MWHAHHAHA! I bet you all think I forgot to give Anzu hers! I saved this part for the very last….but that was just such a sweet scene to end on…t'was the perfect ending! So…eh…here's Yami's revenge…

As always, a HUGE thank you to you wonderful, wonderful reviewers! This last chapter is dedicated to you wonderful people. Especially those of you who've reviewed every chapter! Much appreciation for your love and support!

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Anzu's blue eyes were wide. She couldn't breathe. Her body trembled. What a welcome home note! And her first day back, too! Yami must have really missed her! Her hands shook with joy as she re-read the note.

Anzu

Meet me outside by the bike rack after school. I've had a crush on you for the longest time, and now is the day I finally have the courage to tell you how I feel

Your secret admirer

She crushed the note to her chest. It wasn't signed, but it HAD to be from Yami. It just had to! She knew his handwriting well; it WAS from him!

The rest of the day past by in a blur; Anzu was lost in dreamland, picturing many romantic things for her and Yami to do together. But now, she stood by the bike rack, looking around nervously. Yami was nowhere in sight. There was only Ushio. Anzu crinkled her pert nose in distaste. Ushio was big, hairy, ugly and extremely stupid. And loved to terrorize anyone smaller than him.

He grinned when he saw her. "I knew it was you! You're not usually my type, but you're damn hot! I wasn't sure who put that note in my locker, but I know it's you!"

"Wha?" Anzu's face looked lost. Before she could collect her thoughts, Ushio grabbed her, pulling her straight into a very sloppy kiss. He shoved his tongue into her mouth, saliva running out of his mouth and smearing all over her face. She felt herself gagging.

Anzu struggled and and pushed, but she was helpless in Ushio's hairy paws. Over Ushio's shoulder, out of the corner of her eye, Anzu saw Yami leaning against the tree. He smirked at her and waved. Hiding behind him, looking very nervous, was Yugi. The little twerp was clinging tightly to her Yami! And Yami- he was laughing. Laughing at her! Suddenly, it clicked. Yami had set this up!

"YAMII!" She screamed as she finally managed to pull free and slug Ushio with her purse. Yami just smiled sweetly at her and winked. "I'M GOING TO- AAAAH!" She screamed when Ushio lunged for her.

"Oh, I like them feisty!" Ushio grinned and chased her. "You won't get away that easy! I like playing hard to get!" Whatever Anzu wanted to say, she never got the chance; she ran off with Ushio hot on her tail.

Yami and Yugi clutched the tree for support as the laughed. Wiping tears of mirth from his eyes, Yugi sighed, his sides aching from laughing so hard. "You know, I almost pity her."

Yami blinked. "Aibou, I know you have a big heart, but how can you feel sorry for her?"

Yugi smiled sweetly up at him. "Because she doesn't have you."

Yami's crimson eyes sparkled in delight as he took Yugi in his arms and kissed him slowly and gently.

OWARI

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Aww, sweet and sappy. And, hopefully, funny, too. Please review if you liked it!