Areku: yes I have NOT updated much because of various reasons of which are too many for me to explain because there would be more excuses then words of the fic now on words!
Wolfs reign plot bunny's run around Areku's head
"NOOOOOO!" a bigger and tougher wolf demon had grabbed Hakkaku's shoulder and started shaking him "tell him to come back!" Hakkaku's was considering this when Ginta stood up to the wolf demon courageously saying "he said that he wouldn't come back without kagome he told us specifically to tell any or every one that message!" the wolf demon stopped shaking Hakkaku's and he seemed to be trying to hold his head, a northern wolf who was at the opening of the cave overheard this conversation her eye's showing much pain how could Kouga have been seduced by this kagome?
"Inuyasha! No! We are not leaving until Kouga's here, no, stop dragging me Osuwari!" the half demon made a face plant but quickly got back up to continue dragging kagome even though he was having a bad time at it first it was just protesting then when he got a grip around her midriff to tear her apart from the tree she latched onto she kept on shouting the S…word! (A/n or in Japanese Osuwari p.s. thanks Nika for the idea!) And now he smelled Kouga in the woods he had 2 get away had 2! Too many bad things happened in these woods 1. The sudden appearance of Kouga's smell 2. Kagomes onslaught of words and 3. Miroku and Sango's savage betrayal and taking Kagomes side for everything they even made him give up his ramen so kagome could eat a little more! His ramen! And… no, no he thought this is impossible he smelled Kouga coming closer and closer he was just beyond that ridge nooooooo he could see his tornado closer, closer way too close in front of him!
Kouga took Kagome's hand in his, his eyes full of adoration "how where you kagome I trust mutt face didn't treat you inappropriately where is Inutrasha anyway?" he looked around oblivious to the scowling dog demon slowly reaching for his sword to chop off the wolves legs "you have an extremely one track mind don't you?" kagome asked coldly she had put a sweater over her uniform the sweater had letters on the chest that said "if your reading this you are perverted!" (A/n 1 of many I hope because kagome in all the episodes in the feudal era always has one set of uniform clothes which made me ask, "How dirty is she?") Kouga blinked and looked down at the half demon "mutt this obsession with showing how much better pureblooded demons is going to far stop being in the dirt underneath my feet" Kouga jumped up into the air as Inuyasha came up from the ground slashing the Tetusaiga at him Kouga however just sat on his head the way Ranma sit's on Ryoga's and struck by a idea from the god's he didn't as he usually would have downclub him with the flat side of Tetusaiga but instead grabbed his feet and dropped him on the floor Kouga was very surprised and didn't know what to do and kagome watched Inuyasha about to skewer Kouga when she decided it went on long enough "Osuwari" Inuyasha face planted into a very surprised Kouga who had just turned over and Inuyasha head hit his stomach knocking the air from him and Miroku who had seen a opportunity took a picture with a camera which he had hidden in his sleeve for easy access he now had a digital camera from the future with a picture of Kouga grabbing Inuyasha's hair and Inuyasha his hand on both sides of a open legged Kouga, Inuyasha's head hovering inches above his pelvis giving a very suggestive photo
"Miroku sama!" Miroku did that little thing when an anime character gets caught doing something they're not supposed to and they trip "Ahh! Yes lady kagome?"
"That is extremely dirty!"
Everyone stopped fighting to watch "all I have to say is if that photo survives after… my condition… I will hurt you till you are on the bridge of death!" "But, lady kagome! Just think about it one day we can look back and laugh about these day's!" "You're going to be the only laughing!" kagome shot back the last thing I would need is a scarred child she thought " but then what will I have to remember my friend's by?" Miroku said quite innocently the background became fiery and kagome got really big and she looked angry. "MIROKU IM SAVING A LIFE FROM BEING SCARRED NOW GIVE IT TO ME!" the rest of the day went on with bickering and shouting and Sango decided to make Killala a pillow to sleep on like she saw in one of Kagome's magazines she saw a flash come from behind her because she had bent over to pick up a needle "MIROKU!" "DON'T WORRY SANGO! I GOT HIM FOR YOU!" kagome was running after Miroku with the fiery background "it's hard being neutral" Sango thought to herself as she idly drew Killala's picture on the pillow

Areku: "I hope the next review is urgent for update because I kept on thinking man they wanted to get a update and they haven't gotten one for 1 year and the guilt made me write even though I was inspired numerous times well ja'ne"
Gir: R&R
Areku: groan "I thought I got rid of you?"
Gir: "you'll never get rid of me hahahahhahahahahhahahahah!"