The Real Threat
Sora was on a beach when a box fell from the sky. He was eating a ceral but it was a dream. He open the box to find a computer.
"gee wilikers" said Sora.
He called Riku over and plugged it in to the generater to the lava lamp. They went on the internets and was shocked at what they found. It was a story About them! As reed it they got sad.
"It say we kiss and make out" said Riku.
"That is sic, sicker than kissing a girl!" said Sora.
"I know girls have cooties" said Riku.
Kairi or whatever walk over and wanted to play.
Sora Yelled "lets play assasan "and threw a knife at Kairi or whatevers face and she died.
"Horray" they screamed.
"Lets eat a dirt" said Riku.
And the did. But Sora got distracted by a muffin. He ate it and it was yum. But JAWS! POPED OUT AND ATE HIM. He died because he got eaten. The skelington king on jaws bonked Riku in the head and Riku fell down and cry. Then Kairi or whatever ate his head. Jaws danced.
The ends