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Summary: Harry Potter is naturally good at everything, bloody hot, and in a rivalry against Draco Malfoy for the "appointment" of Hoggwarts sex god. Harry decides to start a little business to help him with his race. He already has sex with tons of people, why not make it more public? What happens when Harry finds someone who manages to woo his heart, and not just his body? Will he be able to cut down to being with just one person?

Warning: CONTAINS HIGH SEXUAL CONTENT-YOU ARE WARNED. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF THING. SOME LANGUAGE BUT NOT TOO MUCH. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY STORY TELL ME AND NOT FANFICTION, THANKS MUCH!

To my reviewers: thanks a ton! I'm so glad that you guys like it… this chapter will have a lot more 'action' in it to those of you who are asking for it. And yes, it will eventually be a Harry/Hermione fic, but it'll take a little while. Anyway, please PLEASE leave a review! Any specific pairings you'd like to see happen?

After supper, Harry quickly headed up to his dorm to freshen up and quickly head up to the Room of Requirement where he had decided to hold his first meeting. He'd decided to help Lavender first, and after that he scheduled someone who would give him a little more pleasure-with Lavender's problem and all.

When Harry reached the room of requirement, Lavender was leaned against the wall waiting for him.

He grinned. "You enjoyed my books, then?"

"A little too much actually," Lavender blushed. "I got a little excited reading them, I finished one of them before I came today, so it's a good thing we set this up. Let's hurry, I'm really starting to throb."

"Okay. I need a private place to pleasure Lavender." A door quickly appeared and Harry ushered Lavender inside.

Harry pulled Lavender onto the bed and quickly pulled off her top. "Have you talked to Dean," Harry asked while massaging her breasts. They quickly became hard and Harry quickly kissed and nipped at them.

Lavender replied between moans, "No.. I've been too nervous, oh, OOH, I wanted to… mmmm, too get my problem taken, UHhh, Oh Harry! Taken care of first. MMMM!"

Harry nodded, and focused his attention on removing Lavender's skin-tight pants. He pulled them down and slid his fingers under her thong and inserted a finger into her already hot and juicy vagina. She moaned in response, and Harry, taking this as a good sign, pulled her thong down all of the way and stuck in more fingers. It took less than half the time as normal for Lavender to climax violently over Harry's fingers.

"OOhh, Harry, you were so good! Mmmm, that ooh, that felt soo good."

Harry nodded, and began pulling Lavender's clothes back on. He summoned some drinks and small snacks. "Care for a butter beer or something? I could certainly use one." Harry grabbed one and took a small sip, savoring the burning sensation going down his throat.

"Yeah… Harry, do you want me to give you a hand?" (no pun intended.)

"No. I'm saving myself, I've got some other appointments tonight, too." Harry offered her a small smile. "Was it any more normal this time? Or how are you doing with you problem?"

"No real headway. I've only got two times down from twenty… god, this is going to be such a pain! I'm going to have to stay away from all activity this month… what is going to happen to my reputation!"

"Maybe you could say you were doing it for Dean or something… that way you could work on winning him back or whatever and still save your reputation."

"But what if something happened with him and we wanted to, you know! Then what would I do?"

"Tell him the truth. If you really trust him then you can tell him anything! He'll understand."

"I don't know, Harry…"

"Then maybe you don't like him as much as you think- think it over for a bit, alright?"

"Yeah, okay," Lavender replied.

"So do you want to meet the same time tomorrow?" Harry asked, making note in his planner.

"Yeah, great. Thanks again, Harry."

"Sure, see you later." Harry quickly cleaned up the room and summoned some new refreshments and snacks. Patti would be here soon.

"Harry?" a voice called.

"Oh, hi Patti. How are you doing?"

"Okay." She is obviously very nervous.

"Patti, it's okay to ask for help, you know. You don't have to be so scared of me- it's just me, Harry!"

"I- I'm sorry, I just… You're so, so, so good at this kind of thing and I don't want you to laugh at me or something!"

"Patti! I would never do that, I'm just gonna help you. So anyway, how far have you gone with Dean? What do you want help with? What does he say you're bad at?"

Patti blushed, "This is so personal!" But from a stern look from Harry, she continued. "We've never had sex, but he really wants to, I'm just so nervous, though! I don't know how, and I don't know how to… how to properly give a blow job!"

"Okay… well it's a little different with each person, because all men get pleasure from a little bit different places. But as long as you act like you know what you are doing and as long as you kiss, lick, and caress, it should be fine. You want to have the entire length surrounded if possible- part by your mouth and the rest by hand. It's probably better if I show you and you try, okay? It'll be easier to learn that way."

"Oh.. okay, I guess."

Harry took Patti's hand and pulled her off of her chair and towards the bed. "Why don't you get me undressed, Patti?"

"I- I'm not sure I know how! What if I do something wrong."

"It's okay, you won't. But I'll guide you, okay. And we'll assume that you are kissing at this time," Harry said, capturing her in a seductive kiss. At first, Patti froze, unsure what to do, but Harry broke the kiss as whispered, "Move with me, put your arms around me, and lean in. Just move with the rhythm of the kiss- I'm sure Dean will lead." He then resumed the kiss and pried her lips open with his tongue.

Patti soon got the hang of kissing and Harry broke the kiss once again to whisper to Patti, "I'll go first." He moved his hands down to her tummy and up her shirt onto her full breasts. He squeezed them together and pulled up her shirt and bra with his teeth. He pleasured her breasts and pulled down her pants, leaving her only in her underwear. "Now it's your turn," Harry whispered into her ear.

Patti looked at him blankly, unsure what to do.

"Start with my neck, place kisses around until you find the spot where you get the most reaction, then pull of the shirt and make a trail of kisses from the spot on the neck down to my waistband," Harry explained. Patti unsurely placed kisses around Harry's collar bone until she found his pulse point and got a particularly loud moan from Harry. "That's it," he complimented. "Keep going."

Patti pulled Harry's shirt off and quickly kissed down Harry's chest. "No, no, not like that. You have to pleasure him, you have to nip and lick him until his nipples are hard-that will be a good sign that you're doing well."

After several more attempts, Patti managed to get the hang of taking off his shirt, but when it came to Harry's pants she had even more problems than before. She was so clueless!

Finally, Harry stopped her to ask, "Patti, are you sure you like men?"

A/N: Hehehehe, cliffe, I'm so mean. :P Idk, I was kind of running out of ideas for this particular scene-I'm really pumped to write about some stuff that is coming up, though. So please, everyone leave a review for me… even if it is like one word: weird, good, bad, fun, I like it, I hate it… Anything you want! Please- just a review! Anything you want to happen soon? I'd be more than happy to put it certain pairings for you (don't have to involve Harry). :)