Kelly had made Ryan promise he would eat lunch with her. He did not.

She was seated on one side of the room, he the other. All Kelly could do was stare daggers at him and hope her anger would overpower her urges to cry.

"Hey, Kelly. Can I sit with you?" Pam asked. She had already brought a chair over and began sitting down before she answered. Although she didn't like the idea of being closer than 10 feet away from Kelly at all times, she knew she needed a friend right about then.

"I can't believe he'd just ditch me like that. Does Roy ever do that kind of thing to you?" Kelly asked, her eyes glistening.

Pam thought for a moment. "All the time. But you have to give him another chance, Kel. He was singing the theme to The Super Mario Brothers Super Show. He was busy, that's all."

"But Pam!" Kelly cried, letting the tears flow. "This isn't the first time! He always chooses his friends over me! I bet they all sing theme songs together."

"I hope not…" she said, considering Jim was one of his friends and the whole idea sounded a little…

"I'm just…so hung up on him."

Hung Up

Kelly

Kelly snaps her fingers and she is suddenly wearing type ballet type body suit with leggings and ballet flats

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for you

Everyone is suddenly wearing roller-skates and the carpet has mysteriously becomes a flashing dance floor

Ring, ring, ring goes the telephone
The lights are on but there's no one home
Tick tick tock it's a quarter to two
And I'm done
I'm hanging up on you

Ryan tries to jump out the window, but Kelly stops him

I can't keep on waiting for you
I know that you're still hesitating
Don't cry for me
'Cause I'll find my way
You'll wake up one day
But it'll be too late

Michael sits in the background with a jealous look on his face.


At around 6:15, Jim and Pam sit together eating the rest of the pizza Michael had ordered.

"Ew, cold," Pam said, making a face.

Jim leaned over her desk. "It's better that way. You can just dive in."

Roy walked over and leaned on the desk next to Jim. "Ooo, pizza," he said delightedly before grabbing Pam's other slice. He folded it in half and was done in about 30 seconds.

"Now that's a dive…" Jim whispered.

"What's that, Halpert?" Roy asked, not being able to hear over his own eating.

"It's, uh…nothing," he said, before walking back to his desk. He sighed before a song filled his thoughts.

Archie Bunker Theme

Jim Halpert

A piano is lowered from the ceiling tiles

"So sad she's really getting played,

wish I had my own brigade,

or run him over with an escalade,

that'd be the day,

and maybe I could show her then,

he has the mind of someone right about ten,

wish I could rent the Terminator to off him and then,

I'd show her what real love was,

and promise her that it'd be great,

gee I hope I'm not too late,

that'd be the day!"