A/N I do not own any characters or songs used. Thank you for all the reviews and I think there will only be two or three more chapters. We'll see. Remember, it's just for giggles!
"Michael, as head of HR I really need to know if all this was planned," Toby asked. They were sitting in Michael's office, more uncomfortable than you could ever imagine.
"Well Toby, did it ever occur to you that maybe you were left out of something?"
Toby eyed the camera. "It's just, they all seem pretty freaked out about all this random stuff happening." He leaned over Michael's desk. "You didn't…slip them something…did you?"
Michael let out a mad huff before dismissing Toby.
"Hey, Jim. Do you mind if I sit over here with you guys?" Toby looked at Dwight and Pam. "It's sort of lonely off in that corner."
"You've got Kelly, don't you?" Jim asked, pretty much knowing the answer.
"I…try not to associate with her. Listen, what do you think about all this dancing?" Toby asked the trio.
"I believe it was staged by the government," Dwight whispered.
Pam came over from reception. "Sure…but why?"
"Pam, I'm only a police-"
"Volunteer police," Jim interrupted.
Dwight groaned. "-officer, and I unfortunately do not have that kind of government access."
"You have no government access to anything."
"Shut up, Jim. Please?" Dwight asked. "We could all be dying slowly by some kind of new government science experiment."
Toby, who had been looking down suddenly raised his head creepily. Fog began to poor out of nowhere, and blue and green disco lights began to shine throughout the room.
Toby ripped off his work clothes revealing a white lab coat.
Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme
Toby
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Pam
"Science rules"
Jim
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Kelly
"Inertia is a property of matter"
Dwight
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Everyone, while pumping their fists in the air towards Toby
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Dwight
"T-minus seven seconds"
Everyone does the moonwalk
Bill Nye, the Science Guy!
Everyone congratulated one another.
"Your first solo," Jim said proudly.
"Two words, Jim. Not much of a performance," Pam laughed.
"Very true words, though. Science rules very much."
Even thought it was nearly 5:30, nobody wanted to go home. Michael declared it a party, since everyone was getting hungry and nagging him for food. He ordered a couple pizzas and drinks, and even Toby let him put it on the corporate credit card.
Everyone was having a great time. Everyone but Jim, anyway. Roy and Pam were slow dancing to some music Michael had put on, and all he could do was stare. From the safety of the break room's door, that is.
Beauty And The Beast
Jim
Roy and Pam appear to be in a trance. Pam is now wearing a beautiful yellow gown, and Roy in some poofy blue suit. His hair it long and curled. He looks like a homo. They continue to slow dance as Jim sings and watches them.
Tale as old as time
Fake as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
Small to say the least
One's A Little Stupid
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast.
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise.
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong.
Jim suddenly screams "YOU'RE WRONG PAM!"
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast .
A tear rolls down Jim's cheek. He touched the glass and let it slide down as he gazed longingly.
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.
Kelly and Phyllis come up behind Jim and tap his shoulder. They give him a hug before saying how beautiful and tragic it was.
Jim only puts his hands in his pockets and frowns.