Charlie continued with the story.
"Now when I was growing up it was me, my brother Liam, me mum and da and all four of our grandparents."
"What story are you telling now?" Claire asked, coming towards them with the baby.
"The one about the time you got your head stuck in a drainpipe?"
Charlie rolled his eyes.
"No, this is about the time I visited a chocolate factory." he said.
Claire raised her eyebrows skeptically.
"Anyway" Charlie continued.
" Because there was so many of us we didn't have much money. But we tried to make the best of it. When the contest started, I was very excited you know. I thought I might get a chance to win. But as soon as my brother heard this he punched me in the arm and said: 'Baby brother, what chance have you got winning a golden ticket, you have to buy the bloody candy first. So only the porky kids and rich kids will win'
He was right the first kid to win was this lardy bloke named Augustus Gloop, from Germany. He was bloody fat. Like Hurley, only not as nice."
"I RESENT THAT!" They all heard Hurley say, walking over.
"Let me continue man, Augustus was never as cool as you" Charlie said.
"What are you talking about?" asked Hurley.
"Oh just sit down and hear the bloody story" Charlie growled