Okay, in this chapter:Jack's song, more drinks, giggles, and Sarah-Jane. I hoped you liked it, and there will be drinking games!

Jack drank two more glasses of the Rev, one purple, one green, before he felt like he was inebriated enough to get on stage. He wouldn't let either of them pick the song, and instead picked the song that he knew the Doctor and Rose would enjoy. Oh how he loved this song. And truth be told, the things in the song actually happened with him.

I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in

Jack had the typical Harkness smile as he left stage. Rose noticed that women were making their way up to him. He was getting lucky tonight. Typical Jack Harkness.

"Well, Rose, what's next? Do you feel like going another round?" The Doctor asked, and Rose was considering it when his next target walked in the bar-Sarah-Jane Smith.

Rose followed his line of sight and found his target. She didn't seem like the bar type, what was she doing in here? Before Rose could open her mouth, Sarah-Jane spotted them and came over to their spot at the bar.

"Doctor? I didn't expect to find the two of you in here. You never were the domestic type, Doctor, what changed?" Sarah-Jane asked, and the Doctor shrugged, ordering an electric green drink in a shot glass that was smoking slightly. It looked toxic, but the Doctor tossed the shot back without grimacing.

"Ah, I've missed those. Oh, 'ello, Sarah-Jane. Nothing changed, I felt like coming out here for a bit, have a few drinks, spend time with Rose. I could ask you the same. Another round." The Doctor said, and Sarah-Jane sat down next to the Doctor taking the drink he had ordered. It was tequila this time, something Sarah-Jane could start with. She drank it and set the glass down.

"Horrible week. I need a drink." She said, and looked around. She found Rose sitting farther down the bar with an attractive young man, playing a drinking game of some sorts.

"Oh, that's Captain Jack Harkness. 51st century time agent, watch out for him. He thinks he's God's gift to women." The Doctor said, giggling. The alcohol was starting to get to him. That, and he was trying to decide what song he wanted Sarah-Jane to sing, if he could get her to sing at all. Even when drunk, she was aware of herself. She could hold her alcohol well. Sarah-Jane knew the Doctor would have to get back to the TARDIS here soon, or he'd do something stupid.

"Alright, Doctor, one more round and I'm taking you back to the TARDIS. I'm going to get Rose." Sarah-Jane watched the Doctor start to sulk like a child. That was new, she thought as she stood and walked over to Rose, who was giggling uncontrollably while being supported by Jack.

"Sarah-Jane! Good to see you! Care to join us?" Rose slurred, and Sarah-Jane sighed. Jack appeared to have control of himself, and she also noticed he was looking her up and down. I think I'm a little old for you, she thought, pulling Rose up.

"I'm taking you three back to the TARDIS where you can drink yourselves silly, but not do something that will get the Doctor stuck under a microscope. You too, Captain. And stop looking at me like that. I'm probably old enough to be your mother." She pulled Jack off of his seat, and watched the Doctor pay for their drinks. She pulled him along, fishing the TARDIS key out of Rose's jacket pocket, because she wasn't sticking her hand down the Doctor's pocket for the sonic screwdriver.

"Can we play I Have Never once we get back?" Jack asked, helping Sarah-Jane hold the Doctor steady.

"If you want. I've had the drink I wanted, I'm going home." She looked at the three faces giving her the puppy dog look, and gave in. She'd play. It couldn't hurt, could it?