Disclaimer: See first chapter.
A/N: Well, thanks for all the reviews! I feel really special. A special note to stargate-fan, I loved your idea for Hammond, but I agree, he'd never pick manwithacrownofmarble. I also liked your idea for Teal'c, but I already had one for him. Anyhow, I just wanted to add (if I hadn't said so before) Pete is gone. I hate the man, so he's not in my story. Ooh, and to whoever asked if I'd heard the song, I did. The other day, after I posted the first chapter, I was flipping channels and in the background of some movie, I heard the words "to Sir, with love". Which is just a creepy coincidence. Please review.
Chapter Three
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: What?
Sam,
I'm not romantically interested in Janet. Where'd you get that idea?
Daniel
From: BetterThanNASA
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: You're blind
Daniel, you might know a lot about ancient artifacts, but you seem to know nothing about yourself or other people's feelings.
Sam
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: JuniorIsNoGod
Subject: Do you agree?
Hey, Teal'c, have you noticed any… changes in Janet's attitude towards me?
Daniel
PS. Who got you that email address?
From: JuniorIsNoGod
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Indeed
Daniel Jackson,
I have indeed noticed some interest on Doctor Fraiser's part. I have also noticed some interest on your part. Why do you ask?
Teal'c
Also, it was O'Neill who procured for me this email address.
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: JuniorIsNoGod
Subject: Oh
Just wondering. Thanks.
Daniel
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: PokeYouWithNeedles
Subject: Hey
Janet,
I've managed to stay out of the infirmary for a few weeks. Maybe you'd like to get a cup of coffee with me sometime to celebrate?
Daniel
From: PokeYouWithNeedles
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Re: Hey
Hey, Daniel. Umm, sure, that sounds nice. How about Saturday? You guys aren't going to be offworld and it's my day off.
Janet
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: PokeYouWithNeedles
Subject: Re: Re: Hey
Sure, sounds good. See you Saturday.
Daniel
From: PokeYouWithNeedles
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: OH MY GOD!
Sam,
You'll never believe what just happened! Daniel asked me out! Man, I can't wait for Saturday.
Janet
From: BetterThanNASA
To: PokeYouWithNeedles
Subject: Cool
Janet – that's great! You've like him for what, four years now? Cool!
Sam
From: BetterThanNASA
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Thank you!
Daniel, thanks for asking Janet out. It's made her really happy. I hope you aren't just messing with her, though. Remember how many friends she has around here…
Sam
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: Agreement
Sam,
Remember what you said. You'd go out with Jack when I asked Janet out. Well, look what I just did.
Daniel
From: BetterThanNASA
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Evil
Daniel, you aren't going to hold me to that, are you? I was just trying to prove a point.
Sam
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: Re: Evil
Sam,
You better believe that I'm going to hold you to that. I'll be waiting…
Daniel
From: BetterThanNASA
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: You…
ARE EVIL. Fine, fine, I'll do it.
Sam
From: BetterThanNASA
To: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Dinner
Sir,
You're always telling me to leave and get a life. Would you like to go see a movie this weekend?
Carter
From: OhLookMoreTrees
To: BetterThanNASA
Subject: Re: Dinner
Carter,
Um, no, sorry, I have lots of paperwork. Three teams just came back from offworld and I have a billion reports to look over.
O'Neill
From: BetterThanNASA
To: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Oh
Sir,
Oh, that's fine. I'll just call Janet, I guess.
Sam
From: BetterThanNASA
To: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Agreement
Daniel,
He said no. See? Not happening. Hope you have fun with Janet, I'm going home for the weekend.
Sam
From: NotRocksArtifacts
To: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Are you crazy?
Jack,
Did you seriously turn Sam down when she asked you out? What the heck were you thinking?
Daniel
A/N: To be continued… hah, bet you didn't expect that.