Disclaimer: Dick Wolf is the man.
Title: Slow
Characters: Goren, Eames
Summary: One shot based on Want episode, Season Four.
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Goren and Eames are checking out a gourmet chocolate shop that makes its own candy on premises. Their victim was known to have been a regular customer here.
"I hear, ya know, that chocolate can be an aphrodisiac," says Goren, taking a champagne truffle from a tray carried by an employee, "Things've been a little slow at home lately."
Slow, Goren? Where the hell have you been? There's some guy who looks and acts just like your clone, pal. He and I have been doing it like rabbits almost every night. And morning. And in the supply room at work. And in the shower. And in the back seat of the Chevy Blazer in a rainstorm.
Alex smiled to herself at the memories of their seemingly unquenchable need for physical intimacy. She had never had a lover like him before. He adored her, worshipped her body and soul. He loved her. And she loved him.
"Things have been a little slow at home?" snorted Eames, on their way to the Blazer.
"I didn't say whose home," shot back Goren, flashing his wolfish grin as he patted Eames' ass when she climbed into their vehicle, "Certainly not mine."