An Interesting Bit From Charlie's Past

by Faerie in Combat Boots

When Walt gets bored Charlie decides to reveal a chocolicious morsel of his past. Is he the infamous Charlie Bucket of WOnka fame? Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryLost crossover. Insanity ensues! Short chappies, but they're rather silly. BACK IN BUSINESS

5. I hadn't Grown into my Ears Yet

Chapter Five: I hadn't grown into my ears yet.

The gang all sat around waiting for Charlie. He'd run off into the woods for 'intermission' as he put it, as in he had to pee.
"I'm back I'm back who wants to hear more!" Charlie cried.
"You're fly's unzipped" Claire said flatly.
Charlie blushed and zipped before continuing.
"The next morning Grandpa Joe and I waited outside the factory with the other children and their parents. Everyone stared at us because we were poor and I hadn't grown into my ears yet."
"You still haven't" Sawyer said.
"Bite me Sawyer. Anyway, the gates opened, and in we went and I felt this little jolt in my stomach like I swallowed a chipmunk. And a voice called us forward to a great stage with curtains.
Then they opened and my god was it scary! There were puppets dancing and singing:
'WIlly Wonka Willy Wonka The amazing chocolatier!
Willy Wonka Willy Wonka everybody give a cheer!
He's modest, clever and so smart he barely can restrain it
and so much generosity..."
"CHARLIE SHUT UP!" Claire shouted.
"And stop dancing like a leprechaun"
Charlie had been doing a 'merry' little jig to the song, but sat down blushing.
"Then the puppets caught on fire and man was that a laugh! I laughed and laughed and laughed! Everyone stared at me; I was laughing so hard. Then behind us we heard clapping and a voice saying: "WOW!"