A/N HAPPY CHOCOLATE MILK DAY! THIS WILL BE A STORY! LITTLE SHORT STORIES!
I like chocolate milk.
One day, Hermy and Dumbledoor went outside. They got zapped by Voldemort and they died, but before they died, they made HORCUXSES, via killing Harry and Ron. So they didn't die, and they went and bought a barrel of CHOCOLATE MILK! Then they lured Voldemort into it, and locked him in there. Voldemort loves chocolate milk, and since it's chocolate milk day today, he decided being lock in a barrel of it wouldn't be so bad.
SUDDENLY-
"ACK!" Voldemort screamed!
THE MILK HAD TURENED SOUR 'CAUSE HE HADN"T BATHED IN WEEKS!
"What's wrong Voldy?" asked Hermy
"I am a Moldy Voldy! That's what!"
"Why is that bad? I thought you were trying to set a world record for not having a bath."
"Well-! The milk turned sour! That's what!"
"EGAD! THE MILK IS SOUR!" screamed Dumbledoor
SUDDENLY-
DARTHY BURST FROM THE CEILING!
"I WILL GET MORE CHOCOLATE MILK FOR YOU!" she bellowed.
"Thank you!" they all rejoiced.
"But first you will have to come with me!"
She grabbed them, tied them up, and brought them back to Aneis, where the author had lots of Chocolaate milk, and they all cot a little taste, and Aneis and her clan ate Dombledoor,hermy,andVoldemort. Voldemort was a bit moldy though.
Well what do you think? There might be one for August 1st, but you will have to wait and see for what happens then...
Aneis Rarraf