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Artemis, Holly and Butler were lounging around in Artemis' room. There would have been 4 of them, but Juliet was sulking around in hers.

"What is it now?" Artemis questioned Holly impatiently.

"Well, Artemis…" Butler said in one of those calm, soothing tones that really annoy people when they are fed-up or angry. "…You missed out one tiny detail about tonight…"

"Yeah right, Butler! It's me we're talking about!"

"Do you know how to dance?"

"Of course I do, Butler!"

"Prove it…" At this Artemis started leaping around the room doing some sort of fairy folk dance.

"Hate to break it to you, Artemis. But that is not going to steal Juliet's heart…" Holly was not allowed to continue her sentence as Artemis, desperate to be heard, shouted at her.

"She is NOT my girlfriend!" Artemis leapt from his seat and turned to stare Holly directly in the eyes.

"Who's a sensitive mud boy?" She muttered under her breath.

"Her name is Jess…" Artemis said in a dreamy fashion. "And she's perfect for me…"

"Yeah...she has no brain!" If Artemis hadn't been reciting Romeo and Juliet at that moment in time, Holly would have been 'attacked'. Holly did not see this as a threat, because the most harm he could do to a three year old would be to take their lollipop.

"OK!" Remarked Butler, finally stepping in to take control. "Artemis, you clearly don't know how to dance and Holly is here to teach you… NOT to fight with you. Honestly, you're behaving like children!"

Artemis led Holly and Butler to the famous Fowl ballroom, in which 3 seats were positioned. Butler had obviously requested them to be placed there just after getting off the 'phone' with Holly 2 hours before. Artemis started to stretch in one of the oddest manors Holly had ever seen.

"Show me what you've got mud-boy!"

At this Artemis began doing something which a human would describe as a mix of a Waltz and a 70's disco!

SNOW747's NOTE: Once again I contributed exactly NOTHING to the actual content, except, of course, for this masterful message and a small amount of editing (she's getting less sloppy with her typing – I guess it's because she isn't tired or in a rush… Our exams are over now: YIPEE!). I hope you enjoy this and REVIEW! PLEASE!

SnowDQ's note: She doesn't want to write a note… I'm all alone…