Disclaimer: See first chapter.

A/N: Yay! My first story to break 50 reviews! And I'm sorry if I seem evil. RomieG, Jack is not sick. You'll see what I'm doing. Mkiara, yes, I know it's a movie. I just haven't seen it. I want to, though. sgater926, you brought up a good point. The regs apply. That's why he turned her down. And to Lihanou, wow. You used BetterThanNASA as your email? Yay! I won't sue you. Hope this clears up your questions. Have fun with this story!

Chapter Four

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: No, I'm Not...

Daniel

No, I'm not crazy. Look, it wouldn't be right.

Jack

To: OhLookMoreTrees
From: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Stupid...

Jack, you're a major idiot, you know that? Jack, it's a movie. What isn't right about it? The only reason she had the courage to ask you is because of a stupid dare and because I made her do it. Make it right, ok? She's got a lot of friends here who are still pissed about Edora...

Daniel

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: What?

Daniel, what does Edora have to do with anything?

Jack

To: OhLookMoreTrees
From: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Everything

Jack,

You ignored Sam on Edora after she spend the whole time trying to get you back. She broke laws of physics, and you blew her off. Figure it out.

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Regulations

Daniel, are you nuts? I'm not allowed to date my second in command, or anyone under my command. That means nobody on base, for crying out loud! You're making it worse for both of us.

Jack

To: OhLookMoreTrees
From: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Screw the regs

I mean it, Jack, screw the regulations. You're both miserable, and it makes the rest of us uncomfortable.

Daniel

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Sorry

Daniel, I can't. As much as I'd like to, I can't. Just let it drop, ok?

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: OhLookMoreTrees
Subject: Argh

Of all the regulations NOT to break... Very well. You're just hurting yourself.. and ripping Sam's heart out.

To: JuniorIsNoGod
From: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Hey...

Teal'c. Do you still have the private email address the President gave you?

Daniel

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: JuniorIsNoGod
Subject: Indeed

I do, Daniel Jackson. The president informed me that I was permitted to use it if I had any questions concerning life on this planet. Why do you ask?

To: JuniorIsNoGod
From: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Re: Indeed

I want to ask him about bending the regs for Sam and Jack. Can you tell me what it is?

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: JuniorIsNoGod
Subject: Indeed

Daniel Jackson - the email address is HailToTheChief

Daniel Jackson, what is the significance of that?

To: JuniorIsNoGod
From: NotRocksArtifacts
Subject: Thanks

Thanks, Teal'c. I'll explain later.

To: NotRocksArtifacts
From: HailToTheChief
Subject: Fraternization Regulations

Dear Sir,

My name is Daniel Jackson and I work at the SGC. I am a member of SG-1, and I am a civilian archaeologist who also went on the first mission to Abydos.

Sir, I know that the military prohibits those personnel wishing to have a relationship from doing so if they are under the same change of command. Sir, this is not practical for the SGC. The specific couple I am writing to you about is Samantha Carter, commander of SG-1, and Jack O'Neill, who is the head of the base. They've been in love with each other for years, sir. They never did anything about it, but they've had to work hard not to.

My arguement for the removal of the regulations are these: First, that whether you're in a relationship with someone or not, the fact that you are in love with them (and everyone knows it, which believe me, they do) is still going to affect how you treat them. You'll still be biased, you'll still worry, but there won't be a constant source of tension about "does he/she die before I tell them how I feel?" (which is also common, sir). The second arguement is that as our jobs are all classified, we can't have normal relationships. We can't tell anyone what we do, and it's sort of hard to explain all the trips if we can't. It becomes impossible to maintain a successful relationship with a non-SGC member, sir. The only one I know of who was in a relationship with a civilian and still went offworld was actually Carter, and her boyfriend knew some of what was going on.

Sir, the two of them are miserable. I'm sure there are many more people on base who wish they could be in relationships that they can't be in. With all the uncertainty in our line of work, who else can we spend time with? Who else understands us?

I'd appreciate if you'd take this under consideration.

Yours Truly,

Daniel Jackson

To: OhLookMoreTrees
From: HailToTheChief
Subject: Daniel Jackson

General O'Neill -

I just received a heartfelt email from one Daniel Jackson. He put out a very good arguement for why the fraternization regulations for the Cheyenne Mountain base should be dropped. Well, son, I agree with him. As of the time you receive this email, there are no more regulations concerning who an SGC member can and can not date. Now, I'm sure I speak for Daniel (and, if he's right, the whole base)... Go kiss Carter, General!

The President of the United States

To: PokeYouWithNeedles
From: BetterThanNASA
Subject: Dear Lord...

Janet...

Jack just walked into my lab, said "There aren't any more regs, Carter, Danny spoke to the President," and kissed me! And I kissed him back! Do you know where Daniel is? I need to thank him... and I'm going to have to cancel our date on Saturday. -Wink- I don't think I'm leaving my house all weekend. After all, we have 9 years of sexual tension to work out...

Sam

A/N: The end. Unless you pester me enough, then I might write more. If you pester me, though, tell me what you want me to write about. Hmm... maybe planning the wedding over email? Who knows. Anyhow, review!