Blitzo and the crew drove in the van through the streets of Imp City. Geryon was sound asleep in the middle seat in the back with Moxxie and Millie behind Blitzo and Loona. Blitzo was singing along with a song on the radio while Loona looked annoyed. The van then drove into the crowded parking lot. A pink car pulls up into the open parking spot the van was going to take. Blitzo slams the brakes and skids the van to a stop. Geryon's face hits the back of Loona's seat which woke him up from his morning ride nap. He shook his head and looked out of the window to see the pink car in the parking spot. Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells, "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" The passenger steps out of her car with high heels. He then lowered the megaphone, all shocked. "Oh, shit! Verosika!" Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum and then pops it.
"Blitzo," Verosika said. Geryon places his hand on his pistol in his holster in case anything goes wrong while Blitzo jumps out of the window of his van.
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is three rings DOWN!"
"And I should've known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts!"
"Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelze Juice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell." Verosika flips her hair dramatically.
"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika takes a sip out of her flask. "So, your sister says hi." Geryon opened the door on his side of the van angrily and followed next to Blitzo as he walked up to Verosika.
"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika points down to her name written over the company name in purple spray paint.
"You just put that there!" Geryon said angrily. "You still haven't told us why you are here."
"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during Spring Break."
"A WEEK?!" Geryon and Blitzo said in unison.
"No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fucking week!" Blitzo said as Geryon pounded his fist into his hand as a threat to Verosika. She removes her sunglasses and puts it away into her fur coat pocket.
"Aww, are you guys mad?" Verosika said. "You gonna run off, Blitzo, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Geryon's eyes widened. He then facepalmed as Blitzo stomped his foot.
"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Verosika walks past Blitzo and Geryon while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van while the two follow Verosika. "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..." Blitzo and Geryon heard growling coming from the towering muscular hellhound that was following Verosika.
"You'll what?" the hellhound asked.
"I'll, uh, I'll have Geryon take on one of you!" Geryon shook his head before getting into a boxing stance in front of the hellhound.
"Put 'em up!" Geryon said. "Put 'em up! I can take you on, big guy! I'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back! I'll fight you standing on one foot! Maybe with my eyes closed!" The hellhound and Verosika laughed at both Blitzo and Geryon.
"Anyway, meet my new hellhound, Vortex," Verosika said. "Unlike you, Blitzo, he actually does his job well. And you, owl boy, go home! You make yourself look like a weakling. Vortex could almost break you like a twig if I wanted him to." Verosika and Vortex walked into the building. "Ta-ta, fuck stain." Geryon looked down in defeat at what Verosika said about him. Blitzo placed his hand on his shoulder to cheer him up.
"Don't let her get to you, Geryon," Blitzo said. "I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." Loona the van door open and steps out.
"You know Verosika Mayday?!"
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated."
"Was it before or after she became a popstar?" Millie asked.
"You dated a popstar?" Moxie asked.
"Okay, why are all of you except Geryon here acting like it's a shock?" Blitzo asked, annoyed.
"Hello, it's Verosika Mayday?" Loona said.
"It's you?" Millie added.
"Is she blind?" Moxie asked. "Suffering minor brain damage?" Geryon facepalms at the stupid questions Moxxie asked.
"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be," Blitzo reassures. "I don't pry into your personal lives."
"You do that all the time, sir!"
"Come on, you kind of do that," Millie said.
"You totally do that," Loona said. Millie then grins evilly in thought.
"What was sex with her like?" Moxxie was taken aback.
"Millie!" Moxie shouted.
"What? It's a popstar! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." Moxxie wanted to scold Millie, but changed his mind.
"Touche."
"Okay, look, let's just drop it!" Blitzo said as he tossed the keys to the van towards Millie. "Millie, find a temporary parking spot for that truck." Millie went to the driver's seat. "Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Geryon, let's go handle this shit."
Geryon stood a distance away in the elevator after thinking about what Verosika said to him. Loona had a look of concern and then looked back at the elevator door before it opened. Geryon dashed ahead and entered the I.M.P office room alone. "What's with him, Blitz?" Loona asked.
"Verosika probably upset him or something," Blitzo explained. Geryon was carrying a stack of papers to Blitzo's office while a commotion was going on outside. He ignored it as he placed the papers on Blitzo's desk before stepping out to sit on the couch with his face planted on his hands. The doors then slammed open as he looked up to see Blitzo with anger in his eyes. "Meeting room! Now!"
As Blitzo goes over the plan to win the bet to everyone in the meeting room, Geryon was on his phone trying to think about a plan of his own. His mind then hatched an idea and then made him grin. He waited for an opportunity to speak up. "Does anyone have any questions?" Blitzo asked.
"Uh, yeah," Moxxie said with his hand raised, then lowered it. "Why was that nonsense?" Blitzo walks up to Moxxie.
"That wasn't a question."
"That wasn't a plan." Blitzo then wraps his hand around Moxxie.
"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs." Geryon quietly chuckled to himself.
"A what now?"
"I'm calling you slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!"
"Well, why don't you take an art class?"
"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!" Loona then decided to cut in.
"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked.
"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"
"It's true," Geryon whispered to himself.
"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."
"Wait, say that again."
"I can...blend in?"
"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked.
"Yeah. Along with Geryon. Don't you?" The imps nervously looked at each other. "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time...without human disguises?!" Blitzo then tried to ponder a new plan to win the bet with this new discovery.
"Well fuck," Blitzo said. "I got nothing."
"Think of something," Geryon said quietly.
"Did you say something, Geryon?"
"Think of something."
"Is this the first time we ever hear Geryon talk in a meeting or something?" Moxxie asked. Geryon slammed his hands on the table as he stood up.
"Think of something, Blitz! I thought you were a genius!" Blitzo scratched his head as Geryon slowly walked around the table. Blitzo then snapped his fingers.
"Okay!" Blitzo said. "New plan!" He then grabs another piece of paper and starts to draw out the plan. "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"
"Flawless logic," Millie said.
"Of course that I have plans of my own between me and Verosika," Geryon said as he stopped at the other side of the table.
"Yeah?" Loona said. "And what's that?"
Geryon
Think about it, everyone
Think all day long
That's right!
We can do it
Think about it, everyone
Think all day long
Geryon chuckled evilly.
Cause if you figure it out
We are sure to be victorious
"If this is about what Verosika said, I'm sure she didn't mean it," Millie said.
"Let's hear him out," Blitzo reassured. "He'll probably make it worth it for once."
"Trust me," Geryon added. "You'll love it. I think it is time to embarrass her on stage while you do your thing."
"Look, if you are thinking about sharing some dark secret about her, it won't work on her," Loona said. Geryon then jumps on the table and looks at Loona in the eyes up close.
"Does this face look like I care, punk? If I can talk, kill, and move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?" Loona then had a nervous look.
"Like what?"
"Like deliver a message, girl! Let's see you get everything your deep dark heart desires!" Geryon pushes Loona back in her chair.
Would you like a sports car?
Or meet Michael Crawford?
How about winning a gladiator match?
When we win it
"With your dad's approval that is," Geryon said, chuckling as he jumped off the table in front of Loona.
How'd ya like to have a role in my plan?
Going to embarrass a popstar
I'm the man that can make it happen
We gotta win it
Geryon walked behind Loona's chair and then massaged her shoulders which made her blush and wag her tail a little.
Hey, I'm a genie
I'm a friend
The boy you saved in the streets
Take a chance, just think and
Decide on what you want
Look deep in your heart
Lure people out
And let the imps move on the kill!
Geryon stopped massaging Loona's shoulders and quickly walked around the table.
Come on, Loona
Don't be a jerk a lot
Trust me and you will maybe
Rival other ladies
Show a little initiative, girl
Work up some guts
So we can win it
Loona got up from her chair and got angry at Geryon at first. She then thought about it for a moment.
Loona
I don't know
"Come on, girl," Geryon said.
I don't know
"What's with her, Blitz?" Geryon asked. Blitzo shrugged.
I had no
No friends
Other plans
Should I go and perform
Seduction skills?
Geryon chuckled as Loona just revealed the plan Blitzo already had revealed to everyone in the room. "You didn't have nothing since I came into your life," Geryon explained. "So, what will it be, Loona? Money? Boys? One particular boy. What about that big hellhound you bumped into?" Loona blushed at the thought.
"Absolutely not!" Blitzo said until Geryon shuts him up with a hit on the head.
"Think about it. There must be something you can think of real quiet like. And win this fight!" Geryon slammed his hands on the table then walked around the table to stand in between Moxxie and Millie who were still in their chairs.
Geryon
Think about a home of your own
With your favorite wallpaper
A little make up on you before we go
And we will win it
Loona
Gee, I would wonder who he is
Hanging out like how people should
Making the other girls jealous
Geryon
So win it
If you wanna be profound
If you really wanna boyfriend
Take a breath and step up
Sometimes people deserve to die
Millie stood up from her chair and said, "Wait a minute! That's not a nice thing to say even if they were humans as well."
"But it is our job, isn't it?" Geryon asked.
"He's right," Moxxie reassured. "But I think Blitz is missing the logic here. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"
"I think that Blitz has that part covered, right boss?" Blitzo got up off the ground rubbing his head.
"He is correct," Blitzo said. "I have that covered." He then left the meeting room with Moxxie and Millie leaving Loona and Geryon alone in the room. Geryon looked at Loona who was nervous about something.
"You think that he would like me?" Loona asked.
"Just be yourself if you see that hellhound," Geryon said. "I'll be around as my plan takes shape. With less people as the audience that is because you guys are killing people."
"How are you going to embarrass Verosika anyways?"
"Turn off the music and perhaps sing a song of my own to all of Hell. With your help of course. Use your phone to record it all when I signal to start by text." Loona quickly hugs Geryon and then breaks it with a look of confidence. The two then stood on the table and danced like they were at a party.
Geryon and Loona
If you want some payback
It isn't easy to give
No, no, no
Stop and think it over pal
Everyone sure does look like shark food to me
Everyone sure does look like shark food to me
Everyone sure does look like shark food to me
Loona
She's so nasty and mean to Blitz
Geryon
Yeah, blabbing at him like she's in charge
Loona
We need blood to win this bet
Geryon
Until it's time for me to take the stage
Geryon and Loona
We need blood to win this bet
Geryon jumps off the table and offers his hand to help Loona down. "So let's do this shit!" Geryon said with a grin as Loona growled next to him.
People in the living world were walking around on the sandy beach while Blitzo and the others hid under the dock behind coral covered rocks. "Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright?" Blitzo said. "And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off them. Geryon, go do your thing while we are at it. You got the list, Loonie?" Loona looked at the list in her hands really quickly and then sniffed it.
"Got it," Loona replied before she stepped out and transformed into a human. The imps except for Geryon stare in shock.
"Oh, Loonie, look at you."
"If you say what I think you are gonna say to her, I swear," Geryon said.
"You look...downright awful!" Geryon bonks Blitzo on the head.
"Not as good as mine." Geryon stepped out and turned into a human as well. His face had a mustache over his lip. He played with his mustache and grinned. He turned to see Loona looking at him in awe. She then shook her head and cleared her throat.
"I am so proud. Now, fetch!" Geryon broke off from the group as he made his way around the crowd to the stage that was being setup.
Geryon hung out backstage in disguise as a janitor. He got a text from Blitzo that he and the others have killed nine people so far. He then heard Verosika's voice from the speakers. "Alright, Spring Breakers!" her voice announced. "Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHING BAD CHOICES?!" The audience then cheers really loud as Verosika takes the stage. "This is your final boarding call! All aboard! This song is dedicated to someone I really hate!" Music then started to play in speakers. When she poses, the words 'Fuck You Blitzo' appeared on screen as she began to sing.
Verosika
You're a traitor, Blitzo
You really are a thorn
Blitzo who was in the crowd growled at the song dedicated to him while Geryon peeked behind the curtain on stage.
You're always obsessed with horses
Maybe charming as a dragon, Blitzo
You're a rotten onion with no layers at all
Geryon thought that it was getting offensive towards Blitzo and went to a changing room to get out of the janitor outfit.
Just face the truth, you're a freak, Blitzo, yes, you are
You have no heart at all
Your brain is full of rocks
You've got no regrets at all, Blitzo
I wouldn't touch you with a six and a half foot pole
Geryon got out of the changing room with his original outfit and peeked through the curtain to see less people in the crowd. Behind them, Loona was having a conversation with a tall muscular human guarding the stage who looked a lot like Vortex. He then turned his attention to Verosika who was still singing, but holding her flask at the same time. Seeing it then gave Geryon an idea on how else to embarrass her further and win the bet at the same time.
You know if you ask who is the fairest of them all
There's no denying it
A random fan runs towards Verosika during her high note and Geryon decides to shoot the guy off the stage with his silencer pistol just to do Vortex's job for him. The fan then fell off the stage backwards dead. Verosika did not notice and took a sip out her flask then continued. Geryon then made his way to the DJ who was playing the instrumental of the song.
You're a vicious one, Blitzo
You have spiders in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick bird, Blitzo
Given the choice between you
I'd take the seasick bird
Geryon snuck up behind the DJ and knocked him out. He then pulled the plug to stop the music. The crowd then got confused and wondered what was going on. Loona's conversation was interrupted when she got a text from Geryon to get her phone ready to record. She then went to her camera app on her phone and waited for Geryon to take the stage. Geryon took the stage as Verosika heard his footsteps. "Nice human form, kid," she complimented. "I am guessing you were the one who stopped the music?"
"You bet," Geryon said. "All part of the plan I came up with."
"Coming up here to interrupt and ruin everything?"
"Not really." Geryon eyed Loona in the crowd who was recording with her phone. "I think that it is time that all of Hell knows that I am alive. Heck, maybe get famous in the process." He then snapped his fingers as music then started to play in the speakers and grabbed the microphone off the ground.
"If you think that you can just come up here and ruin Spring Break for them, you have another thing coming." Geryon only laughed really loud at Verosika. "Now, I am only going to ask you once. Get the fuck off my stage!" He then turned to face the popstar. Blitzo noticed Geryon on stage and decided to kick back in the crowd and see how this turns out.
"That's rich coming from someone who called me a twig."
"Did you hear me, bastard?!" Verosika was about to raise her fist to strike, but was stopped when Geryon grabbed her fist.
Geryon
Better wait a minute
You better hold that thought
Better mind your manners
And change that fucking tone
Geryon then shoved Verosika down to the ground as a counter.
Don't you threaten me, Verosika
You've got some nerve
We're gonna do things my way
Because it is my show now
Geryon takes out two orange grenades he makes in Hell and presses the big button as it lights up making beeping sounds. He turned around towards the back stage and rolled both of the grenades. He turned around and both of the grenades exploded causing the stage to surround Geryon with smoke. Verosika slowly got up and took a step back as Geryon began to tap his foot to the beat.
You don't know who you're messing with
You have no idea
You don't know who you're looking at
Because I look real
You don't know who you're up against
No, no way, no how
You don't know who you're messing with
I'll tell you all who I am
"You go, Geryon!" Blitzo shouted from the crowd.
Straight to the point
I am Geryon, the orphaned boy and I'm back
Verosika's eyes widened in realization as she heard the rumors about Geryon years ago.
I am Geryon, the orphaned boy
And it looks like you've been deceived
I am Geryon, the orphaned boy
Verosika wanted to approach, but Geryon turned to march towards Verosika with his finger pointed towards her face making her step back from him.
So get off my back and get off my face
Cause I'm mean and fluffy and I am back
Geryon then heard the crowd cheering to his song while Loona was still recording with her phone. He then jumped back as he drew his pistol and twirled it. He then aimed it at Verosika which made her start to run for her life.
Better run and hide, girl
Better save yourself
If you wanna see tomorrow
Then step aside
And take a hint, girl
If you want my advice
You need to take it easy
And let things go between you and him
Verosika peeked her head out of hiding before Geryon could fire a warning shot with his pistol before he holstered it.
You don't know who you are dealing with
No, you never did
You don't know what you are seeing
Well, tough luck, Verosika
The tiger won't sleep tonight
Since you pulled his tail, he roars
You say 'It's not fair' and say 'It's not nice'
You know what I say?
Fuck you!
Verosika came out of hiding seeing that Geryon is not on the stage anymore. She looked around without knowing that he was behind her the whole time. He bumped into him as she took a step back. She turned as she backed away in fear.
Listen now
I am Geryon, the orphaned boy and I'm back
I am Geryon, the orphaned boy not hiding
And you started this conflict
I am Geryon, the orphaned boy
Gonna ruin your hopes
Gonna rock this party
Cause I'm mean and fluffy and I am back
Geryon then stood in front of the crowd on stage with his arms crossed and tapping his foot to the beat.
Don't talk to me about old Darth Maul
You think he's a show off, well, you're thinking wrong
Don't talk to me about Kylo Ren
He got a temper, ha! Not like mine
The crowd then started to clap to the beat as Geryon did the same.
You know I don't come from no sewer
I'm from a dark forest and in a tree
You can keep the werewolf, keep the bigfoot
Keep the boogeyman, they don't mean shit to me
Verosika went into her pocket to look for her flask. She didn't feel it in her pocket then looked at Geryon to see that he was holding it the whole time in the air. "He wouldn't dare," Verosika said quietly.
I got sharp talons, killer instinct, nasty thorns, and I'm using them
You better move along
A bets a bet
You catch my drift?
I am going to change your life
Geryon tosses the flask in the air and draws his pistol to shoot it to pieces. Blitzo stood up as he clapped for Geryon. Verosika got on her knees in defeat. Colorful lights went off like a disco party as Geryon holstered his pistol then began to dance.
I'm mean and fluffy
I'm mean and fluffy
I'm mean and fluffy
And I. Am. Back!
Geryon jumped off the stage and ran towards Blitzo to give him a high five when the song ended. "Did you get all that, Loona?" Geryon asked. Loona gave him a thumbs up before continuing talking to Vortex. Verosika and her posse arrived to see Blitzo and the others.
"You think that you can get away with humiliating me like that, bird brain?" Verosika asked. "At least three of the nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being disguises." Moxxie faceplants in the sand and then looks up towards Verosika.
"A human called me a possum," Moxie reassured while feeling drunk. "I am not a possum!"
"Although, you Geryon handled yourself perfectly. Better than my performance." Verosika smiled a little.
"Does this mean that I.M.P can have that parking spot back?" Geryon asked. Verosika sighed.
"A deal is a deal."
"YEAH!" Blitzo cheered as Geryon shook Verosika's hand.
"You know, I could use a singer like you if I ever need backup."
"A kind offer, but that I will have to think over," Geryon said. "I suppose I owe you for that flask of yours?"
"No. It's fine. I'll just get another one." Geryon tilted his head in confusion. "Come on, let's get out of here. TEX!" Millie approached Geryon while carrying Moxxie.
"That was good singing, Geryon," Millie said. "Heck, that was even better than Moxxie's in my opinion, but Moxxie still is number one in my book." Geryon shrugged at the compliment as Millie and Moxxie entered the opened portal on the ground. He noticed Loona feeling down and patted her on the back in an attempt to cheer her up before entering the portal together.