A/N Not much, HAPPY WATERMELLON DAY! WHOO!

I own nothing.

Changes

"We're not your parents."

"What do you mean, you're not?"

"Your real name is Chuck Fudd."

"I'm not Draco Malfoy?"

"NO! Why would we want a child like you? We're smart, rich, and happy people! We brought you in, and we can't remember why."

"So I don't look like this?"

"No, do you know how many times we had to re-dye your hair?"

"But I still have a good bod, right?"

"Oh, heck no! We had to give a potion to you every meal! In fact, it should wear off right now..."

Draco-or should I say Chuck-'s body became shorter, rounder. He grew red, curly hair and a wheeze. He looked now like someone that Voldemort would have killed on contact, for all his muggle-ness.

"Oh, look, your real parents are here now! Let's go greet them!"

Two muggles, just like Chuck, stepped out of the car, and waddled over to give him a big hug.

"Chuck! It's great to see you! Get in the car, it's time to go!" said the father.

"And leave your wand here, I don't want to see that in the house!"

They all waddled back to the car, where watermellon was waiting as a healthy surprise.

Chuck looked back at was his old home, to find his old parents smiling.

And that is how dramatically and suddenly, a person's life can change.

Tee-hee.

Aneis