Author's note: Sorry for the long time between updates... I kinda got sidetracked and forgot about this site until now.
Disclaimer:Same as chapter 1.
Chapter 2,still day 1 - A bad personality breaks out:
"W-Well? H-who is that and wh-why does he l-look like you and wh-why is h-he wearing N-Na-Naru-t-to's clothe-e-s?"Sakura studdered out.
"He has nine tails, 3 marks each on his cheeks, and wears Naruto's clothes." Replied Sasuke
"I still don't get it..." Sakura stated.
"I'm Naruto!" Naruto's eyes became the sharingan/kyuubi combonation again.
"EEK! The kyuubi spirit was tansfered to Itachi and he came to kill us after trying to dye his hair pink and killing Naruto then taking his clothes after trying to use hair gel too look like Sasuke!" Sakura assumed bluntly. Sasuke and Naruto slapped their foreheads. And again. And again. And yet again. Now they stopped.
"My favorite food is ramen, I invented herim no jutsu and sexy no justu and not to say that I almost killed Haku but instead broke him out of his ice mirrors! Do you belive me now!" Naruto's eye's got darker.
"Yes, but why do you look like that?" asked Sakura.
"I only tried to fuse with my clones that transformed into you and Sasuke, but it came out wrong. And, NO I do NOT know the female anotomy except that it is different from that of a boy." Naruto gave a curt reply.
"He wanted other people to notice he existed. Again." said Sasuke.
"Has anybody seen my book?"Kakashi popped out of nowhere."I've lost it and can't seem to find it." Squad 7 sweat dropped. "Ah, well. I guess I'll have to write my own. Starting with what happened to Nauto..."Kakashi vanished.
"WAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT!"Naruto held his hand out to where Kakashi just was. "You didn't tell me how to deactivate this jutsu yet..." Naruto was depressed.
"KAKASHI, GET BACK HERE! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE SASUKE DEPRESSED BECAUSE I CAN TELL HE IS GOING TO BE DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF NARUTO BEING DEPRESSED!
"Sakura, is something wrong?" Sasuke asked.
"YOU BET! KAKASHI IS MAKING NARUTO DEPRESSED!" Sakura answered boldly.
"SAKURA'S GONE MAD!" Ino ran away after spying and screaming.
"Ino?" asked Sasuke.
"I didn't even understand who that guy is!"
"Yup, that's Ino." said Sasuke
"What just happened?" Naruto asked.
"What a drag. I have to go get her again." Shikumaru added from behind a bush.
"Why?" asked Choji from behind the same bush.
"STOP SPYING!" Sakura screamed.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The pair screamed from be hind the bush "RUN AWAAAAAAAAYYYYY!" and the bush then ran down a hill, through a tree, over a floor of tacs, and into the lake, before falling into a pit of lava. But Choji and Shikumaru were still next to squad 7.
"Why are y-"Sasuke got cut off.
"We were playing truth or dare with Ino, Lee, Tenten, and Neji. Lee's team dared us to find out what you were up to. We should have said truth." said Shikumaru.
"WHY WERE YOU PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE TO BEGIN WITH?" solded Sakura.
(In script form for added humor, not to go against the rules.)
Me: Thanks for reading! R&R! Whispers to Sasuke. You're the last one... The last one... Last one... Last... one... one... nnnnnnnnnn... next... last...
Sasuke: Why am I going to be the last to have something wierd happen to me?
Naruto: Be lucky your not me.
Sakura: STOP MAKING THEM ARGUE AND GET BACK TO WRITING!
Me: I am writing! I'm writing this!
Sakura: START WRITING OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON A RADIATOR... AGAIN!
Me: Okay, anything... just don't make me go to the place again!
Sakura: ANYthing..?
Me: Er- I'll get right back to the story! Anyway, to all the readers out there, please R&R!