Okay, this came to me earlier when I was listening to Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra. I changed the words a bit, but most of the song is the same. 10Rose. The Doctor is sort of OOC.
Relaxing in the TARDIS was Rose's favorite thing to do. She had the Doctor, usually fiddling with the TARDIS and cursing in Gallifreyan, and the TARDIS radio. Usually, it played whatever the Doctor felt like listening to, which was punk rock (Rose knew he was a punk). But today, it was playing something different.
"Rose, is this one of your songs?" The Doctor asked, raising his eyebrows and Rose smiled. He had been thinking about that song, and the TARDIS psychic radio had picked up on it. She had been thinking about the Doctor, the Song, Mickey, and a karaoke bar.
"Yeah, actually. I like this song. Don't you?" Rose asked, flipping through her magazine. She was startled by the knocking on the TARDIS door. The radio quieted and the Doctor crossed over and opened it. Mickey was standing outside, dressed like he was going out somewhere.
"Hey Mickey!" Rose said, setting down her magazine and getting up. She hugged her ex boyfriend (she had finally broken up with him properly) and let him come inside the TARDIS.
"I was going out to a bar, I was wondering if either of you felt like coming with me?" He asked. Rose nearly burst out laughing. This was perfect. She wanted a drink anyways.
"I'm game. Come on, Doctor. It'll be fun." Rose said, and the Doctor appeared to consider it. She knew what he would say before he said it and rushed off to the wardrobe room to change.
She came out a moment later in a pair of black jeans that hugged her curves and a white tube top. She had simply brushed her hair back and applied some lipgloss while the Doctor changed his clothes (due to Rose's orders) and came back in blue jeans and a green t-shirt that read 'an awkward morning beats a boring night'. The shirt would've made Jack proud.
"Ready to go?" Rose asked, linking her arm through the Doctor's and following Mickey out of the TARDIS.
Sure enough, the bar Mickey wanted to go to was a karaoke bar. Rose made plans to get the Doctor onstage and singing Scotty Doesn't Know. Except she was going to make a few changes to the lyrics, just to piss Mickey off. She was in a mood, and she wanted to do it.
After the Doctor had had a few drinks, Rose had the Doctor get up on stage. When he didn't pick a song, she picked for him, changing the lyrics just a little bit. The Doctor took one look at the new lyrics and grinned. He was going to enjoy the look on Mickey's face just as much as Rose.
He picked up the microphone and began singing.
Mickey doesn't know,
That Rosie and me,
Do it in the TARDIS every Sunday.
She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...
Mickey doens't know, oh.
Mickey doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Mickey!
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL MICKEY!
Rosie says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.
Cuz Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know.
So don't tell Mickey.
Mickey doesn't knoooooow...
DON'T TELL MICKEY!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Rosie's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Don't tell Mickey.
Cuz Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't knoooooow...
SO DON'T TELL MICKEY!
We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't knoooooow...
The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know.
I did her on his birthday.
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Mickey doesn't know,
Don't tell Mickey.
Mickey doesn't knoooooow...
Mickey will know,
Mickey has to know,
Mickey 's gotta know,
Gonna tell Mickey,
Gonna tell him myself.
Mickey has to know,
Mickey has to know,
Mickey has to,
Mickey has to,
Mickey has to go!
Mickey doesn't know,
(Don't tell Mickey)
Mickey doesn't know,
(Don't tell Mickey)
Mickey doesn't know...
Mickey 's gotta go!
Rose had a wicked grin on her face as she watched Mickey grow even more infuriated. He would think the Doctor changed the lyrics, and that was perfect. About time Mickey got told off properly by the Doctor.
As the Doctor got off stage to cheers and applause, he handed the Microphone to Rose, grinning. Mickey was making his way towards them, and just as he was a few steps from them, the Doctor pulled Rose to him and crushed her lips in a fiery, passionate kiss. Mickey stopped abrubtly, watching Rose and the Doctor play tonsil hockey, shocked.
"Your up next, Rose Tyler" The Doctor said, pulling away.
Okay, I might write other chapters, depending on what you think.