Knuckles-101 is back with the next part of the story. Enjoy!
Rouge: Why did you say I had to go to my anger management classes?
Knuckles-101: I dunno.
Sonic: Because you need to.
Rouge throws Sonic in the trash can.
By the way, Ocean Drive is a very cool and well known road in Miami Beach. Many people go there. The Colony is a very famous hotel on Ocean Drive.
Chapter 4:
A Trip to Florida
Three months had passed and Chris was still in the heap of waffles. The posse began to have no hope for him. So, they decided to go to Florida.
"Where should we spend our vacation?" Sonic asked.
"JACKSONVILLE!" Tails yelled.
"No! I'm not going there." Shadow said.
"Why?" Sonic asked.
"Bad memories…" Shadow shuddered.
"How about Daytona Beach?" Sonic asked.
"No." Rouge said.
"DISNEY WORLD!" Tails yelled.
"Why, because you want to ride that Dumbo ride?"
Tails nodded. Sonic smacked him in the back of the head.
"How about Miami?" Knuckles asked.
"Yeah! I love Ocean Drive!" Amy screamed appearing out from the floor.
"You're not going." Sonic stated.
"Yes I am! You can't go to Miami and leave me behind!" Amy squealed.
"You're not staying at the same hotel as us. And you have remain 500 ft away from me the whole time." Sonic said.
"Yeah right." Amy said.
"What hotel are we staying at anyway?" Shadow asked.
"No sweat!" Knuckles said.
He ran over to the computer and got on Travelocity. He booked a hotel right on Ocean Drive.
"We're staying at a hotel called the Colony." Knuckles explained. "I booked three rooms. And there are two beds in each room."
"I'm not rooming with Amy! Tails you're my roommate!" Sonic yelled.
"I'm staying with Shadow." Knuckles said.
"Fine, we'll have a girl room." Rouge said looking at Amy.
"Good luck Rouge." Sonic said.
Amy stuck her tongue out at him. The posse left for the airport in a taxi. Once at the airport, they bought tickets and ran to the plane. It took off in .7 seconds. They made it just in time.
Shadow, Knuckles and Rouge sat in a row, Amy, Tails and this woman who cared more about her hair than global warming sat in a row and Sonic sat in between to fat people. He muttered bad things the whole 18 hours they were on the plane. Sonic eventually got up and stayed in the bathroom.
The lady came by with peanuts and the usual stuff. Shadow was loading up his 1,791 guns he brought along, Knuckles was reading a magazine about Porsches, Rouge ate 30 bags of peanuts, Amy played her GameBoy, Tails worked on an invention and Sonic sat on the toilet the whole time not letting anyone in the bathroom.
The plane landed and everyone got out- everyone but Sonic who thought it was a trick to let someone go. They all piled in a taxi and headed to Ocean Drive.
"Well, we lost Sonic. That's one less jerk to take care of. Now if we could just lose Amy and Tails…" Shadow plotted.
Tails whacked him with his tails and Amy hit him with her hammer. Once they were on Ocean Drive they headed to 8th street where their condo was.
"Cool! A Ferrari F430! There's a Porsche Carrera GT! And there's a Lamborghini Gallardo!" Knuckles pointed out.
"There's an echidna I think should shut up!" Shadow muttered.
"Where'd you pack all your guns?" Knuckles asked.
"My secret compartment in my suitcase." Shadow snickered.
"I can't believe they let you get on the plane with 1,791 guns." Amy said.
"What do you expect from doughnut eating, sleeping, fat security gauds?" Shadow asked.
"He's got a point." Tails mentioned.
The posse walked in the hotel to find Sonic in the lobby sitting in a chair reading a People magazine.
"Uh, Sonic? One: Why are you reading a People magazine? And two: When'd you get here?" Knuckles asked.
"Well, this was the only magazine to read and I am Sonic so that's how I got here." Sonic said.
"The second part made no sense what-so-ever." Shadow muttered.
They checked in and went up to their rooms. Ironically, they were all on the same floor: the 3rd. They all head to their rooms.
Shadow and Knuckles were in the front of the building right next to Amy and Rouge's room. Knuckles ran out on the deck and looked out to Ocean Drive. Sonic and Tails' room was in the very back- ha-ha.
After they were all unpacked, they all met in Shadow and Knuckles' room. They needed to find some place to eat.
"JOHNNY ROCKETS!" Tails yelled.
"No, that place is cheap!" Sonic yelled.
"2 blocks down, there's a restaurant called Ocean's 10. It's nice… and not cheap." Knuckles said.
"How do you know all this?" Rouge asked.
"Uh, I lived here for 5 years." Knuckles explained.
"You LIVED in Miami! You are Sooooo lucky!" Rouge whined.
"Okay, chill." Knuckles said.
"I invented chill!" Tails yelled at Knuckles.
"You got that off that Clause 3 commercial didn't you?" Sonic asked.
Tails nodded and everyone backed away. They all decided to go eat at Ocean's 10 except Tails who went to Johnny Rockets.
Everyone had a good dinner except Sonic who got kicked out of the restaurant after kicking 9 tables over complaining because they didn't have chili dogs.
Everyone came out of the restaurant to see Sonic pacing back and forth on the sidewalk. Sonic noticed them and zipped up to them.
"Did you bring me any food?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah, here, have a chili dog I got from Ocean's 10." Knuckles said.
"A CHILI DOG! THEY DO HAVE THEM! THOSE LIARS I WILL SUE!" Sonic yelled
"Sonic it's no big deal… Just have it and let's enjoy the rest of the night." Rouge said.
Sonic snatched the chili dog from Knuckles, hissed and devoured it in one gulp. He then went on a sugar rush. He bounced around on the sidewalk, ran up and down Ocean Drive and up and down buildings. Shadow, Knuckles, Rouge, Amy and Tails quietly snuck away. When the sugar rush wore off Sonic found himself deserted and started singing classic blues picking up a guitar out of nowhere. Everyone threw coffee mugs at him because he was horrible.
Once back in their hotel room, Shadow turned on the TV to see the news breaking story.
"It appears as though Sonic the Hedgehog was singing classic blues and was pretty bad at it. People began throwing items such as coffee mugs, tables and cars at him." The TV said.
"Hey Knuckles, check this out." Shadow smiled.
Knuckles came out of the bathroom with a black shirt on that said "Don't' Mess With Me When I'm Tired" and red sweatpants.
"What?" he asked.
"Look." Shadow pointed to the TV.
It showed Sonic cowering against a building holding up a table leg and swatting away any incoming objects.
"It seems as though the blue critter didn't know that the blues were banished from Miami 1 minute ago."
"Poor sap." Shadow laughed.
Knuckles laughed too. Shadow turned the TV off and went into the bathroom to change into his pajamas. He came out wearing a blue shirt with a yellow duck in the middle and sweat pants with flames up the side. Knuckles hung the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door. They got into their beds and fell asleep.
In the 'girls room' Rouge was lying on her bed reading a magazine and Amy was looking through the peephole waiting for Sonic to come by.
"Amy, you'll see him in the morning. Just drop it for tonight." Rouge said going into the bathroom.
She came out in a black shirt and purple pajama bottoms. Amy was already in her too pink pajamas. Rouge got in her bed while Amy kept watch for Sonic.
In Tails and Sonic's room, Tails had added an extra room to their hotel room and was turning it into a lab. He was in green boxers with screwdrivers on them and a yellow shirt. Sonic came in holding a deformed table leg and kiss marks all over his face. Somehow he was already in his pajamas. He had a blue shirt on that said 'I had no idea Blues were banished here.' And white pajama bottoms with UK in blue on them.
"I didn't know you liked UK. In fact, I didn't know you knew what basketball was." Tails said.
"I don't. I found it in the dumpster the people threw me in along with teriyaki sauce." Sonic explained.
Tails blinked and went back to work. Sonic crawled on top of the bed, buried his face in the pillow and fell asleep. Tails went to sleep at 3am.
Yeah, I know it was totally random, but that's the whole point of the story, now.