Chapter 2:

Disclaimer (which we foolishly forgot last chapter: We don't own anything. Except the concept and OCs (who are pretty easy to tell from the canon characters, even if the canons are OOC).

After the incident at the Bikini club, Artemis was the most popular boy ever to have visited; in his head. He was incredibly excited about the prom for the first time in his life. It was as if he was a completely different person. He was determined to make Jess think he was the dream boy friend she never had; but has a chance to get to know.

Butler took Artemis to buy yet another of his designer label suits, which according to Artemis, had to be different, cause this was a once in a lifetime chance. He tried on just about all of Armani until he found the right suit. Butler found this terribly amusing as every time he tried on a suit he would dance with the shop dummy he requested. He even bought the dummy so he could take it home to practice passing 'The Test'. This night was a big deal for him, and he didn't want to muck it up. It had to be perfect. And if anyone got in the way of his perfect evening…boy would they be sorry. If any one got in the way, it would be Tom Fenton, the jockey who absolutely detested him. His full variety of English words was just a bit larger than: "Hey dude wassup?" or "Looking good (girl's name)". It was a shame that most of those words were slang and not even proper English. It has been suggested that Tom was the influence of the acting Artemis used to steal the painting. Artemis suspected that he hated him because of they many times he called him stupid for not being able to understand what he was saying. He was also a 'babe magnet', which was what Artemis was most worried about.

SNOW747's NOTE: This particular chapter I had no part in writing, which is a shame. Believe it or not, it is quite entertaining to watch Snow.DQ struggle with her grammar! (Joking: she's actually quite good). But please, please, please, PLEASE review, because it is rather sad when our only review was posted by the co-writer (me), and I don't want to slip into depression. Thank you.

Snow.DQ's Note: What do you think will happen next? We will continue if we get reviews… HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IF YOU DON'T TELL US? WE ARE NOT MIND READERS! More of snow747 and Snow.DQ's wacky ideas to come… If we get reviews