A preview of the unreleased book :
How to live with a
PERVERT
"NO!"
"YOU PERVERT!"
"WHAT NERVE!"
Try hearing that… constantly.
My name is Miroku, and I used to be a pervert.
I know, I know. Most of you are thinking, "USED TO BE!" And yes, I mean used to be…
After a nice phone call with my bud, Glen Beck. I am now in recovering.
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Okay, well a guy can pretend can't he?
You have to see where I'm coming? Japan, isn't that like the perverted country!
I'm very patriotic… ¬¬ Well, anyway…
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We all have bad habits. SO LAY OFF! Anyway, Try dealing with things I have to go through!
Sure… be perverted a couple hundred times on world-wide television and you're never the same…
I'm a nice guy, in most categories.
I'm fatherly to Shippo.
I'm the ideal person to go to when you need an inn to stay at.
I'm the handy-dandy vacuum cleaner. (PS I recommend to keep pets and small children away)
I'm quite the ladies man, sorta.
WHY AM I EXPLAINING MYSELF TO YOU, WORTHLESS MORTAL!
Wait… That's Sesshomaru's line… heh heh WHOOPS! Anyway, moving on.
If you are now interested in my new book, it will soon be in stores nowhere near you!
Comments :
"This book has really inspired me!"
-Jakotsu
"A new best seller!"
-Nippon National
"MIROKU!"
Uh… well I have to go. Seems InuYasha is still pissed about the "Beware of Dog" sticker I slipped on his forehead.
WHO KNEW HE COULD READ!