Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Beyblade. If I did I wouldn't be writing fanfictions and the Yami's would definately have their own bodies and torture would be shown.

A/N: Thanks to all you guys for your wonderful reviews. I'm thinking that this story may actually do better than the other Yu-Gi-Oh!-Beyblade crossover I'm writing.

The Yami's have their own bodies.

Oh and for people telling me it's funny I still can't understand why. I mean I've just actually kept the gang in character and also since I had no idea what to write I just typed out what generally happens between me and my friends everyday. Is it really that funny?

Malik Ishtar - Malik Ishtar

Yami Malik Ishtar - Marik Ishtar.

Ryou Bakura - Ryou Bakura

Yami Ryou - Bakura Akelfia Bakura(someone told me that's what his real name was) or just plain Bakura

Yugi Muto - Yugi Muto

Yami Yugi Muto - Atem Muto or plain Yami.

Oh and yeah I'll be introducing a few OC's in this ficcie as well.

Chapter 2

Rei's P.O.V

Lunch was served like a picnic in the dojo's backyard since there was no way that all the bladers would fit into Tyson's kitchen. It was fairly silent since the others were still mad at Kai for ditching Hillary for the 'slut' - they had gotten fond of calling Natalie that since it seemed to shut her up whenever she ranted and she had done that the whole morning, sad at the fact that Hillary was going away for a few days - which they knew would turn out to be very long since as Mariah kindly told us a girl takes really long to get over a heart-ache, and somewhat freaked out - okay maybe majorly freaked out - by the call Hillary got from her friends, they didn't seem like sane ordinary people.

Suddenly Max - my ever innocent bubbly eternally sugar-hyper team mate - decided to break the silence and ask what everyone didn't dare to, "Hey Hillary has your brother actually sent out assassins on Kai?"

Okay lets prepare for the death tirade.

I wonder who'll die first by whose hands. Will Hillary just get mad at Max for such an accusation and kill him - I'd mind that, so would everyone else -then Kai and Natalie for good measure - that I'd help her with if she wants me too.

Or maybe Kai will kill Max for asking that question. He's already giving him a death glare. And then maybe he'll kill Hillary because his new slutty girlfriend hates her and has Kai wrapped around his finger. And then maybe he'll kill Tyson and Daichi just for the heck of it because he's eternally pissed at them for eating so much. What's his problem anyway? Everyone's born with flaws. Theirs is constantly eating while his is constantly being a jack-ass.

I closed my eyes and waited for sounds of screaming and torture but instead all I heard was Hillary calmly say, "Probably. I wouldn't put it past him. He does have that frame of mind to do it although he's quiet calm 99 percent of the time. He has done it before. That's what his Death-Squad is for. Though he normally uses them when my younger bro gets kid-napped which is quiet frequent. But then again when you hang around with too many insane Egyptian homicidal maniacs they rub off on you. So maybe he has.You heard what the guys said."

Okay that was a surprise! I noticed the others just staring at Hillary like she was an alien.Well actually I was thinking along those lines so I'm assuming that so is everybody else. She looked so serious about what she said and I know it wasn't an act because I'm used to reading through Hillary. After all the two of us are as close as siblings. And she just said it like we were trying to decide what sauce to put in the pasta. Okay I've just compared what Hillary said to pasta. I'm hanging around Tyson and Daichi too much.

I defiantely didn't want to know more.

"So you mean to say that your friends are actually capable of murder?" Max asked. Oh Max - Gods how innocent have you made him?

"Well I can't say all of them are homicidal, but most of them are homicidal and suicidal. You heard what Bakura a.k.a. the 'Theif' said." she replied calmly. How can she be so calm.

"Are you serious? How can you hang around them then?" Max asked as if his ears had been scarred for life. Hey God up there are you missing an angel because I think he's sitting right here next to me. He definately has to be an angel to be so damn fricking clueless and innocent. Either that or his mind has refused tomature after he was five.

I'm sure everyone thought along the same lines - including Hillary - because we were now staring at him.

"Yes Max I'm serious and I can hang around with them because although they are homicidal, suicidal, and on the most wanted list in Domino they're really fun to hang around with. And I'm not joking so you guys can stop staring at me like I'm an alien." she said even more calmer than before. How the fuck can she be so calm? Then again why the hell am I that bothered? I should be proud of her. It's not like I've not acted evil and insane before and don't hang around evil insane people. Ask the White Tigerz they'll tell you. Or paerhaps you could just look around and you'll understand.

Anyway everyone promptly stopped staring at her and we began to eat our lunch before Natalie - God why did she have to be such an ignorant slut? - opened her insulting mouth and started to rant.

"Oh really bitch I think you're lying. You're just trying to act all cool and stuff just so that you have guys following you. Just because you aren't as beautiful as me. Right Kai?" she said. Really is she that vain? Dear God what kind of whack-jobs have you surrounded me with?

Then it hit me that she indirectly called Hillary ugly. Okay I had a idea that she was stupid but not this stupid. No matter who you are, you do not call Hillary ugly. It brings fatal consequences. Ask Tyson, he ended up in the hospital for months with multiple major fractures and internal bleeding, not to mention a baseball bat shoved up absolutely in the wrong place. It was the most scariest sight I ever saw. But then again after that little incident Tyson and Hillary genuinely became the best of friends. We are yet to figure out how that happened.I looked at Kai trying to mutely tell him not to agree with her. He nodded. Oh well Sayonara captain. Hey what the hell am I thinking? I want his bitch in the hospital along with him for dumping her! But then again it would mean being scarred for life to see Hillary beat Kai up. After all he is the strongest person I know. And we do have a tournament coming up and I don't think it would be a good idea to have our captain on the injured list. It's such a hard choice.What to choose?

I looked around the table to see Tyson and Daichi had stopped eating and were looking at Hillary with the most loyal fire and scared lookin their eyes. Tyson gulped hard. I'm guessing he didn't want to see a blood bath either.

"Hey Hillary she just insulted you! Are you gonna let her get away with that?" Mariah yelled. You know Mariah we're trying to calm Hils down not aggrivate her!

Hillary was still silent.

Daichi heaved a sigh of relief and then pointed at a wire going up into Hillary's ear. Thank heavens! She's listening to her Ipod. And all of us know that Hillary blasts her Ipod into her ears really loudly. I'm still wondering how she hasn't gotten deaf yet.

After Daichi pointed that out all of us in the BBA Revolution and the few other witnesses who had seen Tyson in hospital after Hils dealt with him heaved one huge sigh of relief. Maybe we can postpone the Grim Reaper knocking on Kai's door till after the tourney is over.


Still Rei's P.O.V.

We're now at the mall - actually we've just arrived and it's seven 'o' clock. We would have come here earlier if Kai hadn't made us train and tried to impress Natalie so much. How the hell can he like her? Anyway after that those two headed away to make-out and Hillary accidentaly walked in on them. That would have to really be my fault because those two were in the kitchen - which none of us knew - and that's where I left my wallet since afternoon when I cooked for the gang. I really shouldn't have asked Hillary to fetch it. Well as much as Hillary tried to stay calm throughout the whole day she broke down after she saw those two. Who would blame her? Seeing your old boyfriend who you care about so much in a heavy make-out session with a slut is heartbreaking. Especially since Ming-Ming who walked in a minute later for a glass of water told us that Kai had the girls bra off.

We all spent most of the evening trying to stop her from going back home and trying to cheer her up. Ming-Ming was especially helpful and that's saying something since those two girls don't like each other. But then again weird things have been happening all day so I'm not finding it weird that those two girls are suddenly best buddies. After all Ming-Ming has helped in calming Hillary down and abusing Natalie more than the other girls put together, and that is also saying something since Hillary's beyblading gal-pals consist of Mariam, Emily, and Mariah - whose bad-mouth I know all to well. Anyway we're now shopping with a very calm Hillary - note the sarcasm. If she isn't heartbroken about Kai and Natalie, she's mad at Natalie for insulting her - which Natalie does most of the time. I wonder why? I mean no one with 1 milligram of brain cells will do that unless you have a death wish. Accidents however are an exception.

Did I mention Ming-Ming is helping calm Hillary down to a normal level a lot? Everytime Hillary's emotions are going anywhere fatal she says something really stupid or funny to make Hillary crack up and start laughing. What's happening to the world? Anyway Natalie's dragged Kai off for another make-out session so all of us - including the Blitzkreig Boys - are trying to help Hillary not notice or forget. Will wonders never cease?

I'm guessing it won't because just then we hear a girls voice call Hillary's name and saw Hillary's jaw drop.


Hillary's P.O.V.

I just heard a familiar voice call out my name, so I turned around. What the hell? Are miracles not gonna stop today or what? First I got Tyson and Daichi to cut down the eating, then I have everyone cheering me up over the break-up with Kai including the Blitzkreig boys,then Ming-Ming and me are suddenly gal pals and now this. Right now I'm sure I'm hallucinating because coming straight towards me are my own Soul-sister Domino Gal-Pals i.e. Shizuka Wheeler - she looks good in that red blouse.

Isis Ishtar - what the hell she's wearing jeans, damn now I owe Mai twenty thousand grand more for losing another bet to her. And I rarely lose bets.

Mai Kujaku - and she hasn't dressed like a slut. Wait she stopped dressing like one ages ago after she started dating Joey and became a tomboy.

Rebecca Hopkins - aw she still looks so adorable, she and Yugi definately make a kawai couple.

Vivian Wong - how she, Rebecca, and Anzu now get along is beyond me. She does look nice western casuals though.

Samantha Lorenzo - nicknames: Sammy, Sam, Kisara, Kira, Ryou's cousin sister and my brothers light blue eyed long blue haired sweet girfriend - yes he has a girlfriend - and she is the reincarnation of the Blue eyes white dragon Kisara. No wonder those two fell in love. She seems to also have the sweater bug Ryou has because like him, she's always forever wearing one. Not that I mind they really suit her and she'd make a great sister-in-law and I'm not being sarcastic about that.

And then Anzu Mazaki forever smiling followed by her Yami Ciel who also had been given a body and who's really cool.

Yes Anzu has a Yami but she never told anyone and kept it a secret always because Ciel didn't want to interfere with all the Millenium and DOOM crap as she called it. She's about as old as the Pharoh and Theif and she aslo helped Yami when both of them were alive and she's the one who actually tamed all the Yami's after she finally showed herself and gave them separate bodies. She's the coolest of the Yami's, why because she can use any type of dark magic, and she can turn people into stone, paralyse them, make them hallucinate, or kill them just by looking into their eyes. Did I foget to mention she's the infamous Medusa. Cool nah? She looks exactly like Anzu except she has longer hair and a gray tinge to her eyes. Did I mention she really cool?

Anyway back to reality, what in the name of the seven hells are they doing here? My question just got answered whenVivian said, "We're here because Mai and me dragged them to help us by giving us moral support for quitting this modelling job. We seem to have lost our confidence and our boss is being a pain in the ass. And also to help Anzu insult the crap out of that pathetic dance teacher of her's who has put her through hell and threw her out of her class. And we're here to cheer you up over your break-up with your good-for-nothing-ex. Oh and shop while we're at it. Wanna join us with your other gal-pals?"

I nodded smiling. Just then I heard a big bang and looked up with the others to see Kai and Natalie come out ofhis limo with soot all over their charred clothes coughing hard and few seconds later the whole limo exploded into a million pieces. Mai walked past me whistling innocently - she was acting very Joey/Varon like, while Anzu had an amused look on her face. Isis said her usual famous words in her usual serious tone, "You can't change fate." and Ciel, Samantha, Shizuka, Vivian just somberly nodded along with her although all of them had a mysterious look in their eyes. I was begining to get suspicious. Rebecca however said, "Mai I told you that the other fire-works would explode along with the dynamite, didn't I? You should have just connect the dynamite to a fuse so that when it exploded it would light the fuse and set the fire-works off." So it was their doing.

The others just stared at them like they were insane which frankly they popular belief that Isis, Sammy, Ciel, and Shizuka aren't capable of playing pranks on anyone and are inpossession ofan evil insane mind with a raging temper, they are. If they weren't why would Marik be sacred of Isis? Or why would the theif be scared of Sammy? Or why would Joey's face pale when you asked him to do something his sister didn't want him to? As for Ciel's explanation her fame as Medusa will tell you. By the way the others were still staring at us.

"So you guys did this!" I asked sternly.

"Yup!" Vivian said sweetly.

"And why may I ask?" I asked again.

"Because he dumped you! And after doing some research on him I found out that he'd been cheating on you for a month." Mai said.

Oh. "Can I ask you one more question?" I asked again giving them an ever so polite smile which I usually gave when I was about to sick Dreona on someone and send them to hell or when I Shadow Realmed someone, both which are equally fatal.

"Shoot." Shizuka said uncomfortably under my gaze. The other gals were also shifting about uncomfortably. I loved the effect I had on these girls when I wanted to. After all I'm able to judge people's souls and send them to hell. I tie with Medusa in powers. And I should thank Seto for teaching me to death-glare people. Well actually I should thank myself cause I learned it on my own.

"Why did you blow something up without me?" I asked again.

"What?" they all said before falling down anime style. Then got up one by one. While the bladers stares just got wilder and harder.

"For Kami's sake don't scare us like that next time." Mai said.

"Yeah never joke like that with us." Rebecca said.

"Never ever give us that look ever again when you're joking. You know how much it freaks us out, don't you?" Shizuka said.

"Yeah the last time I saw that look was when Zork had come back and you unleashed Droena on him before you did the um you know what?" Anzu stuttured.

"What my lumen is trying to say is that the last time we saw you smile like that Zork was banished to hell." Ciel stated calmly.

Well I'm guessing it isn't any biggie for her because both of us have similar dark powers. Anyway the others though were staring at me like I was a demon from hell from a different planet in a different solar system of a different galaxy in an alernate universe. Oh and even Kai and Natalie are present.

I'm guessing they're freaked out pretty badly. So I do what I would normally do if I were in Domino. I look up at them and give them a vampirish smile like Akelfia or Marik. I think this would be the first time they ever noticed I have tiny fangs. Now I really have them freaked out.

I casually turned to Mai and my other gals from Domino and asked, "So what else is new?"

"Mokuba got kidnapped from school again and Seto took it as an excuse to whip out his gun and go use the kidnappers for his shooting practice as moving targets." Sammy said waving her hand dismissively. "He'll probably tell the cops he shot those imbeciles in self-defense."

I smiled. "So what are we gonna do first from the long list you gave me earlier?" I asked.

Mai smiled first and said, "Teach my no good boss a lesson!"

"Right!" Rebecca cheered an adorable mischevious evil glint in her eyes. For all those of you who think Evil can never look adorable you definately need to meet either Rebecca, Yugi or my brother Mokuba when they're in the mood.

"And then my dance teacher!" Anzu said.

"Yeah!" Shizuka replied.

"All right lets get the explosives first then, if we're gonna blow-up those assclowns first! This is gonna be a bang!" I said rubbing my palms together gleefully as I walked towards the nearest Ammo shop in the mall followed by the Domino girls and later the other beyblading girls and then eventually the others. Today was gonna be fun.

Rei's P.O.V.

The others just stared at Hillary and her friendsjaws dropped. I mean I had never seen or heard Hillary beign this evil before - excepting the baeting up of Tyson. Her friends blew up Kai's limo to get him back for breaking up with Hillary. And Hillary seemed like their queen with the evil glint in the eyes, and that fanged smile. And now she had just got an armload of people to follow her and her insane posse to an ammo store to blow-up people.

I've never been so proud of my sister-like best friend in my entire life!