A/N:

Preschool Daze I think is one of the more popular of my stories, so I decided to update it. Anyway, I have to update it. Because it's…

UPDATES FRIDAY.

EXCUSE ME. Yes, you. Okay, some of the stuff at the end comes from manga book 9, I just changed it around. Yeah.

"Kyo?" Asked a manly, old persons voice. Kyo swiveled around. Kazuma grinned and waved his hand for Kyo to come to the front door. Kyo had been going to school with Yuki and Tohru for two weeks now. "Your friends are here," He said, pointing to the door, where two women were standing with his friends.

"Hi Yuki… Tohru…" Kyo mumbled, blushing. This was his first sleep over, which meant he didn't really know what he was supposed to do. He pointed to the couch and instructed them to sit while the parents rambled.

"This is Tohru's first sleep over, so I am hoping she has fun," Kyoko stated quite proudly, as if she was the best mother in the whole damn universe.

"Yes, well, I have to go. Busy schedule" Yuki's mother said, before waving and walking off to her limousine. Poor Yuki. Such a bitchy mother.

Kazuma and Kyoko then chatted for a while longer.

"So," Said Yuki, who had just put on the 'Tom and Jerry Movie' for them to watch, "Who likes cheese?" Yuki's favourite food was cheese, which was no surprise to anyone, really. Kyo laughed.

"I like fish," He said, before going to the fridge to fetch his half eaten can of tuna from the day before. He liked half moldy tuna. It had a tang to it. Tohru giggled.

"I like to eat… riceballs! When we play Fruits Basket, I always get to be the riceball!"

Kyo stared at her in utter amazement. Yuki spluttered.

"Tohru… you do realize the riceball is no fun! You don't get to do… anything" Yuki sighed, patting her back softly, "Not like it matters… if you enjoy it…"

"Oh, I do!" She cried, bounding around, "Who wants to play?"

"Aren't we supposed to be watching 'Tom and Jerry'?" Asked Kyo, scratching his bottom, for he had a wedgie.

"I think cats and mice should be best friends," Yuki stated, turning the TV off, "Mice can't kill cats anyway. That's just stupid"

Yuki didn't realize how untrue he was. Mice really COULD kill cats.

Kyo sighed and flicked the movie back on.

Kazuma bought out some popcorn and handed Tohru a bag of clothes her Mum had left for her. She thanked him quite formally before turning back to the movie, staring like an owl on speed. When the movie was over, the three sat and lulled over the main events that had happened between the cat and mouse duo.

"I like the part when the mouse stabbed the cat, but it came back to life later on," Tohru yelled loudly in Kyo's ear, as he had fallen asleep half way through the lulling session. He sat up, stunned. She leaned over and grabbed onto him by the arms.

"My Mum always gives me a hug when I wake up!" She cried, leaping into his arms and squeezing roughly. There was a booming noise and then….

"Hey! Did that boy just turn into a… CAT?" She asked staring at the cat wearing Kyo's clothes, which happened to be kinda cute for a little kid. Yuki stared before Tohru suddenly fainted, squishing her body against his. Yet another boom was let out.

In the kitchen where Kazuma was struggling with dinner, he heard the booms.

Crap, he thought, please, don't let them have transformed!

He ran out, to find a fainted Tohru, with a cat lying across her chest and a mouse on her head. He sighed and picked up Kyo, before taking him and his clothes into the other room. Tohru had just become conscious again when there was a loud boom again.

"Ahhh!" She cried, for there was now a naked Yuki sitting beside her head. She sat up and screamed before running into the hallway, where Kyo had just transformed back as well. More screams erupted from her gob as she noticed none of her friends were wearing clothes.

"Mummy!" She yelled, before tripping over and hitting her head on the floor, bringing blood.

"Hmm… uhh…" Tohru mumbled as she came around. Yuki, Kyo and Kazuma were kneeling over her. She smiled. "What happened?"

"You fell and hit your head" Kazuma said hurrdily, "Nothing else"

"Oh. I must have dreamed you two naked," Tohru stated happily. If only she knew how naughty and impure that sounded. Oh well, she's a little girl.

At 6pm, Kazuma served up the burnt rice he had made. Kyo and Yuki laughed at him, because he couldn't cook at all. Yuki would know; he'd stayed over before. Tohru, on the other hand, was quite serious.

"Stop laughing," She said, "He can't cook. That's mean. I can. Let me help!"

Tohru walked into the kitchen and turned on the rice cooker to 100 degrees and threw some rice in. She made some wasabi sauce before taking out the rice and serving in a matter of a few minutes. The boys stared at her as she served it up with precise actions before sitting down to eat her own.

"Tohru you are… that was…"

"Amazing," Yuki finished for Kyo, as they stared down at their wonderful looking food.

"Just took a few more practices!" Exclaimed Tohru proudly, even though she wasn't making sense. Kazuma laughed before eating his own.

At 7pm, they settled down to tell ghost stories.

"I'm scared," Said Tohru, quite happily as they sat down on Kyo's bed, "Are you?"

"Nope," Said Yuki, "Because I am going to tell the first"

"But Tohru's scared!" Yelled Kyo, standing up and throwing a pillow at Yuki. He dodged it and ignored him, continuing.

"If your so worried, do something yourself, cat!"

"I will!" Kyo muttered, covering Tohru's ears up with his hands, "Now you wont hear" He whispered in her ear. "You'll be fine"

Tohru nodded as Yuki began to tell his story.

"Once upon a time… there was a guy… who was hot! He went inside one afternoon and took a drink… but then he looked at the ice in angst… and saw a big spider!"

There was a pause. It seemed Kyo didn't cover up Tohru's ears very well.

"UUUUAAAAGGGH! THAT WAS S-S-S-S-SCARY!"

"DAMMIT! THAT WAS TOO SCARY FOR ME!"

Tohru and Kyo stood up and hide in the closet. Yuki went and hid too.

"What are we hiding from?" Asked Yuki after about 10 minutes.

"You," Said Kyo, "But you're here now, so it don't matter"

"Okay! Egg time!" Exclaimed Tohru, dancing around and jumping on Kyo's bed. Yuki laughed and joined her. Kyo watched. Did he want to join in? Of course! So he did too.

Three giggling kids,
Jumping on a bed,
One fell off,
And hit their head,
The doctor came,
And he said,

"Hello. I heard the girl hurt herself,"

Tohru had fallen off the bed and injured her leg, so Hatori, the Sohma doctor was called. Even though he stated quite often that he only treated Sohma's, a little girl wouldn't do any harm. Tohru sniffled back her snot as Hatori bandaged her up.

"Be careful, next time" He said sternly. Tohru nodded and hobbled back over to Kyo and Yuki, where they helped her into her bed. They were already wearing PJ's.

Within a few minutes, three friends were fast asleep in a bed. In one big bed. As a matter of fact, Kazuma had given up his king size bed for the three. He was sleeping in Kyo's currently. How nice of him.

But no one got much sleep, because Tohru snored kinda loudly.

In the morning, they ate breakfast (which Tohru made) of riceballs and soy sauce. She didn't know how to make much, but what she did make was splendid.

Yuki was first to go home, as his Mum had 'business work' that day. Sighing, he said goodbye and walked off to her car. She didn't drive often. I guess this was an exception.

Tohru left about half an hour later. Kyoko came in the middle of a game of Scrabble.

"It's a word!" Kyo cried, " It is! 'Spplgs' is a word!"

"What does it mean?"

"It means… chocolate!"

"Oh! Well, 'Ghhholo' is a word too! It means… cats!"

"Wicked!"

"Tohru, time to go!"

"Aww… Mum!"

Kyoko grabbed her daughters hand and walked off, waving vigorously at Kyo, who waved back. In the car, Tohru asked her mother,

"Can I have some spplgs?"

"What?"

"Kyo said that means chocolate!"

Her Mum sighed, "Yeah? Well Kyo is an idiot"

Tohru giggled, because her Mummy swore.

After Tohru had left Kyo's house, Kyo went over to Kazuma and smiled. Kazuma didn't know exactly what he wanted, so didn't saw anything, incase he randomly yelled. But, after a minute of awkward, staring, silence, Kyo poke up.

"Guess what!"

"What?"

"I'm a… Ghhholo!"

"WHAT?" Kazuma gasped. He thought Kyo had gotten out of the habit of saying silly words like that. He sighed.

"Tohru said it means cat. I'm a cat! I'm a Ghhholo!"

Kazuma shook his head and laughed. What a strange friend he had made.

A/N:

Ha!

That was kinda cute, I think.