Title: Polyjuice Discovery
Rating: G
Length: 307 words
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Same potion, same bodies, same reason, different outcome.
Note: Written for humpday 101 prompt 'Promises are made to be broken' (fluff) over at livejournal.
"I really don't like this," Ron complained for the umpteenth time.
Harry sighed heavily. "I spent a whole month making it. Please."
"But you promised you'd stop stalking Malfoy."
"Promises were meant to be broken." Harry shrugged guiltily.
Ron scowled then slouched his shoulders. "But I don't want to be Crabbe again." But being a good friend - and hoping that this would get Harry's Malfoy-Stalking out of his system - he dutifully followed Harry in drinking the Polyjuice potion.
"How's your work in the Room of Requirement going?" Harry asked, trying to use a deeper voice. Ron shuffled miserly beside him.
Draco frowned and grumbled something.
"What were you doing again?"
Draco stopped walking and turned to stare at Harry. "I already said I'm not telling you. Just do as I say, Goyle."
"Sorry," Harry muttered.
After some silence Draco offered, "I keep having interruptions."
"Like Ha-Potter stalking you?" Ron piped up. Harry glared at him.
"He's not interrupting me. Just being a nuisance as usual." Draco's face darkened. "Perfect Potter with his perfect fame and perfect hair and perfect arse." He sighed wistfully.
Ron choked, his eyes going wide. "You think Potter's ass is perfect?"
Red dusted Harry's cheeks.
"Don't tell me you forgot again about that." Draco shook his head incredulously.
"Ugh, I have to go to the loo," Ron garbled, pulling Harry along with one hand and clutching his mouth with the other.
Harry was silent the whole time Ron ranted in the loo but Ron was too worked up to realize Harry was idly staring at his reflection in the mirror and not puking.
Three days later Harry informed Ron that he'd stopped stalking Malfoy. He didn't inform Ron that instead of stalking he was using the energy to find out that Malfoy's arse was as perfect as he thought Harry's was.