Victoria's Secret and Hot Topic

Sitting in Starbucks makes it seem like you are responisble and mature, but Sora and Riku were getting sick of this show. Sora sipped down the last of his double shot expresso no froth with chocolate sprinkles all 1/10 width of a inch wide, and Riku tossed out his iced coffee. Riku took off his hat and began straightening the kinks. Sora sighed and looked out the window facing into the mall, that's when he saw the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Victoria's Secret.

"You know, I have only been in Victoria's secret once, and I was small enough to be in a stroller." Sora said nodding across the hall to the shop.

Riku got a look on his face that said 'Your Mom in Victoria's Secret is a crime against everything that is just and right'. Sora sensed this and gave him a kick under the table. "Well, we could go now." Riku suggested. Then he caught the look on Sora's face. "Oh no! I will not pretend to be your boyfriend, oh no no no, find someone else, last time we tried that I almost ended up in therapy."

"Oh baby doll! This would look so good on your small frame!" Riku said shaking his butt a little more as he walked and grabbed a pink g-string slingshotting it across to Sora, who then held it up to his groin and made a sad face.

"You know that pink isn't really my color! I am a Taurus! I am totally a green girl!" Sora said flinging them back. "Excuse me miss! Could you take my measurements please! Oh, and do you have this nighty in a size large? I have such big sholders!" Sora said shaking his sholders as proof of this.

"That's not the only big thing you have!" Riku said winking at Sora. Both thought they were either going to throw up, or laugh their asses off, but the look on the poor attendents face was enough for them to keep the rouse going.

"If you would follow me, Ma'am, erm, Sir..." She corrected.

"No Ma'am is fine!" Sora said walking over to the dressing rooms leaving Riku navel deep in panties.

Inside the dressing room the attendent had asked him to take off his shirt. Sora wiggled his eyebrows at his great luck. Bare chested the girl blushed as she streched the measuring strip around his chest. Sora was really beginging to like this until he heard a gasp and a loud smack. Sora knew what was coming next, he dashed out of the dressing room bare chested, and saw the scene that couldturn this day from good to a bad day.

There standing was an attractive assistant who looked very angry. Also stood Riku holding his face he too looked angry, but there was something else about this he didn't like. Sora looked at the assistant who had been helping him and she too looked angry. Well, he might as well join the club, but put on his bes angry face and marched over to the woman who had slapped Riku.

"Excuse me what is going on here!" Sora exclaimed throwing up his arms. The assistant just looked at him and sneered.

"Your 'boyfriend' just asked me to help him pick out something for his 'girlfriend', and when I did, he asked me to try it on." The girl looked furious, as if that didn't happen all the time in a store like this. Sora looked at Riku and was playing a mental game running through his options. Option 1, give up, admit defeat and get kicked out of the store possibly the entire mall. Or option 2, play along and cross lines that were basically walls that were never meant to be crossed.

"He said WHAT? I thought you LOVED ME!" Sora yelled getting 'upset'. Sora swung his hand back and slapped Riku. Riku looked shocked and was about to hit him back when he realized what Sora was doing. He just held his face once again and looked disgruntled. "All this time you said you were going bowling with Jerry and the guys from work! And I have to find out this way in PUBLIC! DO YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH THAT YOU WOULD HUMILIATE ME IN PUBLIC!" Sora started gasping for air in an attempt to look pathetic. It worked, both girls got pity all over their face, the room was filled with it, everyone was basically swimming in pity.

Riku got a bit of acting in also, his eyes got big and he stared at his feet. "It's not that, It's just so hard to give up the old ways, I LOVE YOU! Not her! But, I'm so new at this, YOU have to teach me!" Riku said looking up at Sora who was about to piss himself from trying to keep from laughing.

"I forgive you, I will give you one more chance, but you are grounded!" Sora said shaking a finger. Sora grabbed him by the ear and walked out of the store. When they finally turned the corner and were somewhere between Finch and American Eagle they dropped to the ground laughing so hard they couldn't breath. They actually had a good sized crowed going until security swung by to see if they were hurt. And once he they were able to tell him they were, the kind gaurd asked Sora to please put back on his shirt.

"Nothing can top our last adventure, I will be telling my grandchildren about that." Riku said trying on sunglasses at a vender they had set up in the middle of the mall. Riku picked up huge white ones and tested them out.

"That tag really suites your eyes." Sora commented watching the people walk about. They still had one hour until noon and they were not going to waste it. The time before lunch was always the best time to make a big impact on the rest of your day.

"Why do you think we do it?" Riku said trying on a small green pair.

"Do what?" Sora asked looking at Riku and jumping back a little.

"Skip School." Riku said as if it wasn't obvious.

"Well, I tell my parents the downfall of my academic attendence are two factors. One, my car, and two, my license." Sora said pulling the strings of his hoodie. He watched a complete MetalHead walk past him carrying three Hot Topic bags. Then the light bulb appeared. "Let's go to Hot Topic!"

"Ok, I should pick up some eye-liner." Riku said rolling his eyes.

"So that's what that is." Sora said getting close to Riku's face peering into his eyes.

Slipknot Duality hit them as they entered the barely lit store.

"Umm, excuse me, could I get a flashlight!" Riku called out to a person working. She was a very tall blonde with at least 27 holes in her body, not counting the ones God gave her. She looked at him and laughed before she began stocking once again.

"Riku look!" Sora said pointing to a giant Hello Kitty rug hanging on the wall. "Wouldn't go perfect with that pencil sharpener you have?" Sora said elbowing Riku in the side. Riku's look had kill written all over it.

"How many times do I have to tell you that it was a present from my Nanna and that you should never make fun of it!" Riku said turning red.

"I think Hello Kitty is sexy." A short dark haired female said coming out of the shadows. She was covered in fishnet and black lipstick. Her eyes were blue, and it was obvious she was a natural blonde gone to the dark side. Her chipped black nail polish and wicked witch of the west socks matched wonderfully, but her 'Kill all conformist' shirt was a bit over board.

Riku laughed a little nervously and shrank back against the CD wall. She didn't seem to walk, merely float as her exorcist glare bore into Riku's soul. Well, at least that's what he thought she was doing.

"I think I need a grown up." Riku said shakily as he pushed Sora out of the store and towards the food court.

End

Next Time...

It's lunch time, what secret talent does Sora have!

Ok, so it isn't the best, and some of you may think I went over board with the acting gay thing...well here is something...get a sense of humor! Just like Porn Stars, They are not real people, just pawns for my entertainment! Well, I hope you enjoyed it, and I will update as soon as possible! THANKS! Review review review!

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