Mokuba: what the hell was that?
Gir: ooo that so sad tuna?
Areku: what I'm on an edge this is on the moment that was hard
Mokuba: you're hopeless R&R

chap3

Areku: Yay running in circles with Gir I got the lemon off
Mokuba: the way this is going you'll be drenched in lemon and your pillows will be fluffy as clouds
Areku: no, no, nooooooo!
Gir: he not own anybody (Alex sets fire to his skin) oooo pretty
''Kagome did kouga do that thing that Miroku tries to do to every other girl he meets?'' asked Shippou who really shouldn't have been there ''h-h- ow did you-'' ''lady Kagome did he..'' everyone except Shippou was having a hard time asking ''what Miroku is trying to say is Ano(err..) did kouga and you... is Kouga's negau(desire) for you that strong that he...you know.'' Shippou was getting tired of every one approaching this matter slowly ''did you and Kouga have sex?'' he blurted out Kagome was stunned...at least for 5 seconds before she broke down sobbing ( ha-ha hormones ) Sango comforted her friend and when she quieted down she answered they're questions the first one was ''did he have sex with you?'' that was a yes the second one was if it was, ''was it... rape'' that was a no and the last question was how do you have sex which as every one stared at Shippou and ushered him out of the room while Shippou was saying in his defense ''How does a virgin with no experience know how to have sex!'' from there on every body got off of the sex questions and asked what they where going to do '' but I'm not pregnant she cried I took a test!'' Sango and Miroku looked sadly at their re friend and focused their gaze on her stomach her stomach kept on giving a faint transparent almost invisible demonic aura if Miroku hadn't put demon wards to tell them if there was a demon nearby they wouldn't have know and suddenly Miroku was crest fallen ''how did she get inside the hut if I put demon wards Miroku mused unless I am no longer able to produce a working warding Pseutra'' Miroku rubbed his temple in thought.
(flash back kagome)
Mrs. Higarashi pay attention one day you might need to know these thing about pregnancies when a lady like your self is pregnant the sperm cell that fertilizes you egg will become on and just how we grow double it's self the zygote doubles, quadruples and so on and at 5 weeks a Childs heart and head are functioning
(end flash back) ''No Miroku you can set a warding Pseutra fine it's simply that if I am pregnant then the child in me has a beating heart now that's what set off your warding pseutra's and what made me get a demonic aura..'' Miroku was staring at kagome is it possible for a women bearing a child be able to feel her Childs every move, like growing a heart'' '' it's not like that Miroku! My teacher told me! It's called learning at school but I've only been pregnant for three days not 5 weeks...'' ''does that matter Kagome your holding a demon child a Hanyou demon child it'll take less then the normal amount of time since demon children grow quicker.'' kagome turned a light pale green and with the skill of the monk he was of being able to sometime out run Sangos hiraigotsu jumped 10 clear feet away as kagome vomited stomach acids (and her breakfast) right where Miroku had been standing. Inuyasha walked inside kagome was so shocked at the intrusion she had another vomit attack Inuyasha screamed ( more like a really, really loud howl ) of pain and disgust when kagome was trying to wipe him off with a towel she had brought from the present Inuyasha was trying to shake it off like water which was getting the burning acid ( and what was left of kagome lunch ) all over everything in the room Inuyasha left fuming ( the most dry of all of them ) and every one left to take a bath they went to the hot springs and took a bath ( Miroku was chased out by hiraigotsu and had to take a freezing cold bath (Alex: poor Miroku that's what happens when you go in a hot tub and then a pool) Miroku swore he wouldn't tell Inuyasha
( at the hot springs )
''Kagome do you like Inuyasha I mean like, like?'' Sango asked the miserable kagome '' I don't know I guess I sort of always ''liked him'' but He's so blunt that he can't love me'' kagome thought aloud to Sango miserably '' perhaps it's Kikyo's soul that was in you until Urusueii took it out but maybe you still ''liked'' him because you had Kikyo in you for so long'' ''I guess but I...'' kagome faltered and got the courage again '' he said I seduced him it could be because of the sake but part of me desired him just like part of me desires Inuyasha'' sago pitied her friend she had gone through a lot more then her true she had lost her family and Naraku was controlling her brother but Naraku was manipulating her without knowing it she may want to come here and risk dying or see Inuyasha in the hands of Kikyo or see kouga die it made Sango Think how petty she looked her family had died her village had died but it was they're fault they died they fought demons and where willing to die fighting but kagome had been born into this war she never fought or anything Sango felt like crying and she thought she had when she heard in a sniffle and looked up to see Kagome red eyed sniffling crying silent tears Sango gave her friend a hug she didn't want her to feel this way they had helped her with her lousy troubles and now she was like a sister to her Sango felt like crying for her friend when she inhaled to cry out she smelled a pungent stomachy smell immediately she grabbed her hiraigotsu and hit the bushes concealing the hot springs where Miroku barely missed getting hit and saw he was still covered in vomit and was trying to listen ( cough pervert cough ) Miroku was naked he hid his robes a little while away so he wouldn't stink completely Sango didn't strike again in fact she was staring at a place I thought was rude and kagome reacted first she grabbed her arrows from nearby since demons could attack even when they where bathing and screamed '' I spill my guts out to Sango and you spy on us you Hentai lectourous monk! I will give you 5 second's to run away'' Miroku ran very quickly scooped up his clothes for the stream Sango looked disappointed and tilted her head to see more and kagome got towels and dried herself off while Sango did the same and they put on they're clothes.

Areku: I've looked up my name in Japanese and that name is Areku therefore my name shall be Areku
Mokuba: Baka tamadachi R&R JA!