Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I'm not making any money, blah, blah, blah.

Summary: Harry Potter is naturally good at everything, bloody hot, and in a rivalry against Draco Malfoy for the "appointment" of Hoggwarts sex god. Harry decides to start a little business to help him with his race. He already has sex with tons of people, why not make it more public? What happens when Harry finds someone who manages to woo his heart, and not just his body? Will he be able to cut down to being with just one person?

Warning: CONTAINS HIGH SEXUAL CONTENT-YOU ARE WARNED. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF THING. SOME LANGUAGE BUT NOT TOO MUCH. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY STORY TELL ME AND NOT FANFICTION, THANKS MUCH!

Thanks for your reviews, guys! I'm really glad you like it… are there any certain pairings you'd like to see happen? And yes, this eventually will be Hermione/ Harry but not right away- several chapters at least.

"Harry, Harry get up!" Ron yelled as he shook Harry awake.

"Wiengisldihg," Harry mumbled in reply.

"Harry, the fliers are here! It's bloody brilliant. Get up; make yourself beautiful, you're going to be a busy man. Are you ready to be the sex god of Hogwarts?"

Harry got up, still mumbling to himself and headed to the bathrooms to get ready.

"Harry, nice fliers you've got. I could use some advice if you have time…" Neville said.

"Yeah, sure, can we talk while I get ready?"

"Okay," Neville said, following Harry to the urinals. "Listen, there's this girl, and I really like her, but I think she might be a little out of my league. I don't know what to do…should I approach her or should I try and forget about it? Whaddya think?"

"Names, Neville. It all depends on the name," Harry replied, heading towards the showers.

"Ginny," Neville said, a blush creeping into his checks.

"Woah…you better not let Ron hear you talking like that!"

"Yeah… I guess I just thought- she was so nice to me in herbology, we were partners! It just seemed like we would be so good together, I really like her, you know."

"Neville, girls like Ginny, they deserve the best. They deserve the romantic, the amazing lover, the best friend, the brother, the protector, the best. Can you give her that?"

"I… I don't know."

"Sure you can, you just have to know how," Harry explained while getting into the shower. "But before you can be her lover and the heartless romantic, you have to start by being her best friend. The one she comes to when she needs advice or a shoulder to cry on. Before it can be about love, it has to be about friendship. Make sure you open up to her and are kind and yourself. Don't be fake- she'll be able to tell."

"Okay. Be friends. I can do that. How do I do that? How do I know if she'll ever like me?"

"Time will tell. It might take awhile, she has to learn to trust you, and you have to be sure to be outgoing." Harry got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around himself. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go get ready."

"Yeah. Thanks, Harry."

"Anytime. Start with being friends, and we can talk some more later, okay?"

"You bet."

Harry started with cologne, some hair gel, and a shirt which showed off his amazing muscles and pants which fell nicely around his beautiful ass. Looking in the mirror he thought to himself, damn I look fine!

When he and Ron reached the great hall there were whispers, pointing, and suggestive looks shot at Harry from all the houses.

"Malfoy looks pleased," Ron commented.

"Harry, c'mere! You've got tons of mail… I took the letters from the owls and told them you'd owl back later," Hermione said, handing him a stack of letters.

"Holy shit, this worked out better than we planned, eh mate?" Ron said dodging several more oncoming owls.

Harry nodded and quickly ate breakfast and then gathered the letters. "I'm gonna go read these… 'Mione, will you bring the rest for me?"

"Yeah, sure. But be sure to leave some time for your homework!"

Harry quickly opened the envelopes.

Harry,

My lover says I'm bad and he will break up with me if I don't improve, I need some serious help…Ernie says I'm no good and that I'm not worthy of him. Teach me how to pleasure him?

Patti P.

Harry,

I know this might be awkward because I'm your friend's little sister, but I'm pretty sure you don't think of me that way… I seem to remember otherwise, actually. But I really need some advice, but I won't write about what in the letter in case Ron reads it, please help me!

Gin

Potter!

You fucking bastard! Don't even think this will help your reputation, I know it's just a ploy because you can't get people into your bed all by yourself! How cute. I'm going to kill you! Even better, I'm telling Snape, he'll make sure your precious Dumbledore finds out, too.

-The Slytherin Sex God of Hogwarts

Idoit.

Harry,

Well, your books certainly were quite conspicuous, but quite helpful. I see how you became such a good lover- where did you get those books from anyway? Listen, I need help with my little problem, can we get together again tonight?

-Lav.

Harry Potter,

I think my boyfriend is infected with pottiwinks, how can I tell for sure?

From,

Luna

Harry,

This must be secret because I'm in Slytherin, but even more importantly because I'm involved with Malfoy. He's recently been hitting on me and I think he wants to bed me, but I'm a virgin and I don't want my first time to be with him. Can you teach me how to be a fucking amazing lover before tomorrow?

Please reply ASAP!

-Sheila, Slytherin

Harry-

Nice idea with your fliers, it's going to be great for me! The problem is, I'm gay and I don't know of anyone else who is. I need someone to fuck, ASAP! It's been so long. You do help boys too, right?

-Frankie, Hufflepuff

Harry-

I don't need sex, just advice. Can you tell me the right way to pleasure a girl? My girlfriend and I are thinking of getting intimate but I don't want to do it wrong and scare her away.

-Michael, Ravenclaw

This was just the beginning of the stack, but classes started soon, everyone else would just have to wait until later. Harry quickly scribbled responses and times that they would meet, gave them to Hedwig, and headed to class.

A/N: I know not a lot happened this chapter, but it sets the scene for that night which, I promise you, will be quite action packed. Anyway, please leave a review. Any pairings or ideas you want to see happen? I'd be more than likely to oblige.