A/n- So, I'm making this the Grand Finale! I knowI said it would be 7ish chapters, butI didn't like what I came up with for other character's dreams. Therefore, this is only the dreams of the main guys of YYH. I hope you guys enjoy it!

Sweet Dreams

Final Ficlet: Koenma's Dream

Koenma found himself in a room, standing next to...himself? How was that possible?

Because he was in his teenage form, while he was standing next to his toddler version.

"I know that technically we're the same person..." baby Koenma said, scratching his head curiously. "But, I wonder, who has more fan girls?"

"I bet I do!" teenage Koenma said, swooshing his luscious locks of brown hair as if he were a male Abercrombie and Fitch model. "With my good looks." He was quite conceited...

"I'm a cute, cheeky baby!" the baby argued angrily. "Chicks dig me!" Koenma had an ego no matter what form he was in, apparently.

"But, you're about 200 years old..." teenage Koenma pointed out.

"And you're probably ten times older than me!" baby Koenma shouted in response.

"At least, I look my age!" the teenager yelled back.

Both Koenmas sweat dropped. They both knew that their unusually young faces were well, unusual, in the Human World at least. They would have been old shriveled men, or worse, in a grave rotting if they aged like humans.

"I say we take a poll!" the toddler suggested. "That way we can see who's more popular!"

"That works for me!" elder Koenma agreed with... himself?

At that moment, twenty giddy fan girls beamed into the room. They were completely decked out in their fan gear. "I love Koenma" buttons, signs, hats, shirts, mugs, socks, pants, necklaces, and even toilet seats were with them. They grew heart-eyed and giggly at the sight of their obsession, their reason for existence.

"We love you, Koenma!" the fan girls called out in unison.

"Who do you like more though?" toddler Koenma asked. "Take a vote."

In the end, ten girls voted for the toddler version and ten voted for the teenager. So much for taking a poll...

"Maybe we just need more fangirls!" the teenager suggested.

"Are there any more fan girls in the fan club?" the toddler asked the awe-struck girls.

"Nope. We're it!" the president of the fan club said cheerily. You could tell she was the President from the button she wore. It said "I get first dibs on Koenma because I'm President of the fan club!" Pretty self explanatory, if you ask me. And that's alot of words to put on one tiny button.

Both teenaged and toddler Koenma's faces sank. They weren't that popular after all...

"Why don't we call in some other girls?" the toddler asked. "Like Botan and Keiko?"

At that moment, Keiko, Yukina, Botan, Shizuru, and Genkai all beamed into the room at once.

"Who do you think is sexier?" the teenaged Koenma asked them immediately.

"Sorry, I can't say. I'm taken and I'm faithful to my man," Keiko replied, shaking her head.

"You're both too old for me," Shizuru said flatly. She took a whiff of her cigarette.

"As your employee, I don't want to sacrifice my job," Botan said politely.

"Meep!" was all that came out of shy Yukina's mouth. She blushed furiously and didn't say another word.

"I'm too old for you," Genkai barked.

"That was useless..." older Koenma said.

"I concurr..." the other binky-sucker agreed.

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The real Koenma woke up in his huge, royal bed.

Something hit him... Not literally, but figuratively.

"Oh my God! I have two different personalitites! Am I turning into Sensui?"

Dun-dun-dun...

-Fin-

A/n- So much for a Grand Finale. I know it wasn't very grand. I hope everyone at least reviews! Please! Thanks SO much to everyone who does!