A/N Well, who says songfics have to be depressing? This one is set shortly after Episode 1, with little Anakin driving Obi-Wan insane. Why, you ask? Because I'm bored. As for Qui-Gon sitting in the background being dead and making snide comments, well, I couldn't resist. Same thing with the Mace Windu crack. What?

No offense meant to any characters. This is made purely for humorous purposes. And to alleviate my boredom. And if you don't know what alleviate means, look it up in the dictionary.

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Lyrics

Obi-Wan

Anakin.

Qui-Gon.

And I'll be doing combinations when they're saying things together. For example. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan and Anakin, Anakin and Qui-Gon or All three.

And so we begin! And no, that's not part of the song.

I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!

I bet I'll be the best Jedi ever! This is going to be so cool! This is gonna be awesome! Oh, man, this is better than podracing by a long shot.

I've never seen a king of beasts

Of all the Jedi, Anakin, none of them has ever entirely enjoyed their training.

With quite so little hair

There are so many cool people here! Like that one guy. He's bald! But he's still a Jedi! I've never though that a Jedi could be bald! This is awesome!

I'm gonna be the main event

The fact that all of the other younglings thinks that he's the best Padawan since Yoda probably isn't helping his ego much.

Like no king was before

You do realize that no Jedi has ever been quite as great as you're planning on being? All right! I'll be the first! Please tell me you're joking. He's not joking.

I'm brushing up on looking down

I will be so much cooler than the rest of the Order! This is going to be great! Please calm down. Try to keep his head slightly smaller than the Temple, Obi-Wan. Unless you don't want advice from dead people. How can he be this hyper? I never was. Yes you were.

I'm working on my roar

I think I'm losing my voice from yelling at this kid so often. And he still hasn't calmed down enough to meditate. What is with him?

Thus far a rather uninspiring thing

Obi-Wan? Try a new tactic, I don't think he's impressed.

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

This is already fun!

No one saying do this

I admit, I'm enjoying death. Wow, that sounded morbid. But seriously. Obi-Wan, I love you, but everyone needs a vacation.

Now when I said that—

Two weeks of training him and I already need a vacation.

No one saying be there

What? I was late, it's not the end of the world!

What I meant was—

The question is, would you manage to be on time if it was?

No one saying stop that

I don't envy you, my friend.

What you don't realize—

It wasn't my fault!

No one saying see here

Sometimes I wonder about you, Anakin. Even the Council's started asking me if I'm sure you're completely sane. And I don't know how to answer them.

Now see here!

Hey, I'm not insane! I'm perfectly normal! Just like every other Padawan. If that's the case, then I pity every other master. Hey!

Free to run around all day

Why don't we take a vacation? No. Why not?

That's definitely out—

Because that would only encourage you.

Free to do it all my way!

What? I just need an adjustment period. A little time to transition from my old life to my new, while goofing off… No.

I think it's time that you and I

Arranged a heart-to-heart

I wish I was alive to give you advice on this kid. He's not that much worse than you were. Anakin? Do you want some help with that?

Kings don't need advice

From little hornbills for a start

Nah, I've got it… OW!

If this is where the monarchy is headed

The future of the Order. The Chosen One, who will bring balance to the Force. The one who can't even make toast without burning himself. That's my Padawan.

Count me out

I believe that this is much more fun from an outsider's perspective.

Out of service, out of Africa

I wouldn't hang about

Hey, what's this… No, Anakin don't touch that… Oh, FORCE! Why didn't you warn me? I wonder if I ever got that look on my face when Obi-Wan did something stupid… Stupid.

This child is getting wildly out of wing

Oh, Force, he's getting worse every day.

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

This is still awesome!

Everybody look left

Watch out!

Everybody look right

Uh-oh, he's heading for the… Ow.

Everywhere you look I'm—

Get back here!

Standing in the spotlight

Hey, Master? Can I have a lightsaber? No. Why not?

Not yet

I don't want to see the destruction you could wreak with it.

Let every creature go for broke and sing

Everyone celebrate!

Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing

You've got to admit, he is pretty good.

It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling

I hope this is as bad as it gets. Nope.

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

When I'm a Jedi, I'm gonna see every planet ever to exist! And I'm gonna save every one of them! And…

Oh, he just can't wait to be king!

Was I ever that excitable? Yes.

Oh, I just can't wait...

Just a few more years, and I won't have to deal with him anymore… No, don't touch that!

Just can't wait

I will enjoy seeing the two of you working together. This is going to be interesting.

To be king!

This is fun! Watch out! Hahaha… Uh-Oh

What did you think? One of my more hyper pieces. I get like that sometimes.