Disclaimer: See Chapter One.
A/N: Chapter Two. Yay! I hope you all liked the first chapter. Any suggestions for other characters' email addresses? Drop me a review, I'm adding Janet to this one. Also, someone mentioned that Sam says Sir is a sign of respect but she's being impudent. Well, yeah. She knows he is tired of her calling him Sir, but she's not going to call him Jack. And Jack is sort of computer literate… he can send emails, and that's about it. I hope that clears that up.
Chapter Two
From: BetterThanNASA
To: PokeYouWithNeedles
Subject: They're All Gone…
Janet,
Jack had all my assistants fired! I asked if he'd hired them, because they've been staring at my chest, and he fired them all! I mean, I was being driven up the wall by those guys. You know who I mean, the ones from Area 51? They wore the green alien ties and talked like people from the X-Files. However, it's a little hard to reconfigure the entire base's power system so that I can run a naquadriah reactor without screwing over the whole base without assistants.
Any thoughts on how I can get him to hire me about a dozen new ones?
Sam
From: PokeYouWithNeedles
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: Jealous?
Sam,
Aww, he's jealous. That's so cute. Anyhow, ask him to hire you female assistants and he'll get them for you. He'd do anything for you…
Janet
From: BetterThanNASA
To: PokeYouWithNeedles
Subject: What?
Janet,
Jealous? What are you injecting yourself with? Thanks for the idea about female assistants, though.
Sam
From: BetterThanNASA
To: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Assistance
Sir,
I really need those assistants. I've attached a list of possible candidates. I'd appreciate it if you'd also let me interview these ones first. I'm off to P3X-6273, so maybe when I get back?
Carter
From: BetterThanNASA
To: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Who did it?
Sir,
Thanks for getting me the help I needed. Next time, though, could you please not hang around and harass them? They're complaining.
Also, Sir, do you know which one of them fixed the weapon the old one broke?
Carter
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: Fix
Sam,
Ok, Jack has invaded my office because he destroyed his computer. He'd like to know if you'll fix it for him? And please do it quickly, because he's playing with the tablet I'm trying to translate…
He also says to tell you that he "fixed the damned thing". Part of the ancient knowledge, or something.
Hurry, please!
Daniel
From: OhLookMoreTrees
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: What did you do?
Daniel,
As you might have noticed, I'm using the General's computer. It's fixed, so you can send him back to his office now.
By the way, did you ask him what he did? He screwed this thing six ways to Sunday.
Sam
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: Re: What did you do?
Sam,
I think he said something about emailing your reports to the president as an example of sterling work? Although that might be him trying to get out of trouble.
When are you two going to work it out?
Daniel
From: BetterThanNASA
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: What the…
Daniel,
I'll date him when you finally get over it and ask Janet out.
Sam
A/N: To be continued, maybe... depends on my reviews. And yes, this is OOC. To the person who wrote me a "this is not a flame" review, I knew that, thanks for giving me ideas.