Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters,

Holly had 1 hour left to teach Artemis to dance, and they had gotten nowhere in the half hour before. Holly was about to give up, when Artemis finally spoke:

"Holly, don't take this the wrong way, but I CAN'T DANCE WITH SOMEONE HALF MY HEIGHT!"

"Fine then! You're the genius. You think of something!"

"OK. Give me 5 minutes." Artemis darted out of the ballroom and into Butler's security booth.

Holly sat on the floor playing with the mud man's game-boy, desperate for Artemis to return as she knew that he would kill her, or get Butler to, if he couldn't dance. He returned with his dance partner, which fit the description of a body builder in a white ballroom dress. This of course was exactly what his dance Partner was! Butler looked like a little girl that had tried to put on her mums lipstick, and failed miserably.

After a whole hour of desperately trying to teach Artemis to dance, Holly gave up and let him go and get ready. After he had left the room, Holly spoke to Butler… After a while Artemis decided it was too hard to dance with Butler as Holly laughed to whole time…especially after the twirls!

"So how was he?"

"Ok. I just hope he masters the Tango… Does he actually have a date?"

"Well…Sort of. He thinks he does but I am not sure if the poor girl actually heard him, or if she heard him, if she'd come."

"Well what are you going to do if she's not there?"

"I have been secretly researching, trying to find out where she lives and after dropping Artemis off, I could go and pick her up. Of course I would have a dress all ready and if she refuses…I would pay her."
"Artemis better not find out…You never know his reaction."

"What else can I do? He has already told everyone at Bikini Bonanza and his school he has a date called Jess."

"Just hope he doesn't find out."

SNOW747's NOTE: Again, nothing here was written by me… and I didn't get to edit anything. I just got rid of those annoying green squiggles that word puts under perfectly acceptable sentences, not understanding that people tend to speak in fragments, so it IS grammatically correct, simply because it isn't and people rarely speak in a way that is (I've been studying dialogue – I know, weird). So now I hand you over to the girl who DID contribute: SnowDQ.

… who has just informed me that she 'hasn't got much to say' – except that.