Summary: Starfire starts a journal, and for one full week, upon Raven's advice, she seduces Robin into like her, writing down everything that happens.
Rating: T--(Sorry for the mistake)
Standard Disclaimers Apply.
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SEDUCING THE BOY WONDER
By: The Inevitable Remy
Tuesday, April 2, 4:25 am.
Dear You,
Upon very deep concentration, I have thought of a great name for you: YOU! It suits you, You, and i'm sure you'll just love it.
Well, this morning started out very awkward, You. Sometimes I wish that I didn't have such a deep liking torwards Robin, so I wouldn't always blush and stumble over my words. It is very bothersome, as i'm sure you'll know, and I wish that I was like that women on the movies. Whom are sly and beautiful and who never make a fool of themselves...
Well, any of the ways, I woke up very early today, You--I think it was the nerves--so I headed torwards the kitchen to get a glass of the juiced orange. (Have you ever had any juice from an orange? Oh, it is quite delicious!) Well, as I sat on the cupboard, sipping my glass and getting lost in my thoughts, I heard the large gray doors give a loud Swoosh, signaling the entry of someone, and to my shock, Robin stood there. But oh does it get better, You. As i've told you, you, it was very early, and i'm sure that Robin didn't expect anyone to be up and about, because...well, he was in nothing but a pair of those box shorts!
Oh, You, it was the most awkward moment in my life. He didn't even have his mask on! His eyes were deeply set in, and were a dark shade of the most prettiest blue you'd ever see. His hand flew up to his eyes, and he started to blush.
"S-s-starfire! What're you, I mean, why are you up so early!" I guess he figured there was no need to rush and get something over himself, becasue he started to walk down to the kitchen. As he came closer, I could see he was still quite asleep. His hair was matted in some spots and sticking up in others, his face was pale, and there was a pillow mark on the side of his face. He was, in other words, extremely cute, You.
"Robin! I'm, very sorry. I could not sleep, so I decided to come down to the kichen for the juice of the orange!" He had chuckled at my term. I got goosebumps. "Do you wish to have some?"
I thought he would say no, and go back to his bedroom. But he agreed, and sat on the counter in front of me.
I quickly got him some "orange juice" and sat back down. He started to drink his orange juice, and didn't stop until his head was facing upwards, and the last drop was in his mouth.
"refreshing." he murmered, looking even sleepier now. Then he started to grin. "You know, i've never sat on one of the counters before."
I wiggled around on my spot, giggling. "They are most comfortabel, yes?"
"Until beastboy or Cyborg starts to cook in here, then there's a chance of getting your arm accidentally chopped off. Then seasoned." He had laughed here, and I don't know if it was becasue he just woke up, but it was a very hiccupy laugh. I could not help but keep the smile on my face.
Here was the awkward part, You. I finished my orange juice, and I jumped off the counter to get Robin's glass too, but he jumped off his counter at the same time, and we ended up bumping into each other.
"Oh-um, excuse me--" he whispered.
"Sorry, I'll just get that for you," I had said. I could feel my face going extremely red. My face felt like it was on fire, You!
"Thanks. I guess I should, um, go shower and get dressed." I couldn't help but get one last glance of his chest and stomach before he turned around.
"Okay, Robin. I'll see you later." I said, and that's when I ran to my room, and shrieked into my pillow. Very childish, I know, but I could not help myself!
Well, that was how this morning went. All afternoon was pretty good, that is, until Kill Moth contacted us. We all gathered around the screen, and Robin had to yell at Beastboy to shut the "fuck" up about Kitty. Robin, You, is very strict and slightly obsessed when it comes to his job. However, I find this most intruiging. How he can be sweet, kind, and charming to one second, and then tough, reliable, and "badass" (a term Cyborg uses) the next.
"Killer Moth. What the hell do you want?" said Robin, staring up at the screen. Cyborg and Beastboy sniggered. Raven looked bored.
Killer moth sighed loudly here, looking like he wanted to do anything BUT contact the Teen Titans. I felt this was not going to be good.
"I--in particular--don't want anything. It's...my daughter, who had asked for a favor."
I'm not going to write down all the swear words Robin said here, for either my pencil might snap in half, or the window to my left would shatter. We can just say that Robin swore Kittie's lineage...and back.
"Now now now, Boy Wonder, you do NOT use that kind of language when speaking to my daughter whilst on your date, you hear me?" said the Killer Moth.
I sucked in a breath, clenching my fists at my side, doing everything in my power not to tell Killer Moth that he was definately the biggest Klorbag i've ever met, along with his precious Kitten!
"And why would I go out with your daughter willingly?" Said Robin. I could see him gritting his teeth, already knowing what was coming.
"Oh, we've got that taken care of." said the Killer Moth, looking amused.
"I knew you would've." Replied Robin. "Black mail, of course?"
Killer Moth chuckled, and suddenly a small screen popped up on the right high upper corner. It was Kitten, of course, but she was drastically different. The last time we saw we faught Kitten, she'd gone to Prom with Robin. She had blonde hair, and blue maniacle eyes. Here, she had died her hair a black, with bits of her blonde hair streaked here and there. She wore bright red lipstick, and she was chewing on some sort of pink substance in her mouth. To my surprise, she made a large bubble with the pink stuff, before it made a loud Pop!
Robin made a sound as if he had thrown up in his mouth. "Wow, Kitten. Looks like your time in prison sucked eggs, huh?" said Robin, smirking pleasently.
"I wouldn't be laughing, Robin. That date my father was talking about wasn't just small talk. He was serious."
Robin's face tightened.
"I have placed four explosives at the entrance of every prison from here to Gotham. And if you don't do as I say--" here Kitten pulled out a trigger, the handle black, the button red, "--You'll have thousands of deadly prisoners on your hands. I don't think you want that on your conscious." sneered the Kitten, looking around at us in delight. Her eyes landed on mine, and she made a face of disgust. I could feel my eyes and hands grow green.
Robin turned to Killer Moth, as if to confirm this. Killer Moth nodded, looking pleased at his daughter.
"Fine. I'll go on this date." said Robin through his teeth. Raven caught my eyes and motioned for me to calm down. I did.
"Oh, but, that isn't the best part." said Kitten, her tiny screechy voice filling the large room. "Your Pal Starfire can come with us and witness our love. You would like that, wouldn't you, Starfire?"
I gritted my teeth, lifted my arm, and shot a starbolt to my left, never taking my eyes off Kitten. I believe I demolished the toaster.
"Ooh, this should be fun!" giggled Kitten. She blew a kiss to Robin, who flicked her off, before cutting the transmission.
"Well," said Raven, clearly enjoying the events that have suddenly taken place. "Enjoy your date, Boy Wonder."
"Yeah. I would expect a girl fight, dude. You better take Kitten to an open place where there isn't any type of lifeform, or you'll surely have casulties." said Beastboy. Then he suddenly remembered my breakdown, and flew over to the toaster, and began to stroke it.
"Don't worry, Man." said Cyborg as he slapped Robin and the back. Robin jumped a few feet. "Just get the date over with, hmm? Raven, Beastboy and I will go out and disable the explosive. Easy as pie. As for you," he turned to me and winced. "Um, just remember that the police need to put handcuffs on her, so don't destroy her completely,will you?" He laughed, squeezed my arm, and gathered up Raven and Beastboy. "C'mon ya'll. We've got a city to save." As beastboy walked out the room I could hear him say, "Don't we always have a city to save?"
Then Robin and I were alone. Now, You, my mind was on anything but my seduction plan. Right now, i'm a superhero, and I had to act that way. Suddenly I wasn't stammering or blushing or acting like a schoolgirl.
"I'm sorry you'll have to go along and see that, Star." Robin turned to me, and cocked his head to the side. "And for the sake of the city, please don't piss her off, okay? I just want to get this night over with."
I nodded, and said, "I will watch my temper, Robin. You can count on me."
Robin turned to me and smiled. "I can always count on you, Star."