Part 5:
Disclaimer: stuff we own: Concept (and by concept, I mean the bikini clubs and this particular plot, NOT the AF concept. That's Eoin's).
Stuff we don't own: Anything in the actual books.
After leaving 'The Bikini Bonanza', with the purple and pink jewel and flower-patterned bikini, Artemis headed home requesting for Butler to carry the pink bag. For once in his life, Butler said… NO!
They arrived home, Butler very embarrassed to know Artemis, and the boy summoned Juliet for an 'important assignment'. Juliet arrived on the scene thinking it would be something to do with fairies and cool stuff like that, and was very disappointed, in fact, disgusted, to find out what Artemis' task was. Butler hadn't even heard it yet.
"Now, Juliet, you know how you said you would help Butler protect me by any means possible?"
She replied with and unsure "Yeah…"
"Well, I would like you to try this on."
"What exactly would you like me to try on?" she was even more unsure than before.
"This" He said tossing her the bikini he bought for Jess to her.
"NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO! How is this protecting you?"
"It is protecting me from embarrassment."
"But
that is not physical torture!"
"You're right, but have you
ever heard of those movies when the poor genius gets their head stuck
down the toilet?"
"More like the nerds get beaten up by the cool people. Look, please, I would rather protect you then. I HATE BIKINIS! And Butler swore to take care of you by any means possible, so why not him?"
"Because I would rather not experience a life scarring… err… experience."