A/n- Thanks to everyone that reviewed! It's nice to know that some people liked the story. Without further ado, here is the next installment! Enjoy!

Sweet Dreams

Ficlet #2: Yusuke's Dream

The room was blurry, but it slowly came into focus. Yusuke found himself in what he would call heaven; the arcade. He was surrounded by a sea of Dig Dug, Pac Man, Dance Dance Revolution, foosball, pinball and any other kind of game machines. The sounds of cheesy music playing, and automated voices saying "Game over" or "Select number of players" could be heard. Bright colored lights from poor animations flashed here and there...

The strange thing was that he was the only person in the room. Maybe this was his own private arcade... and if anyone else tried to come in, they would have their butt drop-kicked by a SWAT team... How cool was that?

He started to walk over to a DDR machine. However, something caught onto his foot. Before he knew it, he was face down on the carpeted floor.

When he picked himself up and regained composure, he realized he was not alone. Keiko and Botan stood before him; the two girls he was most attracted to. Their faces were smiling sweetly, but they were closing in on him, boxing him into a tight corner.

"Do you have a mirror in your pants, Yusuke?" Botan said, batting her eyelashes. "Because I can see myself in them." She ran her hand down his muscular arm, sending chills down his spine.

"If there was a mirror, you'd probably break it with your ugly face!" Keiko yelled at her, obviously jealous.

"You slut...whore...skank... ergh!" Botan said angrily, trying to figure out which insult would work best.

"You're so hot that even all the ice in the Arctic couldn't cool you down," Keiko said, ignoring Botan. She seductively blew into Yusuke's ear. More chills.

"Back off! He's mine!" Botan yelled at Keiko. She grabbed Yusuke's arm possessively.

"Ladies, ladies. There's enough to go around," Yusuke said. His ego was growing bigger by the second. He put his arm around each girl; Botan with his left and Keiko with his right. He let his hands slide down both curvaceous figures until he was touching the buttock area.

"YUSUKE! YOU PERVERT!" both girls screamed in unison.

Yusuke blinked.

Each girl now had a mallet in her hand... and they weren't those dinky little mallets used for pounding meat either. These were true MALLETS! They were gargantuan ones the size of a baby elephant's head.

"Let's play 'Whack-a-Yusuke!'" Keiko said, mischievously.

"I want the first shot!" Botan proclaimed.

"He lifts up my skirt everyday and is the future father of my children, so I get the first shot!" Keiko insisted, rather loudly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Yusuke said, putting his hands up in defense. "There's no need for violence! Increase the peace!"

"So says the guy who's killed countless demons!" Botan pointed out.

"On the count of three, hit him!" Keiko cried out.

Yusuke was now on the floor, hugging his knees.

"One... Two...Three!"

WHAM!

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Yusuke snapped awake in his bed. His head was throbbing and he was sweating. Had that really been a dream?

"I need to stop being such a pervert..." he said to himself, rubbing his head. "Nah. That's never going to happen!"

He then flopped back down on the pillows and returned to La La Land.

-Fin-

A/n- Next up is Kuwabara's dream! Review please!