Summary: A story I'm writing just to use up some time, where Naruto accidentally transforms in into a male version of Sasuke combined with Sakura not to mention the real form of the kyuubi (that fox demon) being mixed up in there and Naruto gets stuck in that form, Sasuke acidentaly uses the combined power of his curse seal and sharingan to shadow replicate (and no, that's NOT supposed to be Naruto doing it), and Sakura accidentaly swithes her normal and inner personalities. Not to mention that kakashi looses his book and has to resort to writing his own... and it end up as a parody of what happens to squad seven... yeah... R&R!

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or anything affilated with it except this fanfic, which I make no profit off of whatsoever. But I wish that I did...

Chapter 1-defective transformation jutsu:

Naruto was writing on a peice of paper.

Transformation:

Sasuke-sharingan/strength/curse seal,

Me-kyuubi's power (enhaned through sasuke's curse seal),

Sakura-chakra controll/smartness.

"If I combine all of these into one, single transformation jutsu, I could do almost anything!" Naruto exlaimed to himself "Now to find out how to imitate that curse seal of Sasuke along with his sharingan... I know!"

Naruto cut 2 corners out of his paper and drew chakra signs on the back of each of them. On the other sides, he drew three 'commas' on a circle on one piese and the same thing on the other, but with a red bakground and a black dot in the center. He taped the 'sharingan' inbetween his eyes and the 'curse seal' to his neck. He then drew a large plus on a peice of scrap paper that was on his floor and a chakra sign on the back. He then taped that to his forehead."Time to go ask Kakashi how to transform into multiple things at once!"

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"Oh, that's easy. use the shadow repliction jutsu." answered Kakashi.

"I meant in one being!" Naruto explained.

"You use a fusion seal after having one of your clones transform into one thing and you into another thing."

"Okay, I think I get it."

"Why do you have so much paper on you?"

"It's a long story. Shadow Clone Jutsu!"Naruto peformed a hand seal and made 2 clones. One of them then transformed into Sasuke and the other Sakura."How do I fuse?"Asked the real Naruto

"Make a circle and try to transform into your normal self while turning off the replication jutsu."

Naruto did so, but something went wrong.

very

VERY

WRONG

"AAAAH! Why do I look like THIS! I was trying to have MY form of body, not a male combonation of Sasuke and Sakura!" Naruto had Sasuke's hair, slouching down like Sakura's, and a dark tint of pink, not flat pink or black, but dark pink. Naruto was only lucky he was still completly male and wearing his normal clothes. "I want to get out of this stupid fusion!"Screamed Naruto. He tried to go out of his form but to no avail. He ran off before Kakashi could tell him how to deactivate it.

"Sasuke!" Naruto was chasing the Uchiha.

"Who are you and what do want?" Sasuke replied darkly.

"I'm Naruto and I need your help!"

"Prove that your Naruto."

"I'm Naruto beause I have the kyuubi in me, now listen to my story!" Naruto's eyes turned into the kyubi's combined with sharingan beacuse of anger.

"Okay, you're Naruto, but why do you look like me with pinkish hair and the kyuubi's eyes? And a tail?" Sasuke asked in reply.

"Well I was thinking If I transfommed into a combonation of you, me, and Sakura, that I could do enough for other people to notice I exist. But I'm only lucky I'm still completly male." answered the now more comfotable Naruto "Something went wrong, like it must have been that I fused with my shadow clones instead of a real person or people." Naruto's eye's settled back into blue."Wait... I have a tail!" naruto looked at his tailbone, and there it was, a fox tail. No,wait... 9 tails!

"Yes you have a...err... 9 tails. But why me and Sakura?" asked Sasuke.

"Because you two had the only traits I was missing." answered Naruto.

"Sasuke, who is that?"Sakura walked up to the two boys

End of chapter 1.

Me:No there will not be any romance, so don't get your hopes up.

Naruto:Aww...

Me:Be lucky.

Sasuke:Why does he get to have a curse seal, sharingan, smarts, AND the kyuubi's power?

Me:If you did it, you'd be the ost part and would most likely become half female beause you hate Naruto more that Sakura.

Sakura:Hey!

Me:Sorry for the cliffhanger, everyone!

Now it's the end of the writing.