A/n: alright I have decided that I was going to skip Hermione ahead two grades to seventh year because after all she is bloody brilliant. So she is the head girl and has her own apartment inside of the school. George and Fred are in seventh year also as I am pretty sure they were in book five. Good night and good luck

Hermione woke with a dead weight on her entire body.

She opened her eyes.

"George what the bloody hell are you doing in my bed suffocating me!" she screamed in his ear.

He jerked awake.

"What the bloody fuck woman…wait a minute...what happened!"

"That is what I would like to know!" Mya said wheezing slightly

"Now shove of I can't bloody breathe," she continued gasping and struggling against his weight.

"Wait just a minute" he whispered softly

What!"

Why not take advantage to our current situation?"

"What exactly are you playing at?" she asked eyeing him warily

"This "he whispered in her ear,

Closing the gap between their faces and kissing her. Now this went on for quite a while but finally Mya surfaced for air.

"Damn boy really know how to keep me occupied don't you?" she said continuing her unfinished task of pushing his mass off of her.

He just grinned.

Hopping out of her bed Mya walked to her dresser and pulled out her clothes for the day. A pink fitted tee that read "I had a nightmare that I was a blond" and a pair of kaki short shorts plus all of the necessary under garments.

You want to go to hogsmede with me today love? He asked.

"Yea that would be nice" she replied coloring just slightly

"Alright" he said watching her

"George do you fancy to watch or something?"

"Oh! No I'll close my eyes promise!"

"Ok"

She proceeded to lift her shirt to take it off and George's eyes snapped shut but not before he could see her nearly flat stomach. Well at least she eats he thought to him.

Okay you can open now." She said at last

She looks fantastic George thought

"What are you going to wear?" she asked

Umm just a sec"

His accio'ed his kaki cargoes and his brown muggle tee that had a picture of a stag and under the picture it read "Nice Rack"

He smiled as he slipped it on "only in muggle America" he thought

He took his shirt from the day before and cleaned it with his wand (this one said 'forget the cowboy I'm a wizard')

"hehehehe close you eyes darling!" he giggled in a mock girl voice

Mya turned but watched him change in the mirror. Then she started giggling

What is so amusing dear heart?" he drawled

"Ummm you're under wear" she said through a fit of giggles

The boxers in question were hot pink with dancing naked ladies all over them, and yes the were really dancing moving of course what cant a magical human do?

George just grinned

"Ok love im ready how about you?" He said

Yup im good

AND WE"ER OFF" they said together skipping to the great hall for breakfast before hogsmede

"Just curios but how'd you end up in my room on top of me?" Mya questioned

I haven't a clue but ill wager that it has a lot to do with Fred!" he replied honestly as entering the great hall to find a very pissed Miss Malfoy.

A/N ha-ha yea I no I was supposed to put what exactly happened to the ferret in this chapter but I had a stroke of genius when I was trying to sleep last night so I put it down. Ill try to have a new chapter up this weekend but im not sure. So as always please read and review!

Kat