I said that the story was lost, but the forum was saved, so prepare for an update!

Chapter 6: Did you raid Liberace's closet?

"And there he was this strange man in a velvet coat the color of the Vino Tinto Liam and I liked to steal from our parents after they'd had too much, a top hat and huge white goggles" Charlie continued.
"What a fruit" Sawyer muttered.
"That's what my granddad said" Charlie said.
"Someone I think it was either Violet or Mike asked who he was and then granddad said: "It's Willy Wonka you little git' and I stood there agape. That was Willy Wonka? He looked like a strange kind of vampire type man who'd raided Liberace's closet.
'Good morning starshine, the earth says hello' he said, then he read some words off a little card, but I was too busy staring at those goggles. I mean those were some goggles, like crazy Elton John goggles, the goggliest goggles ever to be..."
SMACK! Claire smacked Charlie's head and cried: "Continue the story you big eared dope! We don't give a damn about the goggles!"
"Any way, I looked up at Willy and asked: "Did you raid Liberace's closet?' very honestly. He chose to ignore that and led us all in, past the melted puppets, which granddad had to drag me away from because I was poking them."
Charlie paused to reflect on his dear dead grandpa. They were very close. It was Gramps who'd taught him how to do proper air-guitar and how to wiggle his ears to "God Save the Queen". Wiping a tear from his ocean blue eye he continued his story.
" 'Drop your coats anywhere' Mr. Wonka said throwing off his coat and goggles. He had purple eyes, the kind strange Goth girls in black dresses, who write poems and play in graveyards fall in love with."
"Did you fall in love with him too?" Sawyer sneered.
"For the last time Sawyer, shut up and listen!" Charlie exploded.
" I MEAN THIS ENTIRE TIME YOU HAVE BEEN BASHIN EVERY SINGLE THING I'VE SAID!"
Then Charlie turned an interesting shade of green, and grew bigger making his clothes rip and he had one big scary unibrow. He lifted Sawyer up with his Hulk arms and threw him against a tree shouting:
"CHARLIE ANGRY!"

Then, Charlie was back to normal, everyone staring at him wide-eyed with shock. Charlie looked abashed and said very meekly:
"I think I should stop for a little while"