Disclaimer:Same as chapter 1.
Chapter 3: Concusions
"We were dared to."
"I"M GOING TO HURT YOU SO BADLY!" and Sakura hit Choji and Shikumaru in ttheir heads simountneously so hard that they flew 1 meter backwards from where they would have landed.
"You who are?" Asked Choji.
"Head my hurt does why?" asked Shikumaru.
"My god, they've lost ability to form rational sentances." Said Sasuke.
"Me hurt who?" Naruto couldn't help but laugh at Choji's sentance. It sounded like Choji hurt someone, instead of being hurt.
"?arukas tsif daeh tih yM" 'Said' Shikumaru.
"Now they're talking backwards, too!" Said Naruto. To which Sasue could only say
"I can only see an inevitable chain of events. I might try doing something, then Konohamoru, then Iuka, and so on for a while. Something more is BOUND to happen." to.
"heay deneppah tahw taht sI" Said Choji, to Shikumau.
POOF! Kakashi popped up. "Anything new? I need more material for my book." He asked.
"Other than these two getting minor concussions so thay can't speak poperly, because of Sakura getting mad at you for making Naruto upset, no."Said Sasuke.
"GoodyGoodyGumdrops!" Said kakashi as he-POOF! Wait... Did I just c- poofed a-ut mys-way t-elf o-o his hou-ff? Wha-se's pr-t is th-ivacy o-e world co-f preve-ming to!-rted stuff.- Okay-So -, I-he - will-can - never -write -do -his -that-book - again.
"KAKASHI!" Yelled Sakura into the souce of the smoke.
Over at Kakashi's house...
"I caused an inevitable chain of events, that I did. I know it will be funny to see Sas-ke, that kid." Kakashi sung to himself.
Back with Naruto...
"I'll find a way out of this. I know I will." Said Naruto, mostly to himself.
(see chapter 2's for why in script form)
Choji ?oturaN s'ihsakaK elots kooB
Sasuke: laughs Book stole Kakashi's Naruto? As if !
Naruto: I did not steal the book.
Shikumaru: Writing Kakashi is twisted reality us about?
Naruto: Yes, and how did you learn how to speak forward Again?
Choji: Don't we know.
Naruto: Laughs
Me: Wait a week to find out!
Sakura: HURRY UP!
Me: I'm going on vacation for a week to where there is no computer with internet! WOOOOOOOOOOO!