A/N:
ONESHOT WEDNESDAY…. Has been canceled and replaced with an update day instead. I need to update all my stories. Hopefully ONESHOT WEDNESDAY will return next week, on the dot at 7pm o'clock as per fucking usual.
(I'm copying and pasting this into the A/N: of every story…)
There was only three more days left of school until that year ended. There was excitement all around, as this meant all the children could finally go to Kindergarten. They goggled their eyes out wide as they thought about the wondrous things they would learn in kinder.
"When I grow up and go to kinder," Said Tohru while doing a finger painting, "I'm going to learn to become a fairy. Because fairies are nice"
"I'm going to become a rodent killer," Exclaimed Kyo, a fiery tone to his voice, "So I can kill stupid mice like you!"
Yuki looked up to see a paint smeared finger being pointed in his general direction. He sighed.
"I want to be a dog catcher and catch all the mongrel cats off the street. Like you"
"Then you'd be a cat catcher!" Tohru corrected, whilst hitching her skirt up a little bit. Bearing a little leg never hurt anyone, did it?
"Ya know, every guy likes a little ass, but never a smart ass" Kyo stated quite randomly while looking down at his finger painted of an orange cat. Miss Brockby glared over at him before summoning him to her desk.
"What have I told you about swearing, Kyo Sohma?"
"Not to do it"
"Then why do you?"
"Because I wanna"
The teacher rolled her eyes and sent him away. Yuki stared at him in amazement; he'd never met someone so utterly stupid in his whole entire life. It was truly astounding.
"Why'd you do a cat?" Asked Tohru
"It's a self pro… protark!" Exclaimed Kyo, admiring that the fact Tohru liked his picture and not Yuki's. She smiled at him because staring down at her own work of a fairy.
"It's portrait, dumb furball"
Kyo smiled at him poisonously before getting up and walking away; his new policy was not to hurt, but to mentally and emotionally damage. Such acts involved ignoring assholes such as the one behind him. Or, asshole in his opinion.
Maybe Kazuma should stop letting him watch R rated movies…
"Class, we are now going to share in a big circle of friends what we are going to do when we leave with preschool and move on in our lives to the higher grades of schooling education," Yelled Miss Brockby in a very professional and office worker sounding voice. The children looking up immediately and washed their hands, before sitting in a circle.
"That really worked," She mused, "Speaking with a office tone works! Go me!"
Each of the classmates and friends shared their opinions on life and what was going to come for them.
"Nothing for me!" Yelled Kyo in a very angered tone, "It sucks to be me. My life is nothing to be excited about!"
"Hmm… I don't know. My Mummy will always look after me," Said Tohru, who was next in the line.
"I want to move away" Said Yuki solemnly, pondering thoughts of his home life.
The preschool semester had come and gone like a sausage in the breeze on a warm winter's day. Preschool only lasts a few weeks anyway, as it is the start of schooling life. Tohru, Kyo and Yuki where going to attend the same Elementary School anyway, which was a good thing; none of them had successfully made any other friends except each other.
"Looking forward to your last two days at school?" Asked Yuki to both of his friends.
"I sure am! Kinder is going to be 'way cool'!"
Kyo and Yuki stared at Tohru. Young, hip phrases such as that really didn't sound well in her voice. Maybe she was just too sweet for things like that.
Who would ever know?
A/N:
This chapter was all over the place! Gawd!
I guess it's because it's leading up to the end of the series.
Hells yes.