing place." Gibbs said. Actually her growled, but I wasn't about to say that.
"We might have to go in a car to get the socks. I could let you drive Abby. I bet it'd be a bumpy ride. Paticurally if we took the senic route. You wouldn't go too fast, would you?"
Abby laughed.
She has a sense of humor unlike some people…
"We could think about it over a game of pool…" Abby smiled, "And play with the balls a bit."
"Nice one" I told her.
"McGee! Do something!" Kate yelled.
"Fine…" He murmured. I just knew a boring chapter was coming…
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Mission: Boring
Your mission, should you chose to accept it is to find out how many times the word penguin has been said in this story and in how many summaries the penguin is used. This will not self destruct, good luck.
The answer: Q5 was made up by me. Q6 and Q7 were asked in the last chapter of NA1 and I'm answering them now!